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 Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:02 pm
Rotti: GET IN MAI BELLEH.
Nathan: I don't believe I can do that, Sir.
Luigi: GET IN MAI PANTS.
Pavi: It's-a nice and-a warm in-a here. >w> -Lives in his pants.-
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Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:53 pm
Magical Shovel Yuna Ayanami Pavi: I'm a VIRGIN! Luigi: o0;; Amber: So am I!!! Luigi: Who the f*** drugged my coffee?!?! I choked on my nectarine. EPIC. xD Well thankyas! And can I just say I <3 you? Seriously. [/lurker]
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Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:17 pm
All of the posts before this get eternal and forever win!
*throws lifetime supply of Zydrate and prepares to throw GraveRobber but thinks better and takes him back to her house*
Anyways!.....
Rotti: PHAROAH SPEAKS!
Luigi and Pavi: By the power of Ra!
This one was inspired by the Trojan condom commercial!:
Announcer*Z-ed out girl voice* : I can't feel nothin' at all....
And you are amazin'ly magical Shovel!
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:18 am
To Yuna Ayanami- xD Haha. Thank-you! Yay a lurker! owo Ilymoar.
Thank-you mighty sqwarrior.
Repo Man/Nate: -In his Repo suit, waves his knife- Come down and face me like a man!
Edward....: -In a tree, clings to brain- Sparkle?
LOL AT tHE TROJAN. xD
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:11 am
Amber: I think I'm going to check myself into rehab...
eek
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:03 pm
Grverobber: Amber, I'm cutting you off.
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:02 pm
Rotti: -Stands on his desk.- I HAVE THE POWER. *-*
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:37 pm
Nathan: -hands Shilo a straight razor- Here, play with this!
Oh wait....
-__-;;
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:22 pm
Yuna Ayanami Nathan: -hands Shilo a straight razor- Here, play with this!
Oh wait....
-__-;; Shilo: ... -Takes the razor- OMG MY LIFE SUX. I'M BALD. I HAS NO HAIRZ. AND MY MOM GAVE ME THIS WEIRD DISEASE. And the medicine Dad gives me smells funny! Then I pass out and wake up and I don't know what happened! -Sobs- OMG IM SO EMO. I HATE MY LIFE. -Cut, cut, cut.- surGEN on Television: Now remember! You don't cut across the street, you go down the road!
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:06 pm
Magical Shovel Yuna Ayanami Nathan: -hands Shilo a straight razor- Here, play with this!
Oh wait....
-__-;; Shilo: ... -Takes the razor- OMG MY LIFE SUX. I'M BALD. I HAS NO HAIRZ. AND MY MOM GAVE ME THIS WEIRD DISEASE. And the medicine Dad gives me smells funny! Then I pass out and wake up and I don't know what happened! -Sobs- OMG IM SO EMO. I HATE MY LIFE. -Cut, cut, cut.- surGEN on Television: Now remember! You don't cut across the street, you go down the road! Your friends at GeneCo would like to remind you that being Emo doesn't have to be all pain and angst! Ask a GENtern if Zydrate is right for you today!
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:22 pm
Rotti's Henchgirl 1: Do you ever wonder what it's like to have a real life? You know, with friends?
Rotti's Henchgirl 2: That's dangerous thinking...
Rotti's Henchgirl 1: I know, but...-REPLACED-
Rotti's Henchgirl 1 3: You're right, what was I thinking? -cocks gun-
Rotti's Henchgirl 2: o0;;
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:17 pm
Well thank you Magical Shovel Sir!
Hm...let me think.....
Pavi: To-a the beach-a!!!
*is wearing a glittery speedo and running towards Blind Mags car*
Luigi: YAY!!! I can find shells and put them i my water animal sanctuary to save them!
*wears the old fashioned bathing suit that Sweeney Todd wears in 'By The Sea' in Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street while prancing like a dork to the car*
GraveRobber: YAY! WATER!
*runs to the car also and hugs Pavi close*
Nathan: What the ********?
*shrugs and joins them*
(sorry for the 'what the feckery')
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:00 pm
Rotti: What the dickens!?
The Driver Who Drives Around The Largos: ...You know they're doing something back there. I bet it's Largocest. I still never did find out if Pavi and Luigi were having an incestuous relationship... Scandalous.
Amber: OHAYGAIZ. IMA EAT SUM BURGERZ. YUM-O!
Scalpel Slut: ...Porn.
GraveRobber: So, b***h, yer paying me with porn?
Scalpel Sluts: Porn. Porn. Porn. Porn.
GraveRobber: What the hell!? They're like those seagulls from Nemo.
Scalpel Sluts: MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE.
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:10 pm
*driver finally pulls up to the beach*
Driver: Thank god I don't have to listen to that incestous porn anymore! hehe I rhymed!
*Pavi,GraveRobber, and Luigi run out of the limo screaming while holding hands and prancing about like fairies*
GraveRobber:Yo' look oveh here Sexy Pavi! Id's lik a crab lobsteh thinga ma jig!
Luigi: OMGZ I MUST SAVES IT!!!!
*luigi attempts to capture it when Pavi tries to take it back*
Pavi: NOOOO It's-a my crab-a lobster thing-a!
*rips it out of Luigi's grasp*
Pavi:YAYZ! A new-a face!
*attempts to slice off the poor creatures face*
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:18 pm
Magical Shovel The Driver Who Drives Around The Largos: ... You know they're doing something back there. I bet it's Largocest. I still never did find out if Pavi and Luigi were having an incestuous relationship... Scandalous.The Pepsi burning my sinuses was TOTALLY worth this. WIN.
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