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 Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:25 am
Because i am such a fan of crossovers (I wonder who can pick up where they were from originally)
after Edward leaves
Bella: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
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Edward is teaching Bella to hunt after she is turned into a vampire
Edward: If you want to survive out here, you've got to know where your towel is.
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Edward: Hey! Is this guy boring you? Why don't you come talk to me instead? I'm from a different Century. Seriously!
[laughs]
Edward: You want to see my Volvo? cool (not as impressive as in the original context)
**
Edward is walking down the street and an old woman catches his eye "Alison weatherwax? I have a good memory for necks" pirate
theyll only be funny if you know where they are from originally.
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 6:16 am
Lady Dionish katgems
a scene created by my imagination this morning...
jane: grrr feeel the power of my death ray!!! *stares at bella*
Bella: lol that tickles!
Edward:Bells, are you ok?
Jane: *turns her death ray to Edward*
Edward: gah!*falls to ground, twitching*
Bella: *jumps between Jane and Edward*: MY TICKLES!!!!
(my brother: and they call you smart rolleyes )
i thought of that after i took state-wide testing.
i had to hide th peice of paper i wrote it all down on to be alowed to bring it home, but i HAD TO SAVE IT!!
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 6:42 pm
shadowgrl7 Edward: Bella, i have something to tell you . . . You know how I told you I watch you sleep at night? Bella: yeah? Edward:I lied. I'm secretly a dancer for the new strip club! Bella: OMG! I thought it was you in that feathered boa! Bella: . . . Since I'm your girlfriend, do i get a free lap dance? Lol! blaugh rofl xd
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:47 am
watarrmelonz Because i am such a fan of crossovers (I wonder who can pick up where they were from originally) after Edward leaves Bella: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed. ** Edward is teaching Bella to hunt after she is turned into a vampire Edward: If you want to survive out here, you've got to know where your towel is. ** Edward: Hey! Is this guy boring you? Why don't you come talk to me instead? I'm from a different Century. Seriously! [laughs] Edward: You want to see my Volvo? cool (not as impressive as in the original context) ** Edward is walking down the street and an old woman catches his eye "Alison weatherwax? I have a good memory for necks" pirate theyll only be funny if you know where they are from originally. lol..there funny. hitchhikers guide and carpe jugulum ... i swear, terry pratchett is great with that book especailly if you've read dracula.
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:35 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:25 am
Bella: Hey Edward, let's start a rap group
Edward: Big E is in the house! mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 3:01 am
nhizilkia watarrmelonz Because i am such a fan of crossovers (I wonder who can pick up where they were from originally) after Edward leaves Bella: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed. ** Edward is teaching Bella to hunt after she is turned into a vampire Edward: If you want to survive out here, you've got to know where your towel is. ** Edward: Hey! Is this guy boring you? Why don't you come talk to me instead? I'm from a different Century. Seriously! [laughs] Edward: You want to see my Volvo? cool (not as impressive as in the original context) ** Edward is walking down the street and an old woman catches his eye "Alison weatherwax? I have a good memory for necks" pirate theyll only be funny if you know where they are from originally. lol..there funny. hitchhikers guide and carpe jugulum ... i swear, terry pratchett is great with that book especailly if you've read dracula. Wow. You get a HUGE virtual cookie of ultimate cool heart heart 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:57 pm
ya'll people are gonna kill me!!!!! rofl
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:30 pm
the_pink_ladies ya'll people are gonna kill me!!!!! rofl i laughed so hard i cried, and then i started choking! blaugh sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:11 am
edward singin stayin alive!
(all i could think of XD)
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:01 pm
xoxTwilight-Goddessxox edward singin stayin alive! (all i could think of XD) lol!
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:38 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:19 pm
Edward: *Is in the middle of hunting* OW! I BROKE A NAIL!!! gonk
Emmett: Whimp! *Stubs toe on a rock* WAHHHHHHHH! ROSALINE! I GOT A BOO BOO!!! crying
Rosaline: *Sigh* stare
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:57 pm
Edward-"Bella...you smell horrible, even when you haven't been with Jacob."
Bella-"Edward, you're not completly georgous."
Emmett-"Bella, I hope you never become a vampire."
Alice-"Bella, I hate you."
Rosalie-"Emmett, You're an idiot."....Well she might say that. But not mean it.
Jasper-"I love that girl that changed me."
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:26 am
I don't hate Jacob, but I do rather dislike what he's sort of doing to her in New Moon... I'm only on chapter 17 of the book (yay, Edward is gonna come back soon! 4laugh ) but it seems like how he's pressuring Bella into something she doesn't want and something I don't want to happen as the reader. She doesn't love him that way, and she shouldn't have to think about it so much! Even if Jacob isn't doing it intentionally, it's still bothersome... I guess I'll just have to wait for Edward to come back! :3 Also, he shouldn't get so mad at her for wanting to see the Cullens, it's basically like he's saying, "You can only spend time with me or I'll get jealous and mad", which just shows how childish he's being. But, at the same time I like Jacob, he does wonders for Bella, he really is the best possible friend for Bella, and he plays that role best, I really hope he doesn't change that... Oh, but I hate when he calls Bella 'honey' it just sickens me...
Something Edward would never say... hmmm...
-Serious tone- "Bella, let's do the time warp again..."
XD yeah, that's all I can truly never see him saying! XD
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