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 Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 4:59 pm
hmm...well my director is really bad at analogies and this is the latest one hes said
"One bad weed will ruin the pot."
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 6:51 pm
There are a lot of funny things my band director has said...so I can't really remember them. Here's one that isn't so funny:
You can't be normal, you're in band. (She told us once that all band students were abnormal and strange, not retarded or anything, just strange)
And then my old band director from elementary school once told us this story about him breaking his baton in his jean butt pocket in half when he sat down in the car..the way he told it was funny.
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 4:23 am
Our band director has tons of funny sayings, but here's one from yesterday:
"I like to use the KISS method. Keep It Simple, Stupid." ^_^ here's another:
"Band people are smart. People who aren't in band aren't as smart as us. Give a person your instrument and tell them to march on the filed, 'Well, i can't do that!' Then take a rest, dummy!" ^_^ he's hilarious sometimes!
xp
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 6:13 am
We have extremely warm uniforms and @ games we always try to take them off early. Well, at one game we got in trouble and our bd yelled at us saying, "Dont undress untill Byron (assistant) says to!"
We were like...oh so Byron has to tell us to undress?
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 6:35 am
We were playing "Symphony #4 Finale" last Monday at full band. It's really fast with tons of runs that kill the fultes and clarinets. At 94 the fultes and clarinets have a bunch of eight-sixteenth notes and the whole band is supposed to get soft and creshendo. Well, the low brass and woodwinds weren't doing a great job. His response: "Don't ba a stubborn Susie!"
We get a kick out of Mr. L. making the marcotto (^ ^) marks with his hands. He leans over and bounces and it's just funny.
In middle school we were playing "Ode to Joy" and our saying for this song was "varisertisering." Mr. D. got a kick out of it everytime.
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 6:42 am
We are currently working on shrek to play at graduation. Well, at the beginning the flutes have a soli, and in the middle of it the tubas come in. They had been having trouble coming in right so my bd tryed to explain what he wanted.
BD: Ok...Im gonna give you an image here. Who is singing in the movie at this point?
Us: Princess Fiona!
BD: And its pretty singing right?
Us: sure...
BD: Well, when the tubas come in, its kinda like, well, driving a semi through the scene.
Tubas:heheh...
BD: Ok....but i dont want it soft...i want it nice...like a hummer.
Dave(bass clarinet): A hummer?...U like hummers Mr. W?....Hmmmm, is Michael Jackson really here? sweatdrop
BD: "Evil glare"
yea...it was probly more funny if u were there... xp
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 12:40 pm
On Monday, my friend had this pink balloon on her stand. Our director walked by and gave us this weird look. When we were done playing the song he walked by and gave us another weird look. When he came back he said "You know, that balloon there is just like someone sticking their bare foot out. I just wanna reach out and tickle it." We were just like neutral yeah... xd
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 1:54 pm
Our director says a lot of funny stuff.
Ms. Hall: (to me) "David, you have to play that as like a response to what the French Horns play. They are Romeo, you are Juliet."
1st chair French Horn: (also to me) "Hey baby."
Me: gonk
I'm a guy, which makes it more embarrassing.
Also, in November, I came to school in crutches after my leg was cut open. I met my band teacher in the hall, and she asked what I had done. I told her, and she replied: "Well, cheer up. At least it wasn't your lips."
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:18 am
when my band director announced that he was having qa baby. someone said about time. he said. well we were bound to have sex once in our marriage xp
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 6:26 am
shuki582 He's also thrown his baton at people before xd (not on purpose. He gets a little too into the music if you know what I mean xp ). I can't count all the times i was almost hit with the baton in middle school...
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 4:42 pm
Something along the lines of "Buttcheeks flapping in the wind..."
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 5:39 pm
my band directorS (multiple ) recorded one night CLUCKING in four part harmony "mr. sandman" and it was hilarious to hear
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 7:52 am
*On stage before a performance*
"Stop laughing. Stop it. Martin, you too. Hey! Stopit!"
*During rehersal*
"Wait, we can't start yet, Jon's gotta lube up his sackbut."
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 8:02 am
Our teacher uses sodas and animals as our beats like she will go.... doctor pepper pepsi coke... 1 2 3 4....
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 11:58 am
Yesterday on our way to Wonderland...
Lili (clarinet): Are you going on any rides, Ms.?
BD: Not with you!
xd dry...
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