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iStoleYurVamps

iStoleYurVamps


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:33 pm


******** were ********? He didn't have those. As Ami tackled him to the ground, Marcus howled as he landed on his boob. Jesus ******** Christ they were sensitive. Shoving her back, he missed the memo about not fighting your namaka, and, that Dis was just casually reminding him that his top was not that secure.

Shoving Ami in the sand and going "HUH? WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT MY MELONS?" Was probably not the best thing. He also missed the memo that he and Ami were being watched.

Dis was content to let Marcus make a fool of himself.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:35 pm


Dakota had left the group after he learned of drinks. Using a studly renedition of charm and poise, he returned with a Dr. Pepper.

Hefty stuff for a child the bartender said and sipped. Somewhere along the way, he retrieved sunglasses and put them on, watching a bunch of the busty trainee's beat up watermelons.

that sounded fun and he wanted to beat up things.

But he'd have to find one first. Yes.

That was easy enough if you imagined a green melon among all the pale/tanned/dark bouncy breastes of his collegues. It was about the only Melon he was going to get feels on right now....


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:37 pm


"MARCUS! AMI! This is SO NOT GOOD for my KOROKO or WHATEVER."

Sasha stomped her foot in the sand, sending her voluptuous bosoms to swaying.

"Stop it right now or SO HELP ME GOD I will NAKAMA. So. HARD."
LividPeas rolled 2 8-sided dice: 1, 3 Total: 4 (2-16)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:37 pm


Grinning down at her find, Kat loosed a low chuckle. "Sorry little watermelon, orders are, you die." Moving to shoot the melon, she found herself thrown off balance with the small movement. Well ******** was she supposed to do this?


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:38 pm


“Another watermelon?” she walked over to Kat and stared at the melon. Wilson would have destroyed the watermelon that Kat found, but Ami just had to tackle Marcus. She flailed her arms and wailed at them both, “Guys! Don’t fight! We shouldn’t be fighting each other!”

An angry Sasha did not ease Wilson's heart. Q_Q


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bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice: 2, 1 Total: 3 (2-16)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:38 pm


As if to prove her point, Sasha tried to drive Nona into the rind of the melon, but the action was violently halted as her bosoms got in the way.

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iStoleYurVamps

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:42 pm


Marcus glared at Sasha. "TAKE YOUR KOKORO AND SHOVE IT."

He had no idea what a kokoro was. He gave the bird to Wilson.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:42 pm


Chama was summoned, as he sipped his Dr. pepper.

B]

And then stabbed through....Sand.

Was he seeing Allan's pink panties right now?!?!? GOD MAN.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:43 pm


Bracing herself this time, Kat glared down at the melon. "Evasive little ******** dodged my last hit, but this time you won't be so lucky!" Firing more than one round into the melon, she watched in delight as the thing practically exploded.

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bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice: 2, 1 Total: 3 (2-16)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:44 pm


"Grow UP, Marcus!"

She tried to tug Nona out of the watermelon, but backward locomotion caused by her bountiful bouncing bosoms caused her to go a** over teakettle.

"Seriously?!"

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:44 pm


Wilson buried her face in her arms and cried.

Thank you PMS and Marcus.


iStoleYurVamps
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:48 pm


"I'd say suck my d**k Sasha, but I don't ******** have one anymore."
Anger had risen to the surface.

It was going to be like forbidden loved bitchfest 2.0


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:50 pm


"How professional of you, Marcus."

Sasha rolled her eyes and fought the urge to pop him in the nose, though she went back to hacking at the immortal melon with renewed gusto.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:55 pm




But Marcus is tearing through some Bitches right now.

That was something Dakota could watch.


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iStoleYurVamps

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:56 pm


"It's not like I asked for ******** tits okay? It's didn't ask for this and Ami made me fall on one and now it hurts and no one told me having tits ******** hurt this much. I want my d**k back and these ******** watermelons are annoying and I feel all pissed and weapy and its hard Sasha."

He was noticibly red in the face.

"No one told me being a girl is this hard."
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