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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:34 pm


"There are a few people who can get away with talking about him without explosions happening," Jordan said, deadpan. "I'm at least 50% sure you fall under that category."
PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:42 pm


Given that she was not being hauled away, it seemed that Jordan was correct. "Huh. I think it's more like I can do it 50% of the time. I think it depend- oh."

She got an evil grin. "Want to see him turn into a giant tomato?"

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:45 pm


Jordan arched an eyebrow. "Does this involve certain surreptitiously taken pictures? Because if so, I worry for the safety of your phone."
PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:49 pm


Candace couldn't help but smile as Gale squeezed her fingers, turning her head enough to leave a light kiss against his temple. Her little Gale. He was strong, she knew it first hand, but she had to protect him...she just had to. She couldn't lose anymore people she cared about. Him, Jerry, Harrison, all of the Mists..she was going to have to keep a very close eye on all of them. Now she was very glad she got her hands on a communication device.

While Gale looked upon the crowd of people, Candace simply tried to get some shut eye before they moved on. She had a feeling they wouldn't have much time for rest soon. "You realize the moment we're somewhere not a friggin' sauna I'm hugging the s**t out of you, right?" Candace said quietly, sounding completely serious in her threat.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:50 pm


"Oh, no. When he flipped his s**t, I was. You know. Confused."

Clerise gave Jordan a lopsided grin. "He was mad, but couldn't quantify it. So I asked like, you know. Why not..."

Finger sword-fighting.

Done at an angle she was sure Rep could see.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:51 pm


"Wha - agh." Jordan could feel himself turning bright red. "Agh, stop that, don't really need illustrative - agh."

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:52 pm


"Eheehehehehe."

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:53 pm




Rep was still glaring, torn between furious and flustered the whole time the two of them talked. And he was sure it was about him. Dead sure it was about him. He started to get paranoid, seriously paranoid and was tempted to go over and do a bit of yelling to feel better.

Then Clerise had to go do the hand gesture.

He went utterly beet red. And facepalmed as Jordan did the exact same.

"Break her fingers off or something, /anything/."


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:59 pm


Jordan rubbed a hand over his eyes, torn between highly embarrassed amusement and dismay. It was funny, but if Rep got too offended over being talked about, he'd have to talk the other man down again.

He opted to tackle the problem head on. Going over to talk to Rep directly was both closer and father away than he wanted to be right now, but some defusing was in order. "She has a preternatural talent for being completely embarrassing," he said as he got within conversational range. "It's like she's more shameless than I am. That scares me."
PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 10:00 pm


"It's... it's j-just one eye! I'll ah... I'll be fine!" Jerry's smile was twitching around the edges, "M-maybe if... someone has some tape?" As he stooped to try to at least pocket the broken shards, he realized how stupid that idea was. He'd be fine. Deep breaths.

In his head, Roar sighed. You gotcher seeing eye Howler, dude. Just chill out. We aren't dead yet, and we won't be any time soon as long as I'm on board. Deep breaths, shrimp. If he could have given the skinny man an encouraging punch, he would have.

"We're all a mess, huh? Ahahahahaha...." Their camp didn't seem as... thoroughly equipped as the Arctic one had been. Mindful of what was left of his glasses, he pulled his sweater vest off, tucking it into his belt and undid his top few buttons of his shirt.

He was definitely defrosting.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 10:03 pm


Clerise wiggled her fingers in a wave at Rep, practically crowing with victory. Boys could go be boys...

She had a tree to climb. Or three. Heading towards the edge of camp, Clerise peered up at them with a critical eye. Some of them looked sturdy enough. Hm.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 10:10 pm




"I don't have a ******** ounce of sympathy for you!" Rep snorted, though not cruelly, glaring over at at Clerise for her wave before looking scoldingly back to Jordan. "Its your own bloody fault for encouraging her." Misery loved company, especially Rep's misery though, so the fact Jordan likewise was flustered by Clerise gave him a good part of his confidence right back, sweeping aside the previous paranoia.

The fact he'd relaxed back to smirking again rather than mortified glaring was also probably a good sign. "She's a nightmare, but she's also one of the more tolerable birds on the island, so it all balances out."

Despite the feigned confidence, it was still pretty apparent he was edgy at all the people around and so many embarrassing encounters in such a small span of time. He kept glancing around nervously. The fact it was a jungle wasn't helping at all either, snakes and bugs and potentially scandalous embarrassment, not a good ******** combo.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 10:16 pm


Molly’s brows furrowed and her lips were pulled down as she analyzed the validly of Bix’s observation. Huh. He was right. Her tan jeans and brown boots would blend in too, huh!? Now…except her hair wouldn’t. “Bix.” She uttered seriously. “I need to dye my hair green.” She informed the albino. “Then I will be suited for camouflage.” Molly then beamed again as he pat her shoulder and then her head. Sure. Molly was cool with being patted, she even reached out to pat him on the elbow reassuringly before clasping her hands over her stomach. “Oh, I will! But you be careful too, alright, and you let me know if you need any back up as well! If you need a Moon or anything, I can fill the role!”

She beamed again, and then looked over at Otto who looked like he was trying to be a tree flower. Haha. Yeah right. “Otto!” She called out, waving a bit. “How are you doing? Are you doing well? Did you get your supplies already? Are you all packed and ready to move out? You still have all your fingers and your toes, right? Running through the snow with those shoes isn’t exactly ideal.” She giggled.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 10:16 pm


"There are no safe subjects," Jordan said. "Even if I talked about something completely innocent, suddenly it would somehow transform into something horrendously embarrassing again. I don't know." He smirked back amiably. "She's good to talk to, though."

He was somewhat more relaxed for having had a chance to just talk, but the jungle made him nervous as well. "From sub-zero to boiling," he complained. "Isn't there a camp somewhere with temperate weather?"

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 10:24 pm




"Yeah she's good at that much, I have to admit. Can turn anything to a ******** perverted bent." He shook his head.

"And yeah. ******** desert, to the freezer, to this ******** greenhouse. Can't even ******** cool off either, because the minute you show any ******** skin its DINNER time to all the ******** creatures great and small." he shuddered "I just want to go home. I didn't think I'd ever be in a situation where a foggy island with no showers sounded like heaven. You know I'm actually missing the rain in Scotland? That's a huge ******** step to miss that." he clapped a flying bug he didn't know the name of between his hands with a glare, flicking its remnants off them as he went on, trying to do anything but linger on a subject long enough to give himself room to remember antarctica.

"You'd think we'd get a chance to dress more ******** practically. Then again after that class in those japanese outfit things they'd probably ******** dress us in a loincloth and the bitches in ******** coconut bras"



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