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 Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 6:40 pm
 "I see your point" Wagner conceded to Berkana "But perhaps he is one of those uncouth hustler types? I have heard whispers from people who spend time infront of the strange glowey computer boxes you seem so familiar with, that these may also be called 'smurfs'...." he paused, slightly pleased with his own perceived background knowledge of what to him was an art more mysterious and arcane than any magic or alchemy, but still entirely confused "What is a smurf, anyway?" he asked. Wagner's train of thought was then derailed by the sudden appearance and disappearance of a small bear, seemingly from nowhere, but clearly by some sort of fancy magical means "Did you uhm... know, that bear?" the pale scholar attached a second question, thankful that he was already in a state of complete confusion anyway. Might as well get that all out of the way at once.
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 6:41 pm
Shadow quickly found himself being held up to Berkana. What was going on? Looking down at himself he saw he was rather fuzzy now. A very confused look came to his face. What was going on?
((I wish I could tip))
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High-functioning Bibliophile
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 6:42 pm
*Dendrobis does her best to look flirty...which is a little tricky...since she's a robot. But darn it she tries*
Hmmm...well, I have to cheer for Verde. We came all this way to support him. So how about if Verde wins...I win a date with you? How about your terms?
*She smiles at the vendor*
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 6:55 pm
(( Dear gods…the tipping that would happen here! ))
Kyrie gave Wagner a strange look from behind the dragon turned bear cover. “I thought a smurf was a miniature blue fellow that wears a white mushroom hat.” Not that she really knew. Where did that idea come from anyways…?
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:17 pm
Wagner looked to Kyrie, her revelation adorning him a look of complete and utter bamboozlement, as if struggling with a change in his personal worldview. "They are?..." Like a dear caught in the headlights, Wagner remained frozen like that for a good few moments, then slowly - as if the wheels in his mind were struggling up a steep slope but could see the apex just ahead - the alchemist's ghostly features set into a deep quizzical expression, eyes narrowing slightly as pieces were being put into place, some of which were legitimate, but most of which Wager's brain had just found down the back of the proverbial sofa and stuck into the puzzle anyway, because hey, it looked like the right colour and the knobbly bits fit well enough. "So..." he began, with the air about him of someone who was about to make the most profound philosophical observation "...Could these small blue fellows be mind controlling him then.... from inside his head?" he enquired.
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:22 pm
The strange look on Kyrie’s face turned extra queer at the suggestion Wagner made. “Do…they use obnoxious, soul bleeding songs to do…so...?” It would appear that she was just about as confused as he was! Though, even what she suggested was just as terrifying as what he had proposed!
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Screams_Legit Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:24 pm
((Our wise and powerful DM is being hassled by minor technical problems...this evening's fun, fights, flapjacks, and BEARS will resume in mere moments..))
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:27 pm
(( Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain. ninja ))
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:29 pm
((Please enjoy this lovely piece by Chopin while you wait. Çlick ))
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:39 pm
((my god, this really is the music that plays in every interim while waiting for someone to post rofl ))
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Screams_Legit Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:41 pm
(( ~is fast-forwarding to all the musical parts of Pitch Perfect in between posts...and will soon do the same to Rock of Ages next~ ))
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:42 pm
((OMG so hilarious! I swear I didn't forget about the fight. See? Proof! ninja lol Also, sorry for the wait. crying )) * 'Si...Señora Drache....I must focus..." *He closes his eyes for a moment and tries to regain his balance.*  "El Temblor Verde....¿has closed his eyes...? Taking ones eyes off an opponent is rather..." *He cleans his glasses as he looks near the red corner.* "¿...was than an Oso Nagual just now? ¿Whose was it...?" *He looks around. Perhaps the floating man's mask is somehow bear related?* *Mac tries to bear with it, but he bearly contain his ursal urge to declare the bear.* "¡¡BEARS!!" * Mac hops up on the commentary table and just says Bears over and over and doing various shenanigans.* *During this distraction, Sara, Jien, and the bard get an opportunity have their music be heard. Verde picks up on the rhythm and his sense of equilibrium starts to return a bit. He opens his eyes and just in time to see Menta’s right cross about to deck him in the face. It’s a clean hit. This was a full-power punch, so Verde stumbles back and begins to fall.* ¡Endure! ¡Your opponent is hurting too! ¡FINISH IT!"' *Verde uses his backwards momentum to shift his weight. He brings right arm back and keeps his center of gravity low. His eyes are watching Menta, but the rest of him is about to explode into a new attack. 'Take this....¡El Temblor Orbital! (The Orbital Tremor). He brings himself forward, with the arm practically skidding across the floor, then upward.* * '¡Mierda! I can't move my legs! I can’t dodge it!' Menta crosses his arms and guards his jaw....but the punch goes under his guard and lands cleanly anyway. He can feel himself losing consciousness. '¿¡What...?! …I feel….lighter…. ' THUD!* "¡¡¡EL TEMBLOR VERDE'S...erm....I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS, BUT EL FREGAR MENTA WENT FLYING FROM IT!!! ¡¡¡EL FREGAR MENTA LANDED LIKE A TON OF BRICKS!!!*La Árbitra stands between them* ” ¡Esquina Neutral!” *She motions for Verde to return to the red corner* ¡…Uno! ¡…Dos! ¡…Tres! ¡…Quatro! ¡…Cinco! ¡…Seis! ¡…Siete!”*Verde walks back, breathing heavily and stands in the corner.* “Sueño…por favor….”"That was a move called a 'Smash'....that's one from the previous century. Neither hook nor uppercut, but a punch that's essentially in-between the two. it was the signature punch of La Navaja de Arce. It's been a long time since anyone's attempted The Maple Razor's attack, let along an unranked rookie. ¿Just who is this kid?"
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 8:12 pm
 *Berkana sees the incoming bear-dragon thing incoming. She has eyes wide as if Kyrie just threw a grenade at her, except that she catches Shadow and touches his new paws. She's so enthralled that she didn't even notice Mac's Bear distraction. She had one of her own* "You are just so darling! Aww look at those pawsies! Bear dragons!" *She blinks* "I wonder if you have to hibernate now?" *She passes shadow back to Kyrie as Verde nearly topples over from the face punch.* "GUTS!" *She slams her fist into her palm, trying to be tough for Verde's sake. She wasn't a talented musician, but she could do her best to cheer.* "GUTS AND HYPE!"*She watches Verde's up Smash knock Menta the ******** out...or at least for the time being. He has until the count of ten to get up. She turns to Wagner and gives him the most WTF face possible.* "OK man...seriously...what?!" *Alberto was distracted by the match, but also considering a date with this metallic woman. He comes to a conclusion around Bear Thrity Six.* "How about this, Señorita Dendrobis. If El Temblor Verde wins, I will take you out to the Limanzana Orchards. If El Fregar Menta wins, then you have to be my assistant for a day." *It's rather smooth. Either way, he gets to spend time with her. Who cares if she's metal.*
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 8:17 pm
Oh dear gods, why was everyone flipping out over an itty bitty bear cub?! It really made Kyrie want to shrink away...but Berkan’s reaction to the bear dragon was too adorable not to watch…until Shadow was passed back to her!
But then she was distracted by the punch Verde landed on Mentos the Not So Fresh Maker. “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!” The dragoness bellowed out with joy, tossing the disguised dragon up into the air. “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!...!!!...!!!!!...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT’S SHOWING HIM!!!”
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 8:19 pm
*The frog/robot/lady's jaw nearly drops at Verde's punch. Despite being metal, the thought of being hit by that attack makes even Dendrobis cringe. She turns her attention back to the Limanzana vendor.*
I have to say, I like those stakes. wink
*She attempts to be "smooth" herself, as she siphons a bit more of her beverage into her head compartment...but it's not so much smooth as it's Dendrobis sucking a drink through a straw stuck into a port in her head...but hey...classy is classy...right? Maybe?
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