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 Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 10:05 am
CID_Stubs toe
Holy shi- poop!! That hurt like he-ck!!!!! I'll kick yout a- opps i mean bottom. G_G
Uhhh hey Cloud uhhhhhhhhh WHAT THE ******** ARE YOU DOIN HERE!!! GET OUTAA MY ******** WAY YOU ARSEHOLE!!!!!! scream
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 10:10 am
xOpiatex shy_inuyasha i heard you guys talkin..i hope no obne did this * barret and tifa on the field* tifa: hey barret take a look at these *looks down* barret: wow are they really natural? tifa: yeah barret: i bet there really firm tifa: of course barret: ive never seen such a nice par tifa: i dont mean to brag but..they are pretty sweet barret: mind if i give'em a squeeze? tifa: go ahead barret takes a watermelon* barret: mmm i do love my melons! ( lol i hope u think its funny!.....anybody here?) Congratulations for quoting the FF7 Guide to Random Battles Flash. Requires lots of skill for that.
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 10:52 am
xOpiatex shy_inuyasha i heard you guys talkin..i hope no obne did this * barret and tifa on the field* tifa: hey barret take a look at these *looks down* barret: wow are they really natural? tifa: yeah barret: i bet there really firm tifa: of course barret: ive never seen such a nice par tifa: i dont mean to brag but..they are pretty sweet barret: mind if i give'em a squeeze? tifa: go ahead barret takes a watermelon* barret: mmm i do love my melons! ( lol i hope u think its funny!.....anybody here?) Congratulations for quoting the FF7 Guide to Random Battles Flash. Requires lots of skill for that. thanks..i go to www.newgrounds.com alot heh
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 10:54 am
Mako18 xOpiatex shy_inuyasha i heard you guys talkin..i hope no obne did this * barret and tifa on the field* tifa: hey barret take a look at these *looks down* barret: wow are they really natural? tifa: yeah barret: i bet there really firm tifa: of course barret: ive never seen such a nice par tifa: i dont mean to brag but..they are pretty sweet barret: mind if i give'em a squeeze? tifa: go ahead barret takes a watermelon* barret: mmm i do love my melons! ( lol i hope u think its funny!.....anybody here?) Congratulations for quoting the FF7 Guide to Random Battles Flash. Requires lots of skill for that. i did?...well...YAY!!! lol
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Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2004 4:46 am
I loved this one: Ack! OMG A GREY HEAIR! sEPH WOULDN'T SAY THAT I MEAN HE HAS SILVER HAIR ANYWAY LOL!
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Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2004 12:59 pm
cloud: hey seph, you stabbed her pretty good. now lets go and get a drink bud
seph: hells yeah, didnt you see that? it was freekan great
Aerith: screw both of you guys, he only pricked me abit, get me a bandaid bishes....
*cloud and seph run for they are afraid of her*
Yiff: Aerith.... i really do love you...
Aerith: O.o;; *kills herself*
yiff: fine..... the other one is mine twisted
Tifa: gonk
Moogle: I am cute a fluffy, i am now pwning you both, you bishes mad
Tifa and Yiff: gonk gonk *both go suicidal with Aerith*
cloud and seph return with sodas
Cloud: Moogle.... good job man whee
Seph: alright.... you did good moogle, want to join our fun adventure crew, were going to go and ride some ponies!!!
Moogle: oh mah gawd, lets go heart domokun heart
Cloud, Seph and Moogle leave off into the sunset, they get too close and burn up.
Cloud: i just relised i shouldof used pheonix down when Aerith was dying gonk
*sizzles*
Fin 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2004 7:37 pm
*a few minutes after the ending of FFVII*
The party is at a smoldering crater valley filled with wreckage and ruin.
Vincent: Well Cid they blew it up, its all gone, damn them Damn them to hell!!!, DAMN THEM THOSE STUPID DIRTY APES!!!!
Cid: Hey man calm down we don't know the whole world is like this and who do you mean by they?
Vincent: The whole world is like this face it the age of man is over.
Cid: Okay how about we explore more than 2 sq. miles before we jump to conclusions.
Vincent: I bet it was super nukes that set off and caused the fail safe switch to fail and the explosion killed half the population of the world and released a bacteria that killed everbody and caused the corpses to come to life to feast on human and chocobo flesh. and a hand full fo gritty survivors were fighting of the zombies with there swords, wits, and their knowledge of terrain and chocobos. Everything was looking fine, then the meteor hit.
Cid: 3 things 1. I think you just quoted every crappy acpoclypse movie 2. wtf are you talking about that didn't happen we saw what happened, it was a big green explosion. and 3. if that did happen where are the zombies.
Vincent: the meteor killed them
Cid:then what about the bacteria that made them zombies, why haven't we been infected?
Vincent: It was wiped by alien bacteria on a massive bacteria on bacteria plauge very ironic.
Cid:then shouldn't the alien bacteria kill us?
Vincent: No it only affects other bacteria.
Yuffie: is that all you ever do is talk?
Cid: we don't get paid enough to do anything else
Yuffie: you don't get paid at all
Vincent: yea we do Square sends our checks in the mail every month
Yuffie: how come i don't get paid
Cid: thats cause you don't have a mail box.
Garret: Hey get your asses over here
Cloud: what is it?
Cait Sith: Look what I found
Tifa: Hey I found it
Cait Sith: Look what I took credit for finding
Vincent: It looks like an alien transporting mecha.....
Yuffie: Or its a train
Vincent: You have no imagination
Garret: well me and Cid could probly get this thing running but it might take a while.
Yuffie: how we have no parts or tool and what are we gonna use for fuel?
Garret: Vincents right you don't have any imagination.
Cloud: If we fix this thing we can use it to find Aerith
Cid: face it son she's dead
Cloud: its only been 5 hours she could be hurt somewhere
Cid: Maybe this will cheer you up. When that green explosion happened it killed Aerith and all of our enemy's
Cloud: yea thats real helpful
Tifa: wasn't she stabbed like 3 weeks ago?
Vincent: yea so what she makes cameos everywhere even though she is dead and so does Cloud.
Tifa: hey I'm more sexier than Aerith why does she get to be in Kingdom hearts
Garret: hey quit your bitchen we gotta fix this thing and find other survivors
Cloud: Do you think Sephiroth survived?
Cid: now what did I just say about the killing all of our enemy's
*at some beach*
Sephiroth: I rise again MWHAHAHA. Now i shall make an oblivion like no other oblivion which there is no preperation MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA OBLIVION IS AT HAND!!!!!!!! oh wait it's time for my favorite show Rapping Moogles.
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Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 6:05 pm
*in like a valley or something Sephiroth is on top of a cliff with a like a really big rocket laucher*
Sephiroth:OBLIVION!!!!!!!!!!!
Garret: You can't win Sephiroth we killed you once and we surely can do it again.
Sephiroth: FOOLS ALL I NEED IS MY NEW FRIEND TO CAUSE OBLIVION, ROBO-MOOGLE ACTIVATE SUPER BOMB
Robo-Moogle: Okay
Garret: Robo-Moogle thats the best you can think of? why not something cool like Mega-Doomer.
Sephiroth: OBLIVION!!!!
*seph fires rocket launcher*
Yuffie: oh sh*t run!!
*everyone hides beyond stuff*
Cloud: Cid I have an idea but i need a distraction
Cid: sure thing, Cait Sith I've never believed in you not even for a moment, but nows your chance to prove your self to me
Cait Sith: what can I do for you
Cid: I need you to run right at Sephiroth
Cait Sith: And shank him with my pocket knife
Cid: no when he blows you up with his rockets try to see if you can get your dismembered limbs o clog the barrels of his rocket launcher
Cait Sith: your kidding
Cid: the odds are against you but go ahead and try
Sephiroth: I WILL SEND YOU TO OBLIVION!!!!
*throws Robo-Moogle at Cid
Cid: AGHH its yours!!
*throws it at Cloud*
Cloud: Son of a......
*throws it at Yuffie*
Yuffie: I'm to young and pretty to die!!!
*throws it at Garret*
Garret: fl_lck its gonna blow
*Robo-Moogle make a small poof of smoke*
Sephiroth: if the super bomb isn't on Robo then who is it on
*If a and Vincent are at an arcade playing a 2-D fighter similiar to Street Fighter*
Vincent: Oh you cheap b***h, agh stop turtling, quit being so cheap, your new name is cheapo the cheap b*****d
Tifa: anything to win now about that bet ow!!!
*Tifa slaps Vincent*
Vincent:hey what did I do?
Tifa: you grabbed my butt perv!!!
Vincent: No I didn't!!! hey why are you ticking like a clock?
*back at the valley*
Cloud: Maybe we can't stop yopu but they can!!
*Cloud opens a dimensional rift and a hell load of knights with high pitched ad annoying voices come out*
Knight 1: Yea alright a new level
Knight 2: WOOT
Knight 3: Awesome dude
Knight 4: Our time of ascension is at hand
Cloud: Hey Knights want a bad guy to slay, well he's one
Knight 5: Now is our time to prove ourselves to the almighty ones and be blessed with the power of the immortals ATTACK!!!!
*All the knights pull out really big guns and start shooting Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: No get away from me!!!! Get away!!!! AGHHH!!!!
Knight 6: yea take that dude
Knight 7: yea now lets go kill each other senslisly
*all the knights start killing each other*
Knight 8: tell my girlfriend I love her
*Knight 9 kills him*
Knight 9: my girlfriend now
*Knight 10 kills Knight 9*
Knight 10: OH YEA HEAD SHOT
*Knight 4 fires a rocket at Knight 10*
Knight 10: you rocket whore
Knight 3: stop shooting i need to reload
*Knight 2 kills Knight 3*
*Knight 1 picks up Yuffie*
Yuffie: Hey put me down!!!
Knight 1: stop fighting!!! behold i have rescued the ninja pr\rincess of purity and chocolate, behold my power and BOW DOWN TO IT AND WORSHIP ME FOR 8 YEARS BUT I WILL BE HERE FOR 9!!!!
*the remaining knights kill Knight 1*
*10 hours later*
Cloud: what the hell just happened?
Garret: I don't know
Cid: All I can do is blame Cait Sith for that
Yuffie: they called my a ninja princess of chocolate crying that wasn't very nice
FIN
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Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 6:53 pm
(srry if this is some type of repeat)
Red XIII: Cid! pass me a rocket launcher! Ill smoke this mofo!
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:57 am
wow people are makin storys now?
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 10:45 am
shy_inuyasha i did?...well...YAY!!! lol No. I did. GG @ Mako18. ^^; And as for you, it was sarcasm. It wasn't original, dude.
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 10:51 am
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 10:23 pm
I SECOND THAT! ...wait, what?
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 5:41 am
*cloud and sephiroth as kids at Sephy's house*
Cloud: *stares at Jevova in the kitchen as Stacie's mom kicks on in the background*
Sephiroth: *wacks him over the head with his masamune* Hey! shes mine get your own!!
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:00 am
*final battle with One winged angel.Cloud,Vincent and barret are losing the fight and in a last ditch effort they attempt to summon Knights of the Round*
Cloud: Heres goes nothing! *raises his sword to begin summoning*
Sephiroth: Holy hell hole! *fires a blast at his sword flinging it backwards in turn interupting the summon* Hahahaha! I am supreme!
*cue the insperational music Rocky III eye of the tiger*
Cloud: Adrian!!!!!! er I mean Aeris...wait sh!t who should I call out too....hmm....
*with cloud deep in thought and Sephiroth laughing for the battle being in his favor...nobody hears the errie Halo music in the background*
Barret: What the hell?! *he turns to see a green portal eminating from the buster blade* huh?
Vincent: er...Boo? *dies for lack of acting*
*suddenly Master Chief steps out of the portal carring dual SMGs*
MC: HAHAHA you will all lay waste to the wrath of.....wait this isnt the dropship....
*everyone stares blankly at him*
MC: uh...*looks around then smirks* Die!!!!!!!!
*the FF team sighs as each one summons the three bahamuts followed by Super Nova*
see kids...this is your brain on caffine....fun isnt it?!
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