The Hindu Badger
News Caster: We interrupt your regularly scheduled Awesomeness to bring you some breaking news....bitches. It seems that our very own, Spink McDingley, is live at The Hindu Badger's Awesome Tiki Hut....Spink?
Spink: Thanks Ted...I'm here in front of The Hindu Badger's Awesome Tiki Hut where it seems that the sexual mastermind has been stirring around & making odd noises....kinda creepy *Weird Badgah noises can be heard in the background* Let's see if we can get in closer & see what the commotion is...
-Badger jumps out of his Hut in his typical "almost naked" attire-
Badger: I'm not single anymore!!!! No more whoring around for me!! *dances around*
Spink: Badger? Not a whore anymore?
Badger: Well....I *points to pixelated self* can be a whore....but he can't...*points to the Travis Nerd sitting at his compy*
Spink: Well...there's the news...the Travis Nerd masterminding The Hindu Badger is no longer single. Yay for him 3nodding
Spink: Thanks Ted...I'm here in front of The Hindu Badger's Awesome Tiki Hut where it seems that the sexual mastermind has been stirring around & making odd noises....kinda creepy *Weird Badgah noises can be heard in the background* Let's see if we can get in closer & see what the commotion is...
-Badger jumps out of his Hut in his typical "almost naked" attire-
Badger: I'm not single anymore!!!! No more whoring around for me!! *dances around*
Spink: Badger? Not a whore anymore?
Badger: Well....I *points to pixelated self* can be a whore....but he can't...*points to the Travis Nerd sitting at his compy*
Spink: Well...there's the news...the Travis Nerd masterminding The Hindu Badger is no longer single. Yay for him 3nodding