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I'VE FOUND GOD

*falls to knees*

At Christmas we always put up tree, ornaments, decorations, etc., and we have this little table on which we set up a little nativity thingeh (aka jeebus, mary, joseph, and the 3 wise men) with the figurines we have

And last Christmas Katy was over helping out

And I was setting up the little nativity thing and couldn't find the baby Jesus thing

And then I saw it on the floor and was like, "I FOUND JESUS!"

And everyone was like wtf

And I was like "The figurine, dumbasses"

Wellnotreally

That's what my head said

Butyeah, that's the story of how I found Jesus

And it's fun to tell evangelists that I already found Jesus at Christmas, and now he's wrapped in tissue paper in a box

They're usually dumbstruck enough for me to make a quick getaway