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 Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:42 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: hi im 16 boy looking for pictures porn
You: well.. I'm Commander shepard..
You: I am a 30 year old male
You: but..sure
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
xD
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:43 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: smile
You: i am your lord and master, Gwee Frankina Davina Julina the 3rd from the land of skittles and cookies
Stranger: smile
Stranger: omg ! surprised ive been waiting for yu master *bows*
You: i see my tale has spread far across the universe
Stranger: it has reached my planet 300 lightyears away
Stranger: yerda
You: i had no idea my tale from the planet Flupemhire was so far spread
Stranger: yur a legend across all over. my people will b thrilled to meet yu
You: that is good
You: would ur ppl help fight off the evil Zoomhartroos and the ferosious Mamehammies?
Stranger: we shall. i knew this world was coming to an end
You: the universe decays ever second of our space lives
You: tis a sad yet true fact
Stranger: lol i got to go (:
You: farewell noble night
Stranger: it was nice speaking with yu master :p (;
You: u ar most kind
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:43 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: howdy
Stranger: I'm fine. how abou ya?
You: I just murdered someone. biggrin
Stranger: Oh I'm gonna call the cops to you!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lol, because you know where I live right?
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:44 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: No!
Stranger: age,sex,location
You: I know! Yet I think I clearly told you that I will not reveal that'm I'm a 22 year old girl in the big apple!
Stranger: what is big apple?
Stranger: is it some kind of joke?
You: New York, NY
Stranger: oh! american
You: How about some studies over geographical places?
Stranger: definitely on
You: Before we start: I know a lot of you but I still don't know you. That's hardly fair!
You: If I was cryptical I was also ironic!
Stranger: im 21 male from mumbai
You: That's Africa, if I'm not mistaken!
Stranger: no lady,i think u r weak in geography like me
You: Well here I mistook it. I normally call it Bombay, the old name for it
You: Which of coruse are in Asia, India!
Stranger: yeah u got it
Stranger: what do u do?
You: I am just missguiding you!
Stranger: so what its same here
You: Well then you should know some stats:
Stranger: bring them on.
You: 50% of those acting women online are actually male: E. Adams
You: I am one fo those!
You: For what reason!
You: because I seek out those I can piss of!
You: It's what I do when I do not develop games!
Stranger: but i'm not pissed of because s**t head im a female
You: If your not pissed why use words like s**t head?
You: It's hardly a neutral word!
Stranger: isn't that sort of poetic justice
Stranger: so u r a software developer
You: Yes!
You: male 22 Sweden!
Stranger: which company
You: None at the moment!
I'm taking a bachelors degree!
Yet I have contact with Dice
Stranger: well i work as an administrator in sybase
You: I see!
Stranger: heard of it?
You: Some, not much though! Cna't pin point what you work with!
Stranger: ite a database developer company
Stranger: u have heard of sql,oracle,db2,similarly sybase is a dbms
You: Well database is a very decent thing to do.
Of course!
Stranger: i think u r a real p***y who thinks himself as if there is no one bettet than him
Stranger: what games have u developed
Stranger: those childish flash games
Stranger: have u heard of unreal tournament? i was in the developers team
You: No. I've been working on a 3d racing game called FUST racer! an indie game for HiS
Stranger: haven't even heard of it
Stranger: there is only one racing game that i know is the best-its NFS
You: I've also worked on a shooter called Plutonian, also an indie game!
Of course you haven't! Few have but indie games are what game developers pass between each others for fun!
You: It's one fo the best selling franchises yes!
Stranger: what do u use? asp or jsp
You: Java!
Stranger: what r ur subjects?
You: My major is Level design! And playfull learnign!
You: Then we got game history! Game balancing! Story writing!
You: and several more!
You: You see I want to see the day when you can play games adn learn all that you need insead goign to school. Playing with friedns and just learn everything formt he screen
Stranger: i think u r some ******** a** hole who just shits himself
Stranger: good night
Took it's time but I won!
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:45 am
Stranger: Heyy.
You: You quit you loose!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
HELL YEAH!
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:45 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: i am your lord and master, Gwee Frankina Davina Julina the 3rd from the land of skittles and cookies
You: and u ar?
You: ar u my wifie?
You: you ar !
You: yay!!!
You: come we must hurry to the time machine
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:47 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: greetings
Stranger: age/sex/location?
You: I am a Geth Created 22 years ago seeking an AI that will help me take over the world..
Stranger: woop
You: I enjoy Scheduled checkups, and upgrades
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:50 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i am your lord and master, Gwee Frankina Davina Julina the 3rd from the land of skittles and cookies
Stranger: okey'
Stranger: im not
You: watashi wa Julina Gwee Frankia Davina
Stranger: wtf?
You: u no speak english?
Stranger: yes
You: wats wrong wit u???
You: watashi wa Gwee!
Stranger: haha, well you suck at spelling
You: u suck at being pwnd
Stranger: what is pwnd?
You: dude u FAIL
You have disconnected.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:54 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: i am your lord and master, Gwee Frankina Davina Julina the 3rd from the land of skittles and cookies
Stranger: cool Im a dog
You: PUPPY!!!
Stranger: YES biggrin
You: Kawaii!!!
You: DESU DESU DESU
You: X3
Stranger: k3?
Stranger: xd
You: *pets puppy*
Stranger: are you a chinees?
You: no
You: im Wapanese!
You: biggrin
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:57 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hii..
You: i am your lord and master, Gwee Frankina Davina Julina the 3rd from the land of skittles and cookies
You: can i hold a dollar?
You: or a bag of nickles?
You: i promised this guy a brain
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
didn't even let me finish
:/
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:59 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hai°!
You: I am a Geth Created 22 years ago seeking an AI that will help me take over the world..
Also.. I enjoy A kinky one that Enjoys.. File sharing
You: I have a firewall.. so I am safe
Stranger: Same here^^
You: Really?
Stranger: Hope by filesharing u don´t mean cp razz
You: No
You: maybe... so your into file sharing?
You: do you have a firewall?
Stranger: No or maybe? biggrin
You: ooh kinky
Stranger: yes i do
Stranger: how old r u, good sir? razz
You: I am technically not a "sir" but My vocabulator is that of a masculine voice
Stranger: re
Stranger: wtf?XD
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: I already told you.. geth
You: A machine..
Stranger: Hai, machine :p
You: just because I was not organically created does not mean I don't have feelings
Stranger: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
You: XD? is that code?
Stranger: and you´re on omegle to seek for child porn? Oo
You: Human Lust for small children is not one of my intrest
You: I am here seeking fellow A.I
Stranger: re
You: Artificial Intelligence by the way
Stranger: AI labs of England here, pleasure getting you to know, good sir :<
Stranger: yea, i knew that...
Stranger: KI here in Germany, meaning künstliche intelligenz which is exacly word-by-word the same biggrin
You: so wait?! Is this some sort of trap?
Stranger: nope
You: phew.. I have to go now... My Legion has arrived at a Human colony
You: It was nice talking to you
You have disconnected.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:03 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You quit you loose!
Stranger: im not loose?
You: It's on!
Stranger: oh is it now
You: Oh yes!
Stranger: like donkey kong?
You: Nope! Jumper man beats his a** all the time!
Stranger: are you a male
You: I'm neither!
Stranger: hmm...
Stranger: hanky panky
Stranger: ??
You: Nope! I have my girl for that! You're halrdy good enough for my standards!
Stranger: you actually have a girl??
Stranger: she must be fat
You: That depends on the view fat! I wouldn't call you fat!
Stranger: i bet i look better then her
You: I bet i'm richer then you'lll ever be!
Stranger: i bet not
You: Well I study University without job or foundings!
You: Just my % that drops down!
Stranger: im just a pimp my hoes makey money
You: Well you still ahve to work idiot! By that deffinition I win!
Stranger: you want one
You: Nope...you see I don't have to pay bitches!
Stranger: i dont work they do
Stranger: my bitches pay me and ya you do or you wouldnt bring up money ******
You: I'm the kind of guy who takes my cut form your buisness!
You: I'm the kind of guy you pay to keep your s**t running!
Stranger: you dont take s**t from me and ya right you dont even no what pimp means
You: Pimp is a name from a person who harvest his/hers money from hookers. It's also the most gay, nto the happy kind, of all gangsters!
You: Now gangsters is fine in all that but it's pathetic! There is a reason why the Maffia is not atatcked by cops all the time!
Stranger: thats part of it its just means being free
You: We don't shoot in open streets and innocents!
Stranger: we dont give a ********: You know buisness! It's when you do s**t without getting cought!
Stranger: were not scared of anything
You: None of my boys go to jail. None of my boys does anythign without my order!
You: Your not scared because your dumb!
Stranger: neither do mine lo0l.
You: Bangers ahve theiir hoods! We have worlds!
Stranger: hanky panky
Stranger: i have lots hanky panky
You: back to the point where your dumb wangster!
You: Why does the mob have a betetr systen? Cause your all slaves under our hand! Coke mate! It's what you feed upon that is why i take my cut from your buisness!
You: This is why you can never be free from us and when we need to we have bigger guns and more fire power!
You: Stepping on our toes mean the doom for your entire gang while you can at most cut a finger of. Well those we have left!
Stranger: hanky panky
You: So now that we left this bullshit behind us we can now focus on you as the 14 year old punk as you are.
Stranger: hanky panky b***h
Stranger: i will hump your mother on the spot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I win again!
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:03 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: howdy!
Stranger: het
Stranger: hey
You: i am your lord and master, Gwee Frankina Davina Julina the 3rd from the land of skittles and cookies
Stranger: lol nicee
You: and u ar?
Stranger: jesus
You: JEBUS???
You: I KNEW IT TWAS U!!!
Stranger: yes
You: why haz u not returned my calls???
You: is that Mary wit u again???
Stranger: i dont yur #
You: DON'T U LIE TO ME JEBUS!!!!
You: U KNOW ALL!!!
Stranger: noppe i dont know
You: THEN U AR NOT JEBUS!!!
U ARE A FRAWD!
Stranger: ummm ok....
You: HEY EVERYONE! THIS GUY IS A FRAWD!
You: A BIG FAT FRAWD!
Stranger: imma girl
You: as i said...FRAWD!!!!
Stranger: imma jesus sister gwedo
You: YOU AR NOT GWEDO MY BROTHER IS GWEDO!
IAM GWEE!!!!
You: JEBUS WHERE ART THOU!?!
Stranger: nopee im gwedo n yur bocefus
You: YOU LIE!
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
You: U LIE!
Stranger: theres no cake nopee no not
You: IT TWAS ALL TRUE!
You: NO JEBUS
You: NO GWEDO
You: NO CAKE
You: WE ALL GO BOOM NOW!!!!
DX
Stranger: yu forget bocefus....a du dud dud ud
Your conversational partner has disconnected
lol
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:04 am
This is the shortest one you will ever see
Stranger: hi, im a 26m, US
You: Hi, I'm an Orange Talking Fox!
You: not kidding either
And he disconnected 3 seconds later XD
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:08 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Greetings. I am Death.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Fear me!
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