Hi im new here
biggrin ok heres my sorry list
1 I cant get a girlfriend
2 I dont know how to flirt or what to do when a girl is flirting with me
3 ...even on the internet
4 I can listen to one song on repeat the whole day long, and the next day i probly feel like listening to it again
5 most ppl when they see me think im an terrorist or a criminal or just a jerk
6 Actually im way too f*cking nice (seriously way too nice) and when ppl find out they think im gay (or when i start talking)
7 I act cool against my mom
8 Teachers laugh at my jokes, students don't
9 ppl not only talk more about me behind my back then to me, they even literally whisper about me behind my back
10 I ignore them :/
11 I dont have any friends left...
12 My mom thinks ive lost it
13 I lose every job I get (longest is 1 and a half year, every other -> 1 week, 2 weeks,3 weeks, 1 month,)
14 I got blackmailed for masturbating in my own home instead of playing or raping girls...
15 You guys are probly gonna ignore me now
16 I think you guys are pretty cool!
17 I punch the wall till my hand starts bleeding
18 I talk about games all day long if ppl give me the chance
19 I like german class too
20 most of the stuff I say makes no sense at all
21 Notice how i have to do everything different then everybody else becuz I think it looks better
22 Im the most anti-social social person you will ever meet (dont ask)
23 I could probly get this list to #500
24 I sleep with a fluffy snake wich I call snake and I hug him, im like 19...
25 I make random remarks about the middle east, Islam, israel, anarchy, Aryan race, Russia, China
26 The only ppl that talk nice to me are the ppl that want something from me (and trust me they are a lot...)
27 Most ppl take my kindness for weakness
28 I cant make up my mind about what genre music I like and wich scene or culture to go for (send me the music you like plz, i like everything
xd )
29 Most of the stuff you guys said applies to me aswell
30 I dont take credit for anything im supposed to get credit for, in the end ppl rant about me not doing anything, not noticing i did a sh*tload of stuff wich i actually didnt take credit for
31 I rant about this to my fluffy snake, and I even feel ashamed for only bothering him when im depressed
crying 32 I dont know anything clever to say nor would it sound clever if i said it
33 I like the clothes my mom buys for me
34 I dont like the (expensive) clothes I buy myself
35 no one calls me, they only call me when they are lonely or need money, or they only talk with me when they can talk out loud and strangers around us can hear them act cool
36 I keep silent about all this becuz I have my games and the internet, and lets not forget my fluffy snake and a shuriken in my door, also 36 is a pretty cool number, dont you think?
36 I just hate it to pass a nice number like 36, 36 IS PERFECT!!!1111111onethirtysix
btw newgenious, im pretty curious where you got thos smash bros tracks from? I WANT THEM DIMNAT
biggrin I got loads of nintendo 8 bit music, some even mixed with jungle
xd Im a nintendo fanboy lolol
xd ( <- best smiley ever )
notice how im not making the list longer =) btw its 9:32 am while im making this, lemme join already :XP
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