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Baneful rolled 1 6-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-6)
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 Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 5:50 pm
Apparently them bitches made good collision barriers. He tried not to think about all the cooties he was getting on him as he skidded right into her. He was grateful for the robe, it got some the disgusting water off of him, so there was an upside. He shook like a wet dog deliberately alongside her as he edged away.
"So you hit it. Keep ******** doing it and then we'll talk."
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Bloodlust Dante rolled 2 10-sided dice:
6, 3
Total: 9 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 5:50 pm
Female in the fight. emergency measure were needed and a tentacle was now around using used as a censor bar. "Dammit, cover your shame!"
HP: 45/50
Charge: 1/3
Dmg: 3
Boss Hp: apparently nowits 50/50
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 5:53 pm
"You can do it trainee-tachi! Find the darkness in your kokoro and banish it! See through the curtain of doubt and remember who you are and that with your kokoro as one, there is nothing nakama cannot do to overcome all odds!!"
The light shined, the squid shuddered and groaned, pushing back a bit as it was cleaved in half by Allan's sword, only barely managing to put itself together. The Sun lead turned and gave everyone a V for victory -
- Giving Ceres a very good chance to see through the smoke, debris and murky water pouring out from the men's shower room that the Sun lead was wearing - ahem - cosplaying his birthday suit. Another gust of wind revealed that there were a lot of wild elephants that seemed to be gathering in a certain region of an exotic hidden island in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle. You're welcome Ceres.
On the bright side, it seemed as if the boss was retreating. This was good news right?
OOC VERSUS THE INSANITY SQUID HP 50/150- PRIOR TO ATTACKING, ROLL 1d6. Match your dice roll to the results below: - All players are invited. The ladies washroom is right over there after all... If you roll a EVEN : Continue attacking as normally. The squid is a little soapy to the touch, and it seems to just continuously reform whenever you hit it, but it retreats if it has been hit too many times in the same area. It does 5 auto damage. Regular battle dice mechanics apply. You can only attack once per successful EVEN. Ie: You roll EVEN, now you can attack. Roll your attack roll. Now you need to roll a 6-sided dice again. If you roll a EVEN again, you can attack again. If you roll anything else, you get one of the results below (match it up and rp it out). After you've done that, you can roll again. Turns are unlimited as long as you have HP! - Make sure to post the cumulative HP of the squid If you roll a 1: Instead of hitting the squid, you accidentally slip on a sud of soap and go flying! You feel like you hit something solid, but it's hard to tell: congratulations, if you were nude, you just flashed a certain camera that two certain trainees are watching in a certain Death Division assistant's office a very close shot of your elephantsIf you roll a 3: Instead of hitting the squid, you accidentally misstep on a pot hole and go crashing to whatever trainee above you, accidents happen, but no homo now. If you roll a 5: Instead of hitting the squid, you accidentally are blinded by a squirt of soap. AHHH! IT BURNS!! In attempts to wash it off, you collide with whomever posted above you, accidentally nailing them in the 'nads. (Unless they happen to be female...).
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Lilwolfpard rolled 1 6-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-6)
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:04 pm
She had not expected the random body to collide in to her, so she did give out a yelp as she balanced herself again a few moments later, someone now against her. Even more so though, she had not expected the person who HAD collided into her to be Rep of all people. "What the hell is this s**t!?" She said after she took a step away, looking down at her robe which was currently not white on this side anymore. What the hell was covering them? Out of instinct she waved one of her arms, trying to remove whatever the hell she s**t was.
Then he shook like a puppy, and covered her even more so in the oddly colored watery goop. "..." She refrained from calling him a dog, even she knew better, he would probably round that axe on HER. She did not feel like adding her blood to whatever other fluids were on the floor.
Instead she huffed and turned around. Only now she felt like she was watching a national geographic episode, one filled with elephants.
Huffing she shoved her bangs over her eyes, and took a swing for the creature again.
Ceres HP: 45/50
DMG: Rolling next
Charge: Rolling to see if it hits next
Creatures HP: 103
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Baneful rolled 1 6-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-6)
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:05 pm
Rep just gave her a very sinister toothy smile before skipping off in the direction of the octopus.
"Keep hitting it~"
HP: 30/50
DMG: --
Charge: 3/3
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Toshihiko Two rolled 1 6-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-6)
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:10 pm
It was impossible to tell sponge from sewage from soap in the steady flow that rushed from the pipes. He hit something slick again, but Harrison found his balance, sliding into a familiar pair of arms.
Finally. Somebody he was glad to run into.
"Hey," he said, "guess we're doing more cleaning than we bargained for."
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Lilwolfpard rolled 2 10-sided dice:
9, 2
Total: 11 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:13 pm
"Men." She huffed, rolled her eyes, and then swung out to hit the creature again.
HP: 40/50
DMG: 5
Charge: 2/3
Creatures HP: 45
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Toshihiko Two rolled 1 6-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-6)
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:18 pm
Harrison looked closer- Tracey was lit up, red bleeding into the fog in greedy pulses.
"Heh. Okay,"
Harrison stepped back a little.
"Ready when you are."
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Toshihiko Two rolled 1 8-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:21 pm
Harrison flipped both of B0nez's blades down, since he didn't have anywhere to stash them, and watched Rep.
Defending: Rep
Charge: 1/3
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Baneful rolled 10 12-sided dice:
10, 9, 12, 6, 5, 5, 1, 11, 11, 6
Total: 76 (10-120)
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:21 pm
It was amazing how much having Harrison there centred him. He'd been all over the place, erratic, angry, skidding into way too many people. With him there covering him it was like he could think. He was cold, wet and really wanted to curl up in a soft warm and dry place and nap.
But Tracey was purring like a cat on catnip in his head and there was a charge that needed his attention.
He leapt into the air and brought Tracey down with everything he had right onto the ******** Octopus.
"Avoid THAT" he roared, as he was knocked backwards by one of its flailing tentacles, coming down out of the arc with less dignity than he'd gone into it. But he didn't panic, there was some instinctual trust. Harrison was there to catch him, to save him a skid along the very slippery disgusting floor.
HP: 7/50
DMG: 32
Charge: 3/3
Octopus HP 10
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Lilwolfpard rolled 1 6-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-6)
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:25 pm
She made a mental note to step the hell out of the way once she saw Rep darting for the monster, some sort of memory pricking at the back of her mind telling her to 'RUN AWAY VERY FAST'.
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Bloodlust Dante rolled 1 6-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-6)
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:25 pm
Leon's going to stand right here. and wait.
yep
full frontal. zoom in on that.
HP: 45/50
Charge: ??/3
Dmg: N/A
Boss Hp: 10
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:26 pm
MIGHT BE GOOD IF I ROLLED> IGNORE THIS
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Lilwolfpard rolled 2 10-sided dice:
8, 10
Total: 18 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:27 pm
Ceres had stepped aside, wide eyed, as the man attacked the creature unleashing his fear attack.
The creature, badly weakened, she ran towards it and sank her own blade into its slimy hide.
It wasn't moving...
Monster HP: ITS DED
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Miliardo Kason rolled 1 6-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-6)
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:31 pm
Ceres was here. Why was Ceres here? Roland looked a bit too long and turned away blushing horribly.O///////ORoland sadly also stepped on a bottle of Melvin's shampoo and shot himself in the eye. "OHDFJK OW OW OW MELVIN WHAT IS THIS STUFF IT BURNS LIKE ACID OH GOD!"
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