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Sighing again, Kai answered, "Everyone here knows that I am one of Dee's kings. I am sure that whatever the reason I am forbidden to see Dee for 9 months can be said here. And besides, if we left here, Hank would have a problem because while it was indeed an important message, was it really worth the trouble coming all this way otherwise?"

Kai understood perfectly now why his own ranch wasn't doing so well. He nodded and said, "Thank you. I shall abide by what Iori has requested of me. If there isn't anything else you'd be needing, then please be on your way. I will be sure to have Hank add your name to the list so he knows that next time you can join us in the booth."

The "house" Yumi came up to was nothing like any ordinary house in the village. On a huge sign at the front door, it read, "Akatsuki HQ". This over-sized building was indeed Sasuke's home. Sasuke was inside having a shower when Yumi got there, singing to a Gravitation tune.

Sasuke had just wrapped the towel around his waist, thus exposing a rather attractive chest as he had escaped the upstairs bathroom and whomped right into Yumi.

The scent of cinnamon and a hint of roses wafted from Sasuke's body.

Shocked to see that he bumped into a demon, Sasuke did a ninja flip backwards, getting into a defensive stance, not caring of whether or not his towel was coming loose. In a wary tone, Sasuke replied, "Yes...I am Sasuke Uchiha. Who are you demon, be honest and quick about your answer, then tell me that message you have."

Sasuke growled, "And did Dee give you this message to give to me? Why must I stay away from her? What if she needs me for an important mission or something?"

The curse mark was starting to glow as he could feel his anger rising. This party was in Dee's honor and Dee was supposed to show up in less than an hour.

Then Sasuke said, "Dee's going to be arriving here in an hour and I have not heard anything personally from her. If you tell me that the message from her and Dee arrives in an hour, you will be my next target for my execution squad Yumi. When Dee does arrive in an hour, you can give the explanation as to why I must stay away from her for 9 months and she too can hear it."

Meanwhile...back in Southtown...

"Ready to go, Terry? I hear that Sasuke is finally going to accept being one of my kings and has decided to throw a party because of it."

"Just about darling," Terry said, "There is one thing I have to tell you before we leave. I spoke with Yumi and with Corrigan earlier and they have found a solution to the recent chaos that has hit Planet Hamster."

"Really?"

Nodding Terry continued, "Yes, the only thing is...its going to keep you away from all of your kings save for me for up to the following 9 months."

"Get to the point Terry. I really don't want to be late for this party."

"We've gotta have another child. And this one...has to be pure Bogard to whatever your last name was. This child is supposed to be to sort of replace Rock. Rock is partially biologically mine. Geese's genes got into Rock's blood stream too since he did with Mary after I did and after I had already left for home a long time ago. But since Rock is no longer living here, and since Mary is no longer around, this child has to be from you and me."

"So, what you are saying is...this planet knows the population of each household as if alive somehow and when one is out of place, it demands a balance?"

"Sort of. I think it only works with Royalty, though. Rock would have become king if he would have stayed within this household. None of Vegeta's and my kids can restore the balance either because Vegeta wasn't the next one after Mary in terms of a spouse."

Dee understood perfectly. "I understand, Terry. For the sake of the Galaxy's survival, I must have another child with you to live and be raised by us at this mansion. But...it has to be after the party. I'll tell Sasuke no doing it with me this time. I know he wants to, but I gotta stand up to him in this case."

(Yumi must mention that she has spoken with Terry and that he knows what must be done. She can add that she either doesn't care of whether or not they show up at the party just as long as there is no sex with Dee)

This gave Sasuke an idea. He said, "Okay, Yumi, fair enough, but...someone has to satisfy me."

He had to admit, he liked the fiesty ones the most. The ones unafraid to stand up to him, to put him in his place. The tone in his voice had indicated that he wanted Yumi for sex before Dee got there, but it also suggested that he was open to another "taker".

The point was, if Sasuke couldn't be satisfied before Dee got there, whether he wanted the galaxy destroyed or not, he was not going to be able to control himself.

(No worries, there will be NO CYBERING)

With a smirk, Sasuke replied, "You."