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 Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:01 pm
unfortunatly a huge snow plow flatened the world
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:22 pm
Fortunately it lost a tire and Hawaii was not flattened.
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:24 pm
Unfortunately, Hawaii's economy collapses due to a severe lack of tourists.
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:25 pm
Fortunately aliens arrive and begin to colonize the rest of the planet, so the economy gets out of its depression.
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:32 pm
Unfortunately, the aliens are extremely carnivorous and require 15x their body weight in meat per day.
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:33 pm
Fortunately, they leave their weapons unguarded at night.
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:35 pm
Unfortunately we have no idea how to work alien weapons
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:42 pm
Fortunately we found a few manuals.
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:44 pm
Unfortunately, they're all in an obscure dialect of Elven.
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:45 pm
Fortunately we have someone who can read the elven dialect.
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:46 pm
Unfortunately they are too fearful of what is written in the manuals to speak of it and they go insane, gibbering something about how they have a bunch of lovely coconuts.
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:47 pm
Fortunately they throw coconuts at the aliens and the aliens dissolve into a puddle of goo.
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:50 pm
Unfortunately, the goo is highly caustic and is dissolving the island.
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:51 pm
Fortunately the aliens have left their space ships behind when they melted.
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