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Westonian

PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:48 pm


Wünderbar! Just make sure that all your official Inquisitorial Accusations are filed properly. Use forms 427-A through 429-F as appropriate, sign where necessary, get them notarized, and place them in the Watcher's Inbox. Please allow six to eight weeks for delivery of Inquisition. No substitutions, exchanges, or refunds. Do not taunt Modly Inquisition. Have a nice day.
PostPosted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 12:04 pm


As Weston surveys the empty basement, he feels a pang of regret for chasing out the newcomers to the Church. The basement has long been a sanctum sanctorum for the most militant members of the Church, but the pie-girl did bring life to these halls.

He sighs and returns to the
Gaia Times, catching up on the interforum crises that threaten to consume the Mods' world.

Westonian


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:01 pm


Also in the shadows of the basement, Kiji contemplates the fate of the Society of Romuel. She and Eternitian have been looking for a while for the old SoR thread, but it seems to have vanished into the deep, dark archives of Gaia due to lack of interest. crying

Things...just aren't as they used to be.
PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 5:22 am


KijiLinn
Also in the shadows of the basement, Kiji contemplates the fate of the Society of Romuel. She and Eternitian have been looking for a while for the old SoR thread, but it seems to have vanished into the deep, dark archives of Gaia due to lack of interest. crying

Things...just aren't as they used to be.


Aw, pizzle! All you guys used to do was mumble and get drunk. Do it here!

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Deep Vermillion
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 11:01 am


KijiLinn
Also in the shadows of the basement, Kiji contemplates the fate of the Society of Romuel. She and Eternitian have been looking for a while for the old SoR thread, but it seems to have vanished into the deep, dark archives of Gaia due to lack of interest. crying

Things...just aren't as they used to be.
Pst. ninja

This is still around. The guild thread seems to be gone, though.
PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 7:10 pm


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Also in the shadows of the basement, Kiji contemplates the fate of the Society of Romuel. She and Eternitian have been looking for a while for the old SoR thread, but it seems to have vanished into the deep, dark archives of Gaia due to lack of interest. crying

Things...just aren't as they used to be.
Pst. ninja

This is still around. The guild thread seems to be gone, though.


eek

heart heart heart

Hon, you're offically my hero. *cheers*

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Westonian

PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 7:20 pm


Weston mumbles and gets drunk.
PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 8:06 pm


Westonian
Weston mumbles and gets drunk.


Kiji gooses Weston with something large and pointy and wanders away, looking cheerful.

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Moryera

PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 10:27 pm


Moryera flutters down the stairs and attempts to catch the attention of the inebriated Slayer-General. "Mr. West! ...Mr. West!! This is an emergency, there's a threat to the church!"

The petite girl dressed in pale, shimmering gold appears entirely out of place in the dark, foreboding setting of the Basement. Her expression is hard to read in this light. It seems that she's either afraid for her life, or absolutely thrilled to be down here adventuring again. (Knowing Mory, it's probably both.) Once she's sure she has at least PART of Westonian's attention, she continues. "Someone's been stealing offerings to the Mods away from the Church. I know that a friend of mine, a new convert, she got her prize-winning homemade pie stolen! She's about ready to leave the Church because of it! If this stealing goes on, Modists could get a bad name. We could lose potential converts by the dozens. We have to find this pie-stealer and bring them to justice! gonk "
PostPosted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 6:05 am


Gee *sarcastly* Who in their right mind would steal a PIE? I mean, no one here is really into pie that much. Well, besides Ruby that is.

*look of shock*

NO! It couldn't possibly be her!

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 6:31 am


KijiLinn
Westonian
Weston mumbles and gets drunk.


Kiji gooses Weston with something large and pointy and wanders away, looking cheerful.


eek
PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 5:11 pm


Yeeargh! Weston rubs his recently goosed region. I'm up! I'm up!

After listening to Mory's story and Katane's comments, he has a few questions. Let's not be too hasty with judgement. Moryera, who was it that made the pie? I'd like to ask them a few questions.

Weston shucks his robes and dons a suit and fedora. It's investigatin' time!

Westonian


Moryera

PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:22 pm


It was Miss Kiichan---er, Miss Kyoki Marie's pie. I think she's at the schoolhouse right now. You can't miss her, she has fluffy red ears and a bright purple voice. (hehehe) Mory reaches into her emo bag and pulls out a picture of a blonde fox-woman. This is her, she's the one that made the pie.

Thank you for helping, sir, I just can't stand by and let one of our own steal from the Mods themselves...ooh, and nice detective outfit. <3
PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:48 pm


Investigator Katane to the rescue! *looks around with a magnifying glass*

Look! I think I've found a clue:

Kyoki Marie
RubyAshes
Kyoki Marie
Kyoki, her red ears and tail twitching, comes in bearing a box of treats of various types, most of which were from baking with Moryera the day before. Inside are cookies, a pie, some cake, and a very special home-made punkin pie made from -real punkin!- which she made herself. (Using her new blender! :starryeyes smile .

"Lady Mod? I have a question? What are the chances of Lanzer-dono answering an invitation to a private event?" Her eyes are full of shining hope, but also a knowledge that the Mighty Admin probably has no time for a little Gaian such as herself. "I know he's horribly busy, but.... " She trails off, rather embarrassed now for even asking for such a silly reason.


*steals the pie and leaves an "I love Mod" card in it's place*


*stares at Ruby* m-my pie.... my precious homemade pie. I worked so hard on that! *starts to cry*

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Moryera

PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:35 pm


Moryera gasps. This proves it, it has to! She hides behind the veil on her hat and dabs at her eyes with a handkerchief, feeling quite disappointed that a basement such as this has no windows, so no blinds for light to dramatically filter through.

Inspector West, I don't know why I didn't figure it out before! I've seen this pie woman at work. She put banana-cream-bombs under our desks and tried to turn the whole class away from the light of the Mods! She has to be punished...*sniffle* cry
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