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 Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 1:33 pm
"Help!"
The, God of Everything was drowning in fluffy, cute, fuzzy, and slightly adorable "zombies". The hatchet-slash-axe he was carrying was long gone in the tidal wave of fluff.
It was to be noted that at this point, a lot of the cute fluffy creatures seemed to be dissolving slightly, actually creating the dissonance of cute nightmare fuel as once-beady eyes began melting at the edges, waggling tongues dripping black ooze onto the floor. OOC If anyone tries to save the 'God of Everything', they might find instead his hatchet/ axe! Roll 1d10 to try and save them! - If you roll a 1 you save the God of Everything - If you roll a 10 you get their hatchet and your attacks are now 2d8-6! - Each player may try once, if they want to (optional)
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MoonKitsune rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 2
Total: 4 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 1:39 pm
He could hear the commotion and knew that sticking to one room would probably pin them to one place and have them surrounded. There were other people moving around, and he really wanted to be in a group than isolated from one. "Come on. I think I hear people down the hallway."
He gestured for her to follow and left, heading down the hallway to where he saw someone rush off. It was then that the sound of shattering glass started, and he tensed, nearly on the verge of wetting himself right then and there.
There were footsteps and a strange mist, and he froze as he looked as something emerged before him.
"...........oh." It was some really freaky looking dog. A cute fluffy dog, and kneeling down, he smiled at it. "It's just some dyed Pomeranian. Where's your owner, you weird lit-" His hand had been reaching out before it was chomped on, and jerking back, he held his hand.
OMG DID THIS THING HAVE RABIES??!!
Grabbing the bottle he placed on the ground to pet the dog, he sprayed at it. "You better not be diseased." Why did it smell like fruit? Did someone put perfume on this thing and colored it's fur? No wonder it was mental!
Whatever it was on or infected with, it was moving around in circles and around his legs, making it hard to aim. Melvin HP: 28 A Certain Someone's Foxfire HP: 10
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Inle-roo rolled 2 6-sided dice:
1, 1
Total: 2 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 1:41 pm
The dim glow from the emergency lights did nothing to dispel the creepiness of the beady little eyes staring at them from the shadows. That was a lot of--oh. Not zombies, it would seem, but cute, adorable, tiny little animals. This was what all of the fuss was about? Really? "They don't look like too much of a threat," Evan observed, crouching down so he could reach out to pet a fluffy one that looked like a dog, its tail wagging happily. He cursed as it bit him and then ran circles around him, yapping. Damage: 0 Mini HP: 10/10 Evan HP: 28/30
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lizbot rolled 1 10-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-10)
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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 1:43 pm
Bill wanted that ******** axe.
But she came alarmingly close to saving the scruffy "God" instead. A profound feeling of disgust kept her from trying again.
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Nothing Yet rolled 1 10-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-10)
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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 1:46 pm
She really had no intention of rescuing the poor, lost God of Everything beneath the pile of foxfires, but there was a persistent thought in her mind that a dead person who had previously been carrying a weapon generally didn't need that weapon anymore.
But as soon as she reached her hand towards the surging mass of...whatever those were, she jerked her hand back with a look of disgust. Nope. There was no way that she was getting close to those without a weapon to extend her range first - so it was back to ducky and the redhead, it seemed.
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Bittiface rolled 1 10-sided dice:
8
Total: 8 (1-10)
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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 1:48 pm
Hoodie looked in blank awe as the supposed God of Everything was absorbed by hideous fur creatures from Hell. Despite his dislike of the strange and delusional man, the boy felt he couldn't ignore someone getting mauled.
Hoodie tried to grab what he thought was a hand, but it ended up being just another grotesque critter.
He yelped and chucked it at a wall.
Besides that, the critter still attacking him began to ooze. This truly was a nightmare.
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Bittiface rolled 2 6-sided dice:
5, 6
Total: 11 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 1:52 pm
Hoodie finally got the better of the oozing monstrosity, scared witless by it's drooling mouth and melting eyes. The youth grimaced as he flattened the critter against a wall by hitting it baseball style with his skateboard. Hoodie's HP: 22/30
Damage: 5
Mini HP: DED/10
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Inle-roo rolled 2 6-sided dice:
3, 1
Total: 4 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 1:54 pm
"Get over here," Evan growled at the tiny furball, reaching for the scruff of its neck. It leaped up, nipped the one part of his wrist not covered by his jacket with teeth that seemed suddenly sharper, and then hopped back, growling playfully. Damage: 0 Mini HP: 10/10 Evan HP: 26/30
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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 1:54 pm
"You saved me-"
She didn't.
The God of Everything couldn't help but feel extremely disappointed, as if they had been denied a meeting between two destined, star-crossed lovers.
For a second, he could have sworn that their fingers had almost touched as well.
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mare rolled 1 10-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-10)
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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 1:56 pm
Ducky thought really hard about saving the God of Everything. After all, it wouldn't be good to let someone die. First, because the God of Everything was a person, just like him. Second, he was pretty sure a corpse would only attract more of the zombie pomeranians.
But while he thought really hard, he also had to try really hard to defend himself. As it turned out, however, playing murderous fluffy baseball with his couch boards was kind of fun. Extremely fun, and also, extremely distracting.
As minis went sailing through the air, so did any heroic thoughts he had about rescue.
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Nothing Yet rolled 2 6-sided dice:
5, 1
Total: 6 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:03 pm
[jk it's on the next page since I fail at editing]
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Inle-roo rolled 2 6-sided dice:
6, 6
Total: 12 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:06 pm
Suddenly, this thing seemed a lot less cute, and not just because it seemed to be melting a little more with each wag of its tiny little tail. "Okay, enough of this bullshit," Evan muttered. The foxfire yapped non-stop as Evan stood up, walked over to it and drew his leg back, finally yelping as Evan kicked it across the room like a soccer ball. Damage: 6 Mini HP: 4/10 Evan HP: 24/30
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Bittiface rolled 2 6-sided dice:
1, 4
Total: 5 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:08 pm
What sort of Hell Hole were they in? Hoodie had no time to recover as yet another demon spawn launched itself at him, this time at his face. A sputtering of screams and flabbergasted curses left the southern boy's mouth as he fought to get it off. Why was this one wearing people clothes!?!? Hoodie's HP: 20/30
Damage: 0
Mini HP: 10/10
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Inle-roo rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 3
Total: 5 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:14 pm
Evan had thought that kicking the little thing would have been enough to put it out of commission, so he turned and looked for another likely target. He was sorely disappointed--and a little sore--as the freaky-looking foxfire proved him wrong by running back up to him and nipping his ankle. Damage: 0 Mini HP: 4/10 Evan HP: 22/30
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Inle-roo rolled 2 6-sided dice:
6, 3
Total: 9 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:17 pm
Evan glared down at the yappy little thing, which was more teeth than fluff at this point. These things were like cockroaches, and there was only one way to kill a cockroach. Evan raised one foot and brought it down on the foxfire. "No, no, bad dog," Evan said, punctuating each word with a stomp. Damage: 3 Mini HP: 1/10 Evan HP: 20/30
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