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The Tortoise

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:50 am


Joyfully Subversive


"Yeah..." Jaz's voice trailed off as she thought of what would happen to whoever got voted off... "Well, mister," Jaz said in her best British accent, "I've got that going for me. Besides, would they really put that dangerous of a chemical into suncreen? C'mon." Jaz eyed the guy wearily, wondering if he really did need to get tackled again.


"If air freshener can explode, suntan lotion can burn." Elath said matter-of-factly. "Besides, do you really want to risk it?"
PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:53 am


InactiveUsernameSpecified
Joyfully Subversive


"Yeah..." Jaz's voice trailed off as she thought of what would happen to whoever got voted off... "Well, mister," Jaz said in her best British accent, "I've got that going for me. Besides, would they really put that dangerous of a chemical into suncreen? C'mon." Jaz eyed the guy wearily, wondering if he really did need to get tackled again.


"If air freshener can explode, suntan lotion can burn." Elath said matter-of-factly. "Besides, do you really want to risk it?"


"Air freshener can explode? COooool! Well, it's not MY fault you sprayed a potentially deadly chemical onto my bare skin. So if I die, it's YOUR fault." She stuck her tongue out. "Hmm... too tackle or not to tackle," she mused outloud to herself. "That is most definetely the question..."

Joyfully Subversive


The Tortoise

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:54 am


Joyfully Subversive

"Air freshener can explode? COooool! Well, it's not MY fault you sprayed a potentially deadly chemical onto my bare skin. So if I die, it's YOUR fault." She stuck her tongue out. "Hmm... too tackle or not to tackle," she mused outloud to herself. "That is most definetely the question..."


"I'm warning you, I have six years of martial arts experience." Elath said dryly.
PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:54 am


*falls out of a tree*
Murrr.

Evil McBadguy

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Joyfully Subversive

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:57 am


InactiveUsernameSpecified
Joyfully Subversive

"Air freshener can explode? COooool! Well, it's not MY fault you sprayed a potentially deadly chemical onto my bare skin. So if I die, it's YOUR fault." She stuck her tongue out. "Hmm... too tackle or not to tackle," she mused outloud to herself. "That is most definetely the question..."


"I'm warning you, I have six years of martial arts experience." Elath said dryly.


"Meh, match that with a lifetime of fencing and kickboxing." Jaz grinned. She had now dug a hole with her fingers big enough to curl up in. "Hey, anybody wanna share my shelter with me? I'm gonna dig a deep hole, then put a roof over it." She stood up and walked over to a tree. There was a convenient pile of driftwood at it's base.
PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:57 am


-also falls randomly out of a tree-
"Oww."

Kilehye


Evil McBadguy

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:59 am


Tropical Kiwi
-also falls randomly out of a tree-
"Oww."
4laugh
PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 9:00 am


Joyfully Subversive


"Meh, match that with a lifetime of fencing and kickboxing." Jaz grinned. She had now dug a hole with her fingers big enough to curl up in. "Hey, anybody wanna share my shelter with me? I'm gonna dig a deep hole, then put a roof over it." She stood up and walked over to a tree. There was a convenient pile of driftwood at it's base.


"Ooh! Me! Mememe!" Elath said, dropping the suntan lotion. He'd be a perfect gentleman if it meant having a roof over his head.

Edit: Silly typos. *scribble*

The Tortoise


Joyfully Subversive

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 9:03 am


InactiveUsernameSpecified
Joyfully Subversive


"Meh, match that with a lifetime of fencing and kickboxing." Jaz grinned. She had now dug a hole with her fingers big enough to curl up in. "Hey, anybody wanna share my shelter with me? I'm gonna dig a deep hole, then put a roof over it." She stood up and walked over to a tree. There was a convenient pile of driftwood at it's base.


"Ooh! Me! Mememe!" Elath said, dropping the suntan lotion. He'd be a perfect gentleman if it meant having a room over his head.


Jaz eyed Elath a little coquetishly, then motioned for him to jump into the hole. "Ok, started making the hole bigger. Wider. Ya know? So it'll fit two people. I'll start making the roof." She grabbed an armful of branches, and started to angle them up in a triangle, leaving enough room for someone to get into the hole. "Maybe we can find some natural tar or something to seal the roof with for when it rains."
PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 9:04 am


Tig frowned a little and stood up, walking away from the group.

Tigga Hiccups


The Tortoise

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 9:07 am


Joyfully Subversive
Jaz eyed Elath a little coquetishly, then motioned for him to jump into the hole. "Ok, started making the hole bigger. Wider. Ya know? So it'll fit two people. I'll start making the roof." She grabbed an armful of branches, and started to angle them up in a triangle, leaving enough room for someone to get into the hole. "Maybe we can find some natural tar or something to seal the roof with for when it rains."


(( blaugh Natural tar, eh? Well, if you can find pre-stacked lumber...))

"Yeah, sure." Elath said, laying down in the hole. "You uh. You do that." He rummaged in his duffel bag and pulled out a tattered cowboy hat, which he promptly covered his face with. That done, a loud, lengthy snore quickly came from beneath the hat.

(( cool ))
PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 9:08 am


Kiwi, after getting back up and brushing herself off from the fall, waddles over to the rest of the survivors. She waves a bit, then sits a reasonable distance away from them all, beginning to speak.
"Hi. I was over a ways away, heard people here, then went all ninja-ey in the trees. Nice to see that there are others left."

Kilehye


Joyfully Subversive

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 9:10 am


Teh Gothic Oreo
Tig frowned a little and stood up, walking away from the group.


((Yes, natural tar. xp ))
"What's wrong, Tig?" Jaz asked, concerned.
"Men," she sighed. Grabbing an empt coconut shell, she poured in some of the ancient sunscreen, filled the shell with seawater, and stirred it with her finger. Marching back to the hole, Jaz poured the concotion onto Elath. "Work! Am I the only one who's concerned with surviving here? If you don't help, you can't sleep there. You'll have to find your own spot." She jumped down into the hole and kicked him in the balls.
PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 9:12 am


Joyfully Subversive


((Yes, natural tar. xp ))
"What's wrong, Tig?" Jaz asked, concerned.
"Men," she sighed. Grabbing an empt coconut shell, she poured in some of the ancient sunscreen, filled the shell with seawater, and stirred it with her finger. Marching back to the hole, Jaz poured the concotion onto Elath. "Work! Am I the only one who's concerned with surviving here? If you don't help, you can't sleep there. You'll have to find your own spot." She jumped down into the hole and kicked him in the balls.


(( You evil, evil woman. eek ))

The Tortoise


Tigga Hiccups

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 9:12 am


Joyfully Subversive
Teh Gothic Oreo
Tig frowned a little and stood up, walking away from the group.


((Yes, natural tar. xp ))
"What's wrong, Tig?" Jaz asked, concerned.
"Men," she sighed. Grabbing an empt coconut shell, she poured in some of the ancient sunscreen, filled the shell with seawater, and stirred it with her finger. Marching back to the hole, Jaz poured the concotion onto Elath. "Work! Am I the only one who's concerned with surviving here? If you don't help, you can't sleep there. You'll have to find your own spot." She jumped down into the hole and kicked him in the balls.
Tig rummaged around in her back, finding a large pair of sunglasses that she shoved on her face. She turned around to face Jaz.
"Something's not right.."
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