The Naruto Vending Machine!

[Kaname Kyoto]

Cassie:Not ALL the bishies are lucky. Iruka hasn't even come in in my chibi fic

Iruka: crying

Cassie:See? And Kakashi is out on another misssion, due to the fact he missed the one he was assigned to three days ago.

Iruka: redface

Cassie: mrgreen You get Sasuke complaining about Oro-oro-chan.

*inserts dime*  

[Jade Rotaski]

Ah but MOST bishies are lucky right ^_^ Oh yeah... *Thowrs out snow confetti MERRY CHIRSTMASS EVERYBODY!

Naruto: YEAH CHIRSTMAS! WHta did you get me teme?

Sasuke: You'll have to wait and see dobe *Smirks*

For the dime you get a Kunai!

*Inserts Santa*  

[Kaname Kyoto]

*yes, I still like Harry Potter and can't wait for either the movie and book*

Cassie:Wunderschun! xd

Kakashi:Ah, what is she doing?

Iruka:Trying to remember German.

Kakashi:Oh. surprised

Cassie:*stops trying*I agree Jade-san, all bishies are lucky, especially Remus Lupin.

Remus:Why does every thing you tell people always lead back to me?

Cassie:Cause you look HAWT with Sirius biggrin

Remus:I'M STRAIGHT I TELL YOU! scream I'm even dating Tonks for crying out loud!

Iruka:*pats Remus shoulder*That didn't stop her from pairing me and Kakashi together.

Kakashi:Or her new love of Jack/Will

Remus:I see. You're the ones I've heard of.

Kakashi and Iruka:What?

Cassie:They're talked about? =3

Remus:Yes. They're called 'The Japanese Sirius/Remus'.

Cassie:Weird. Yours and Irukas personas don't match at all.

Remus:After reading the comic that's what I said

Kakashi:They're completley wrong about you. What about this 'Sirius' one?

Remus:He WAS a little like you, not as lecherous though. *a sad, reminiscing look*

Kakashi:What do you mean by 'was'?

Iruka and Cassie:*glare*

Kakashi:Oh. surprised

Remus:Yes. Although when reading through the part called the Chunnin Exam you DID remind of two teens I know.

Kakashi and Iruka:Who?

Cassie:He means Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy.

Kakashi and Iruka:Oh. surprised

Cassie:I thought they were more like Snape and Sirius arguing, but that leads to thoughts I'd rather stay buried deep in my Ecchi mind.

Kakashi, Iruka, and Remus:*thinking*'I'd rather NOT know' sweatdrop

Cassie:Anyway, where ARE Harry and Draco?

Remus:I don't know, they were arguing about something or other and then.....your closet.

Cassie:What?... surprised ..... eek .... heart *runs to closet and hears moans of 'Draco stop! What if someone---oh gods! Keep going!'

Cassie:Hehe, it's like listening to Iruka and Kakashi, but younger and near my age! heart twisted

Remus:What do we do now?

Kakashi:Tell her what she got I guess.

Iruk:I'll do it. If you want this Jade, you recieve VIP tickets to the 5th HP movie as well as a signed copy of the final book. If you don't want that, then you can exchange it for a box of Jack/Will/Jack doujin.

Cassie:*getting out recording equipment* twisted

Kakashi, Iruka, and Remus: sweatdrop

*inserts Rudolph*  

[C h i p p y]

I decided to post again since... well.. I have not been here in forever!

For rudoplh.... you get Hilter. Cause Rudolph is kind of like Adolph which I think is his name.... Yeah... so you get a dictator.

Actually... that is not in the holiday spirit, so you get some... what else is good for the christmas holidays but something for Kakashi to torture Iruka with!?

YOU GET BONDAGE GEAR! But this time, it is leather With little silver bells! ^__^ Have fun Kashi kun!

*inserts party hat*  

[Kaname Kyoto]

Cassie and Remus: eek

Kakashi:What?

Cassie:You're uh doing this

Remus:In public.

Kakashi:So?

Cassie:Well uh....

Remus: It's just.... THIS IS THE MIDDLE OF STREET!

Cassie biggrin AMN PERV!

Kakashi:Oh, so that's what your knickers in a twist.

Cassie:Remind me to take away the british erotica I gave him.

Remus:I shall.

Iruka: crying

Kakashi:Fine, we'll do this at home. ^^*grabs Iruka and teleports away*

Cassie:Smart move.

Remus:Yes...Oh! We forgot about Malfoy and Harry!

Cassie:They're fine. Trust me. twisted

Remus: eek You recive a dead Hitler.

*inserts chocolate*  

[Jade Rotaski]

Yay choclate! *Munches* For the choclate you get an MP3 player with lots of Naruto and FMA songs on!

Ed: Oh god SHES BACK! gonk

Me: Yup about time huh? *Sees draco and Harry going at it* OH SNAPE! xd

Harry: *From in the closet* Oh s**t she didn't! gonk

Draco: She did! gonk

Snape: Yes? twisted

Me: Harry and Draco are making out in the closet perhaps you should 'punish' them both! twisted

Snape: I think i shal *Grins evilly and enters the closet* twisted

Harry: Snape Sto-Holy s**t! heart

Draco: *Moans. A lot.* heart

Naruto: Your sick! eek xp

Me: Yeah thats what my psycyatrist said before she topped herself XD

Sasuke:...Okay...IM STILL MAD AT YOU JADE FOR THE ITCAHIXNARUTO COMMENT!! scream stressed *Holds up Kunai*

Me: Ah crap! THAT WAS IN THE OTHER GUILD! STOP CHASING ME! gonk gonk

Sasuke: NO! scream

Me: crying *Inserts sanity*  

[Kaname Kyoto]

Cassie:I'm enetertained! Yet hungry at the same time.

Iruka:Becuase your in a library and won't get lunch until you leave.

Cassie:Oh yeah. crying


Remus:Are the two of you just going to IGNORE them!?

Iruka and Cassie:Basically.

Iruka:It's what we always do.

Cassie: 3nodding

Remus: gonk

Cassie:For the sanity you get fudge! Delecious fudge! And belgian waffles!

*inserts hunger*  

[Turempt]

For your hunger...you get RAMEN!!!!

-inserts shoes-  

[[ - CardBoardBox - ]]

You get a peice that was teared off of Iruka's pants. (I wonder by whom ;D)

*inserts my hand 8D*

 

[Turempt]

Cause your hand is stuck I give you hand lotion to pull it out!

*pulls her hand out and inserts a lock of her hair*  

[[ - CardBoardBox - ]]

You get the password to kakashi's secret files >)

*inserts mp3*

 

[Turempt]

Me: Oh wow! Now I just gott find them!

Kakashi: *runs into his room* Don't look here!

Iruka: Kakashi! You idiot! Just just gave it away....wait, what's in there?

Kakashi: N-nothing about you, or me...makeing out....nothing about that

Iruka: *smacks Kakashi with a rolled up newspaper* That's it! You're not getting any for a week!

Me: -Any what?- Oh my Iruka, who knew?

For your MP3, you get a CD Player!

-inserts a piece of paper she found on the ground-  

[Combine Rinraw]

You get Naruto's graded homework with a big fat F place at the top. XDD

*inserts her cat, Spike*