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iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 6-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (2-12)
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 Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:56 pm
Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps Israfel made a gentle coo as Riley returned from her fray, victorious. "YAY PURPUL CIDAH BOOBIES!" Wings flapped out and sent a small dusting of snow to the ground. The tiny toterror on his head was doing a little victory dance and making rude gestures at the fallen tree. "We move to..um-" Israfel pointed one way, then another, obviously unsure. "To dat one place rite?"  "Wooooow, heeeeey....you're kinda pretty you know that? What's a pretty...thingy...like yourself doing 'round here?" And overly "Merry" tree has wandered over to you. It's boozy smell threatens to overwhelm you. HP: 5Damage: 3Israfel smelt it. It smelt of booze. And trees. And JOY. The first two smells he could live with, the third? He could not. "AUUGGGHHHHH." Screaming, the siren flapped about. "DO NOT WANTS!" HP:22"Heyyyy heeyyyyy calmmm dowwwnnnn.. you're a little excitable one arent you pretty lady. " The tree burbs a fowl smelling booze burp. HP: 4No damageStumbling, Israfel huffed. "I has mai..mai-" He fumbled. What did her have? Oh right. Hands reached up to throw his toterror at the tree but, the little thing had fled. "I gots nuttin." HP:22
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Chobi_Chocobo rolled 2 6-sided dice:
5, 3
Total: 8 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:00 pm
iStoleYurVamps Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps Israfel made a gentle coo as Riley returned from her fray, victorious. "YAY PURPUL CIDAH BOOBIES!" Wings flapped out and sent a small dusting of snow to the ground. The tiny toterror on his head was doing a little victory dance and making rude gestures at the fallen tree. "We move to..um-" Israfel pointed one way, then another, obviously unsure. "To dat one place rite?" "Wooooow, heeeeey....you're kinda pretty you know that? What's a pretty...thingy...like yourself doing 'round here?" And overly "Merry" tree has wandered over to you. It's boozy smell threatens to overwhelm you. HP: 5Damage: 3Israfel smelt it. It smelt of booze. And trees. And JOY. The first two smells he could live with, the third? He could not. "AUUGGGHHHHH." Screaming, the siren flapped about. "DO NOT WANTS!" HP:22"Heyyyy heeyyyyy calmmm dowwwnnnn.. you're a little excitable one arent you pretty lady. " The tree burbs a fowl smelling booze burp. HP: 4No damageStumbling, Israfel huffed. "I has mai..mai-" He fumbled. What did her have? Oh right. Hands reached up to throw his toterror at the tree but, the little thing had fled. "I gots nuttin." HP:22The tree sniffled a little before sneezing with a great big ACHOOO! "Hey...mi-miiiissyyy.... I'm AHLERgic ta minipweeets..." Its sniffles some more. "You seem a bwwwiit fwisky.." HP: 4Damage 2
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:02 pm
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 6-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:04 pm
Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps Israfel made a gentle coo as Riley returned from her fray, victorious. "YAY PURPUL CIDAH BOOBIES!" Wings flapped out and sent a small dusting of snow to the ground. The tiny toterror on his head was doing a little victory dance and making rude gestures at the fallen tree. "We move to..um-" Israfel pointed one way, then another, obviously unsure. "To dat one place rite?" "Wooooow, heeeeey....you're kinda pretty you know that? What's a pretty...thingy...like yourself doing 'round here?" And overly "Merry" tree has wandered over to you. It's boozy smell threatens to overwhelm you. HP: 5Damage: 3Israfel smelt it. It smelt of booze. And trees. And JOY. The first two smells he could live with, the third? He could not. "AUUGGGHHHHH." Screaming, the siren flapped about. "DO NOT WANTS!" HP:22"Heyyyy heeyyyyy calmmm dowwwnnnn.. you're a little excitable one arent you pretty lady. " The tree burbs a fowl smelling booze burp. HP: 4No damageStumbling, Israfel huffed. "I has mai..mai-" He fumbled. What did her have? Oh right. Hands reached up to throw his toterror at the tree but, the little thing had fled. "I gots nuttin." HP:22The tree sniffled a little before sneezing with a great big ACHOOO! "Hey...mi-miiiissyyy.... I'm AHLERgic ta minipweeets..." Its sniffles some more. "You seem a bwwwiit fwisky.." HP: 4Damage 2Scrambling, it never occurred to Israfel to try and use his yellow snow. "Ah em nut fwisky." Feathers poofed. "Ah em a re-spook-table siren!" HP:20
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Chobi_Chocobo rolled 2 6-sided dice:
6, 5
Total: 11 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:10 pm
iStoleYurVamps Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps Israfel smelt it. It smelt of booze. And trees. And JOY. The first two smells he could live with, the third? He could not. "AUUGGGHHHHH." Screaming, the siren flapped about. "DO NOT WANTS!" HP:22"Heyyyy heeyyyyy calmmm dowwwnnnn.. you're a little excitable one arent you pretty lady. " The tree burbs a fowl smelling booze burp. HP: 4No damageStumbling, Israfel huffed. "I has mai..mai-" He fumbled. What did her have? Oh right. Hands reached up to throw his toterror at the tree but, the little thing had fled. "I gots nuttin." HP:22The tree sniffled a little before sneezing with a great big ACHOOO! "Hey...mi-miiiissyyy.... I'm AHLERgic ta minipweeets..." Its sniffles some more. "You seem a bwwwiit fwisky.." HP: 4Damage 2Scrambling, it never occurred to Israfel to try and use his yellow snow. "Ah em nut fwisky." Feathers poofed. "Ah em a re-spook-table siren!" HP:20The tree nods. "Y-yeaaaaah.." The tree concludes, "Y-y-y-HICK-your the most trust worthy siwen I ever seeeeen," The tree burps again. "H-hey... where'd I put my car keys. I need ta drive home ... wait.. I dont drive.." The tree starts to sob remembering that he is in fact a tree and there for can't drive. But some how can drink. HP: 4Damage 5
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:14 pm
The first thought that came to mind was; ah.. shame the tents weren't soundproof. He took his sweet time getting out of his tent, making sure he didn't look a fright and a half... wait, wouldn't that be a good thing?... regardless, before he came out again. Running his fingers through his hair, he noticed that his tree was still very dead... or, unmoving, since he didn't know if it was possible for JOY psycho trees to truly die. The others were obviously awake and making a commotion about something or another, but he wasn't too worried about it at the moment.
Taking down his tent, he smacked it a bit firmly on his worthless opponent to get the snow off of the fabric before he put it back into his pack, making sure he still had everything he would need. Yup, all there. Good. For better or for worse, he was set and ready to go.
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:15 pm
Oh look, another tree. Riley briefly thought about getting off of Jericho to help Israfel, but she knew these trees were pushovers. Israfel was going to kick it's a**.
She heard Nuk's praise, and waved her present at him erratically. It gave me something for killing it. I wish everything gave you a present when you killed it. I'd be swimming in gifts.
Did Riley just admit to committing multiple homicides? Maybe.
She tied the ribbon of her present to her belt, and let it dangle there. How jolly. How festive. How absolutely wretched.
GET THE NUTS. Riley called out to Israfel to cheer him on, while swaying dangerously and holding on tighter to Jericho. Oop - stop moving so much. She murmured to the dragon, who wasn't moving at all - she leaned in to whisper this in his ear, despite the fact that she had no mouth to whisper, and the thoughts were just going into his mind anyway.
You never know when they'll strike. You gotta be.. STEALTHY.
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 6-sided dice:
1, 3
Total: 4 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:34 pm
Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps Israfel smelt it. It smelt of booze. And trees. And JOY. The first two smells he could live with, the third? He could not. "AUUGGGHHHHH." Screaming, the siren flapped about. "DO NOT WANTS!" HP:22"Heyyyy heeyyyyy calmmm dowwwnnnn.. you're a little excitable one arent you pretty lady. " The tree burbs a fowl smelling booze burp. HP: 4No damageStumbling, Israfel huffed. "I has mai..mai-" He fumbled. What did her have? Oh right. Hands reached up to throw his toterror at the tree but, the little thing had fled. "I gots nuttin." HP:22The tree sniffled a little before sneezing with a great big ACHOOO! "Hey...mi-miiiissyyy.... I'm AHLERgic ta minipweeets..." Its sniffles some more. "You seem a bwwwiit fwisky.." HP: 4Damage 2Scrambling, it never occurred to Israfel to try and use his yellow snow. "Ah em nut fwisky." Feathers poofed. "Ah em a re-spook-table siren!" HP:20The tree nods. "Y-yeaaaaah.." The tree concludes, "Y-y-y-HICK-your the most trust worthy siwen I ever seeeeen," The tree burps again. "H-hey... where'd I put my car keys. I need ta drive home ... wait.. I dont drive.." The tree starts to sob remembering that he is in fact a tree and there for can't drive. But some how can drink. HP: 4Damage 5The Siren did not want this drunk tree. It was a sad drunk tree. "Cheer up, and AUGH. AUUUUUGGGHHHHH." The thing hit him. He was in pain. "WHY ET ALWAYS MAI FACE?" HP:15
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Chobi_Chocobo rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 5
Total: 9 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:39 pm
iStoleYurVamps Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps Stumbling, Israfel huffed. "I has mai..mai-" He fumbled. What did her have? Oh right. Hands reached up to throw his toterror at the tree but, the little thing had fled. "I gots nuttin." HP:22The tree sniffled a little before sneezing with a great big ACHOOO! "Hey...mi-miiiissyyy.... I'm AHLERgic ta minipweeets..." Its sniffles some more. "You seem a bwwwiit fwisky.." HP: 4Damage 2Scrambling, it never occurred to Israfel to try and use his yellow snow. "Ah em nut fwisky." Feathers poofed. "Ah em a re-spook-table siren!" HP:20The tree nods. "Y-yeaaaaah.." The tree concludes, "Y-y-y-HICK-your the most trust worthy siwen I ever seeeeen," The tree burps again. "H-hey... where'd I put my car keys. I need ta drive home ... wait.. I dont drive.." The tree starts to sob remembering that he is in fact a tree and there for can't drive. But some how can drink. HP: 4Damage 5The Siren did not want this drunk tree. It was a sad drunk tree. "Cheer up, and AUGH. AUUUUUGGGHHHHH." The thing hit him. He was in pain. "WHY ET ALWAYS MAI FACE?" HP:15The tree continues to cry and ramble about how he wants to drive to Malibu with some hot babes. "Say .. " It sniffles. "Y-your a hot babe." HP: 4Damage 3
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:41 pm
Shehk made a point of shivering and frowning when Nuk went into his 'too excited to be watching a fight' mode, pulling her jacket tighter around her shoulders. It seemed, however, that didn't really do much to help her with the cold, shoving the bell she'd had into one pocket while crinkling her nose up.
"Are you done with that, now?" she asked pointedly, taking a few steps into the snow without Nukpana (Ha! She didn't need him to walk around with an arm around her shoulders!) before she stopped and looked back to notice that yet another tree battle had broken out.
"Oh Jack-Dammit. This place is just..cold..and evil....and it hurts my eyes." She sort of wish she'd had sunglasses with her, soon enough making her way back to the skinwalker's side to heat-leech just a bit more. Though if cheering was the way to go, she could have been just a bit more..efficient about that.
"Oi! Israfel! If you win this, I'll ..ummm.." she paused a moment to try and think of something that was a good incentive, ultimately groaning when she realized the only thing that was really an incentive was 'Skullface Ackshuns'. Which was a bad thing to offer.
Sorta.
"s**t, I'll do -something-. I dunno, maybe Skullface Ackshuns or something, but WHATEVER."
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:47 pm
Riley didn't know the ghoul who called out incentive to Israfel, but she was intrigued by the offer. She had no idea what skullface acshuns were, and wondered if she'd want some as well.
What's a skullface acshun? She asked. Her words were still being improperly sent to everyone, instead of just her intended target. Can I have some?
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 1
Total: 3 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:52 pm
Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps Stumbling, Israfel huffed. "I has mai..mai-" He fumbled. What did her have? Oh right. Hands reached up to throw his toterror at the tree but, the little thing had fled. "I gots nuttin." HP:22The tree sniffled a little before sneezing with a great big ACHOOO! "Hey...mi-miiiissyyy.... I'm AHLERgic ta minipweeets..." Its sniffles some more. "You seem a bwwwiit fwisky.." HP: 4Damage 2Scrambling, it never occurred to Israfel to try and use his yellow snow. "Ah em nut fwisky." Feathers poofed. "Ah em a re-spook-table siren!" HP:20The tree nods. "Y-yeaaaaah.." The tree concludes, "Y-y-y-HICK-your the most trust worthy siwen I ever seeeeen," The tree burps again. "H-hey... where'd I put my car keys. I need ta drive home ... wait.. I dont drive.." The tree starts to sob remembering that he is in fact a tree and there for can't drive. But some how can drink. HP: 4Damage 5The Siren did not want this drunk tree. It was a sad drunk tree. "Cheer up, and AUGH. AUUUUUGGGHHHHH." The thing hit him. He was in pain. "WHY ET ALWAYS MAI FACE?" HP:15The tree continues to cry and ramble about how he wants to drive to Malibu with some hot babes. "Say .. " It sniffles. "Y-your a hot babe." HP: 4Damage 3Israfel stumbled. Right into the tree. "I knows! AH AM A PRETTY BURD! NOW LETS GO!" HP:12
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Chobi_Chocobo rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 3
Total: 5 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:00 pm
iStoleYurVamps Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps Scrambling, it never occurred to Israfel to try and use his yellow snow. "Ah em nut fwisky." Feathers poofed. "Ah em a re-spook-table siren!" HP:20The tree nods. "Y-yeaaaaah.." The tree concludes, "Y-y-y-HICK-your the most trust worthy siwen I ever seeeeen," The tree burps again. "H-hey... where'd I put my car keys. I need ta drive home ... wait.. I dont drive.." The tree starts to sob remembering that he is in fact a tree and there for can't drive. But some how can drink. HP: 4Damage 5The Siren did not want this drunk tree. It was a sad drunk tree. "Cheer up, and AUGH. AUUUUUGGGHHHHH." The thing hit him. He was in pain. "WHY ET ALWAYS MAI FACE?" HP:15The tree continues to cry and ramble about how he wants to drive to Malibu with some hot babes. "Say .. " It sniffles. "Y-your a hot babe." HP: 4Damage 3Israfel stumbled. Right into the tree. "I knows! AH AM A PRETTY BURD! NOW LETS GO!" HP:12"LETS!" The tree starts off but stumbles forward. HP: 4No damage
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 6-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:01 pm
Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps Scrambling, it never occurred to Israfel to try and use his yellow snow. "Ah em nut fwisky." Feathers poofed. "Ah em a re-spook-table siren!" HP:20The tree nods. "Y-yeaaaaah.." The tree concludes, "Y-y-y-HICK-your the most trust worthy siwen I ever seeeeen," The tree burps again. "H-hey... where'd I put my car keys. I need ta drive home ... wait.. I dont drive.." The tree starts to sob remembering that he is in fact a tree and there for can't drive. But some how can drink. HP: 4Damage 5The Siren did not want this drunk tree. It was a sad drunk tree. "Cheer up, and AUGH. AUUUUUGGGHHHHH." The thing hit him. He was in pain. "WHY ET ALWAYS MAI FACE?" HP:15The tree continues to cry and ramble about how he wants to drive to Malibu with some hot babes. "Say .. " It sniffles. "Y-your a hot babe." HP: 4Damage 3Israfel stumbled. Right into the tree. "I knows! AH AM A PRETTY BURD! NOW LETS GO!" HP:12"LETS!" The tree starts off but stumbles forward. HP: 4Drunkenly the Siren slurred. "WUT. BUT WHERE TOOOOOO?" HP:12
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Chobi_Chocobo rolled 2 6-sided dice:
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Total: 5 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:04 pm
iStoleYurVamps Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps The Siren did not want this drunk tree. It was a sad drunk tree. "Cheer up, and AUGH. AUUUUUGGGHHHHH." The thing hit him. He was in pain. "WHY ET ALWAYS MAI FACE?" HP:15The tree continues to cry and ramble about how he wants to drive to Malibu with some hot babes. "Say .. " It sniffles. "Y-your a hot babe." HP: 4Damage 3Israfel stumbled. Right into the tree. "I knows! AH AM A PRETTY BURD! NOW LETS GO!" HP:12"LETS!" The tree starts off but stumbles forward. HP: 4Drunkenly the Siren slurred. "WUT. BUT WHERE TOOOOOO?" HP:12This question confuses the tree. It wobbles back and forth as it thinks. HP: 4No damage
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