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 Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:50 pm
"Billie's going to a parade? We just went over this. He must be having a Green Day." Said Tre, knocking sense into himself.
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:02 pm
They caught up with Billie at the parade.
"Where you been, brat?" asked Tre'.
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 7:20 pm
This story makes no sense anymore gonk
"Id prefer that No One Knows" Billie calmly replied
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 7:21 pm
"Watching the parade." said Billie Joe. Billie yawned, "I need some Rest.." then Billie Joe just fell and started sleeping on the sidewalk, Mike and Tre looked each other in confusion
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 7:33 pm
So Tre' went over and picked him up. They walked over to the nearest float, climbed on, and stood Billie up. He continued to sleep as they made his hand wave to the crowd. Suddenly, he fell over and hit the pavement. They took him to the doctor. "What is it? Is it bad??!!" Mike shook the doctor. The doctor took off his glasses. "I've never seen it before," he said "An actual case of the rare diease Emenius Sleepus." "What does it mean?" asked Tre'.
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:21 pm
the doctor stared at him for alittle while then replied ".... it means your friend here is a Jackass.."
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:23 pm
Edit in my sentence as someone posted while I was typing mine:
But the doctor saw this All The Time so it was nothing to worry about so Mike and Tre went out to get some lunch.
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:08 pm
Billie Joe woke up feeling dizzy still and kind of halucinating (sp i believe) and said, "Whoa...I feel like I'm in a Strangeland...Hey! Where's Mike and Tre?"
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:53 pm
"Welcome to Paradise, sunshine." Said the Doctor to Billie.
"Huh...WHAT?! Where am I?" Billie asked.
"Paradise. Duh."
"O_o... How so?"
"You've recovered from your disease. Congratulations."
"Disease?" He clutched his arm, Billie was having a heart attack.
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:59 pm
Purple Desolation "Welcome to Paradise, sunshine." Said the Doctor to Billie.
"Huh...WHAT?! Where am I?" Billie asked.
"Paradise. Duh."
"O_o... How so?"
"You've recovered from your disease. Congratulations."
"Disease?" He clutched his arm, Billie was having a heart attack. ((hahahahahaha))
"Yes. Woah! What's wrong?" the doctor stared at him
"I don't know. I felt like holding my arm." Billie stared back. "duh."
"Oh...I just thought..." the doctor shook his head, "Never mind."
The doctor shrugged and turned around.
Billie fell off the examination table and died.
The doctor turned around. "That's too bad sunshine...all I can say is Haha, you're dead. Now you'll really get to paradise." And so Billie died for the third time in one story. He was getting really pissed with the writers. whee
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:32 pm
So! Anyways, the day after when they held his funeral and right away when Mike was gonna say his Good Riddance to Billie Joe popped right back up and yelled, "APRIL FOOLS!!!"
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:36 pm
"That wasn't funny Billie" said Tre'. "I was going to get to keep your stuff" Mike nodded. "Yeah, I got half, Tre' got half. Man! You really had us fooled. We thought were getting free stuff.
"I see I'm not wanted here," Said Billie. He layed back down. "Just, just, go away! Wake me up when September ends..." and he began to snore, laying in the casket.
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:03 pm
Mike and Tre pulled him back up and chuckling from Billie's snoring.
"Its not that you aren't wanted, its that you keep pulling these jokes at us and they are getting old. You're the best thing in town, we would be at a loss if you really died."
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:09 pm
Billie Joe started sobbing. "I'm finally getting to the Road to Acceptence..." "Yeah, you really really are!" exclaiomed Tre
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:12 pm
Lmao Spunk I can't imagine that yet at the same time I SO can xD
Mike said, "Hold on Billie, what did you just say? You've have always been our friend and accepted and never an outsider apart from Tre and I."
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