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Impish Desires

PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:52 am


Gamer Girl Dusty
amandarose
midnite_rain
Granted - they all cease to be assholes and give you the schedule for school. BUT - instead of being assholes they have now become the extreme opposite. They are so sweet and accomodating that you are driven insane by their incesent smiling and happiness. As a result you become a business major in attempt to piss them off and end up right back where you started - with everyone at work being assholes and not giving you the schedule for school.

I wish that all the rain drops were lemon drops and gumdrops!
granted but you become severly obese from eating "rain"

i wish everything would asplode.


granted. everything just asploded. damn it. now that means no more potato secks crying


i wish the potato secks was baaack!

Granted, but you are plagued the next day since you crave baked potato

I wish that I wasn't sick
PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:56 am


granted

but now everyone else is. so you have no choice but to lock yourself in your room for fear of contracting the bubonic plague.

that's been going around lately.



i wish for a really cool weapon on gaia so that when people piss me off i can pull out a giant ax and slice off their spleen mrgreen

Malice D Blackhart


Impish Desires

PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:59 am


Gamer Girl Dusty
granted

but now everyone else is. so you have no choice but to lock yourself in your room for fear of contracting the bubonic plague.

that's been going around lately.



i wish for a really cool weapon on gaia so that when people piss me off i can pull out a giant ax and slice off their spleen mrgreen


granted but you get a papercut

I wish school started later
PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:03 am


Tarrien
Gamer Girl Dusty
granted

but now everyone else is. so you have no choice but to lock yourself in your room for fear of contracting the bubonic plague.

that's been going around lately.



i wish for a really cool weapon on gaia so that when people piss me off i can pull out a giant ax and slice off their spleen mrgreen


granted but you get a papercut

I wish school started later



woot! their spleen for a papercut! not a bad price at all mrgreen


granted. now it starts so late though, that really, it's just starting early.

Malice D Blackhart


Impish Desires

PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:08 am


I wish I could see your new wish.... So I could someway grant it.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:14 am


granted.

turns out that it was a really stupid one though. and you just wasted 30 seconds of your life by typing a responce to it. though i saved your life by not wishing one because if i had you would have gotten a cramp in your pinky from typing and died.


i wish for freedom

Malice D Blackhart


Impish Desires

PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:16 am


Wow, thank you! eek I owe my life to you now.

Granted, you get to do whatever you want but everyone else is stuck in their old ways

I wish mittens werent slippery
PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:18 am


Tarrien
Wow, thank you! eek I owe my life to you now.

Granted, you get to do whatever you want but everyone else is stuck in their old ways

I wish mittens werent slippery


how is this any different from a regular day stare


granted. now they're so sticky though that you cant touch anything or you EXPLODE INTO A FIREY BALL OF DEAAAATH

i wish i didnt have to edit this post to put in a wish XD

Malice D Blackhart


Impish Desires

PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:21 am


Gamer Girl Dusty
Tarrien
Wow, thank you! eek I owe my life to you now.

Granted, you get to do whatever you want but everyone else is stuck in their old ways

I wish mittens werent slippery


how is this any different from a regular day stare


granted. now they're so sticky though that you cant touch anything or you EXPLODE INTO A FIREY BALL OF DEAAAATH

i wish i didnt have to edit this post to put in a wish XD

You dont get penalized for it.

Granted, but...umm...there is no bad outcome?

I wish Parents werent so overprotective these days.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:38 am


Tarrien
Gamer Girl Dusty
Tarrien
Wow, thank you! eek I owe my life to you now.

Granted, you get to do whatever you want but everyone else is stuck in their old ways

I wish mittens werent slippery


how is this any different from a regular day stare


granted. now they're so sticky though that you cant touch anything or you EXPLODE INTO A FIREY BALL OF DEAAAATH

i wish i didnt have to edit this post to put in a wish XD

You dont get penalized for it.

Granted, but...umm...there is no bad outcome?

I wish Parents werent so overprotective these days.
granted they let you do whatever you want and you promptly become a crack whore to be pimped out by dusty.

i wish my cat wasn't so damned stinky and refusing to take a bath.

amandarose


Malice D Blackhart

PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:47 am


granted. now your dog is damned stinky and refusing to take a bath.


i wish business wasn't so slow today out here on the corner lol
PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:51 am


Gamer Girl Dusty
granted. now your dog is damned stinky and refusing to take a bath.


i wish business wasn't so slow today out here on the corner lol
yay i have a stinky dog!

granted but you get gang raped by 8 mexicans who don't pay.

i wish i didn't have to pet sit for these people all week.

amandarose


Malice D Blackhart

PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:54 am


amandarose
Gamer Girl Dusty
granted. now your dog is damned stinky and refusing to take a bath.


i wish business wasn't so slow today out here on the corner lol
yay i have a stinky dog!

granted but you get gang raped by 8 mexicans who don't pay.

i wish i didn't have to pet sit for these people all week.



Granted. They call you and tell you they've moved to Guam. Now you're petsitting for the rest of your life.

And no pay!




Speaking of pay

I wish I didn't have to go and kill all these mexicans again......you'd think they'd have learned the last time...
PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:00 pm


Gamer Girl Dusty
amandarose
Gamer Girl Dusty
granted. now your dog is damned stinky and refusing to take a bath.


i wish business wasn't so slow today out here on the corner lol
yay i have a stinky dog!

granted but you get gang raped by 8 mexicans who don't pay.

i wish i didn't have to pet sit for these people all week.



Granted. They call you and tell you they've moved to Guam. Now you're petsitting for the rest of your life.

And no pay!




Speaking of pay

I wish I didn't have to go and kill all these mexicans again......you'd think they'd have learned the last time...

granted, they get run over by a semi truck not driven by you.

I wish that my ferret would learn to eat more

Impish Desires


Malice D Blackhart

PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:06 pm


granted. he just died of a heart attack because he never exercised and his cholesterol level just got too high. his heart stopped imediately..

oh gawd i wish i didnt just hear keeta pissing in the bathroom right now gonk


my ears.... crying
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