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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 6:46 am
Granted. They came in, but inside is just a cordboard cutout of what you wanted to buy.
I wish for Christmas to be here!
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:11 pm
Granted, but your Christmas tree catches on fire burning you entire house down all except for one of your gifts. Merry Christmas!
I wish to not be sick anymore.
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Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:25 am
Ol zhal tlu xunor,jhal dos inbalus alu inbau natha surgery.L' surgery ,jhal biu klew'kin gajak dos alus wund remission,dos tois.
Usstan daewl whol l' nindol nibele orn'la end,ka granted nau uss shlu'ta jivvin nindol nibele wun NHG.
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 3:23 pm
granted but because of misstranslation you wished edward cullen would rape you
I wish i had a button
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 5:02 pm
Very well granted, but you get a button ,but it's lodge in your throat. You are unable to swallow or get it out.You try to make your self throw up ,but it only get worse ,now it's brakes.The shards rip into your throat , causes internal bleeding your lungs fill with blood , you suffocate,and you die.
I wish that my wishes can nolonger be corrupted no matter what.
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 5:14 pm
((A little violent there))Granted, now the game is over and everyone is mad at you for ending it. They sneak into your house and kill you while you're sleeping. I wish I could stay with my dad...
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:13 pm
granted as you command, you see your father walk toward you with a smile on his face.You run excitement to see him,youwant to give him a hug.You are so close that you notice while he's smiling a red tear comes out his eye.You then stop running and start looking at him.You then notice he has a gun in his hand.His hand is shaking,but he is still smiling ,,looking at you like a deer caught in car's light.His shaking hand put the gun to his head.You reach out your hand,try to make him stop,but he does'nt listen.Blood and tears cover your face he lays in your arms dead.I then appear and move behind you i show you my right hand i have a marionette in my hand,the string reach out and connect to your fathers limbs.I killed him, then i disappear you then see his teeth start glowing in a rainbow of colors.You look at them in disturbance.Thety then stop glowing you then know what has happed, simultaneously he explodes in your arms. Killing you with him.Smoke surrond the area of your explosion limb and organs are everywhere.i appear again next to your heart and eat it."You ruined my wish, thus i corrupt your completely."
I wish that whoever grant tis wish will be unable to make a wish.
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Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 11:03 pm
granted they didnt post and left so i got it and you said the so it applyed to the first persone only.
i wish all barbies would spontaniously combust
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:08 am
Granted, you catch on fire as well, you must be a homo version of barbie.
i wish that the next person is unable to wish,instead are hit by lighting that cannot be corupted or evaded.
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:46 pm
Lord Velakar Granted, you catch on fire as well, you must be a homo version of barbie. i wish that the next person is unable to wish,instead are hit by lighting that cannot be corupted or evaded. granted but unfortunally i have a time machine and and i go back and evade your wish and it does not apply to me so that it bounces back and applies to you instead. i wish for a ice cream cone that can not be melted by heat but that still could be eaten.
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:31 pm
Granted, you now have ice cream that melts when it's cold but one day you forget and put it in the freezer. Now it's melted! eek
I wish I didn't have to go to work tonight.
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:02 pm
Granted you have to go to hospitle instead because you fractured your spine and are now paralised
I wish my briefcase was full of choclate
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Kapatheona Mataharie Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:52 pm
Granted, but it is melted all over some very important papers that you had in your brief case.
I wish that I had all the manga that I want to read.
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:48 pm
granted but your blind (i dont have important papers in it only the last of my christmas choclate) i wish my avi had robot legs
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 3:43 pm
Very well but for the operation to tranfer your legs i cut off your real legs and you bleed to death before i can give you the mechanical legs.
I wish for the ladies in town hall to fight me in my lair, if this wish is corrupt or says i get defeat in in way or form that person is eaten by my archdemon soldiers.
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