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Isa-sama

PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:23 pm


Sesshie143 (1:10:08 AM): For P:E exit strategies. 1) the door 2) the window 3) use the furniture to break down a wall 4) eat him
matriximposter14 (1:10:14 AM):
matriximposter14 (1:10:30 AM): 5) BLADEY-ARM THROUGH THE WALLS
matriximposter14 (1:10:58 AM): 6) Tie him up and... wait a second!
matriximposter14 (1:11:03 AM): 7) Err....
matriximposter14 (1:11:11 AM): cool Absolutely nothing sexual
matriximposter14 (1:11:28 AM): 9) Scratch out options 6-9
Sesshie143 (1:11:46 AM): 10) do something absolutely sexual but not with the man
matriximposter14 (1:11:55 AM): 11) Make a joke about how 6-9 is like 69... hehe.
matriximposter14 (1:12:14 AM): 12) Realize the maturity level is steadily declining and cease this nonsense!
Sesshie143 (1:12:31 AM): 13) Realize that if Venom were here, this would never stop
matriximposter14 (1:12:49 AM): 14) Never let Venom get involved.
Sesshie143 (1:12:57 AM): 15) Ever.
matriximposter14 (1:13:14 AM): 16) Except maybe for #10.
Sesshie143 (1:13:52 AM): 17) And maybe combining # 6 and #10.
matriximposter14 (1:14:53 AM): 1 cool Combine the two in #18: force man to suffer the uncomfortable state of things that would arise from watching.
Sesshie143 (1:16:23 AM): 19) Refer to #18 but substituting Bayer instead of man.
matriximposter14 is available 1:16 am
matriximposter14 (1:17:21 AM): 20) Realize we probably have forced the internet to create lesbian fanfics.
Sesshie143 (1:18:22 AM): 21) Realize that we did not probably force the internet to do anything it wouldn't have done if left on its own.
matriximposter14 (1:20:36 AM): 22) Realize "WOULD HAVE" was the operative phrase there, and that simply by discussing it frequently and inadvertently mentioning Rule #32 of the Internet we have probably birthed it earlier than would have happened otherwise.
Sesshie143 (1:21:38 AM): 23) Realize that it is time to post this in the IM Thread
matriximposter14 (1:21:53 AM): You. Read. My. MIND.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:49 pm


TheRealSirBayer (2:43:41 PM): If I say weird things, it's not my fault
TheRealSirBayer (2:43:47 PM): you magnificent b***h

---LATER---

Sesshie143 (2:44:52 PM): So I'm a magnificent b***h?
TheRealSirBayer (2:45:11 PM): Sexy, too
Sesshie143 (2:45:24 PM): I'm not sure whether that's the most complimentary insult or most insulting compliment I've ever heard.

Isa-sama


Venom3001

PostPosted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:48 pm


Quote:
(4:15:50 PM) NightmareDream14: Today's my birthday, tell me how awesome I am.
(4:18:45 PM) SiberDrac: You are so awesome that the seven suns of the seven heavens pale in comparison
(4:21:54 PM) SiberDrac: Your birthday is my holiday. The only one that matters.
(4:22:02 PM) SiberDrac: Entire governmental bodies
(4:22:05 PM) SiberDrac: weep
(4:22:08 PM) SiberDrac: on your birthday.


Quote:
(4:15:47 PM) NightmareDream14: Today's my birthday, tell me how awesome I am.
(4:15:54 PM) matriximposter14: VENOM
(4:16:02 PM) matriximposter14: HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU HOW AWESOME YOU ARE?
(4:16:06 PM) matriximposter14: BECAUSE YOU'RE AWESOME.
(4:16:10 PM) NightmareDream14: WHY THANK YOU
(4:16:11 PM) matriximposter14: I mean, LOOK AT 27!
(4:16:18 PM) matriximposter14: And Elizabeth!
(4:16:27 PM) matriximposter14: And Riding the End!
(4:16:31 PM) matriximposter14: And stuff!
(4:16:33 PM) NightmareDream14: AND ANATOLY NOT THAT YOU'RE IN BLAZER DRIVE AND NOT THAT JOE IS LIKE EVER GOING TO UPDATE IT


Quote:
(4:37:47 PM) grahzny slovo: So what're you up to currently?
(4:38:04 PM) NightmareDream14: Being frigid in a manner most fiendish.
(4:39:56 PM) grahzny slovo: You're... withholding sex from somebody? The Lysistrata Gambit?
(4:40:13 PM) NightmareDream14: Alternatively, I'm chillin' like a villain.
(4:40:20 PM) grahzny slovo: Oh.
(4:40:26 PM) NightmareDream14: Good try though
(4:41:04 PM) grahzny slovo: So are you preparing for world domination then? With wacky minions and retrotech?
(4:42:07 PM) NightmareDream14: Is there some other way I wasn't aware of?
(4:42:33 PM) grahzny slovo: Not if you're doing it right, no.
(4:43:36 PM) NightmareDream14: Okay. Just checking.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:58 pm


The saga continues!

Quote:
(9:49:35 PM) NightmareDream14: TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY, TELL ME HOW AWESOME I AM
(9:49:46 PM) IRL friend 1: SO AWESOME
(9:49:51 PM) IRL friend 1: THAT LIKE
(9:49:54 PM) IRL friend 1: BIRDS
(9:50:00 PM) IRL friend 1: TURN INTO 10 TIGERS


Quote:
(9:47:32 PM) NightmareDream14: TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY, TELL ME HOW AWESOME I AM
(9:47:57 PM) Sesshie143: YOU ARE AN AWESOME GEEZER TODAY!
(9:48:08 PM) Sesshie143: CONGRATULATIONS ON JOINING THE "CLOSER TO DEATH" CLUB!
(9:48:10 PM) Sesshie143: HOW DO YOU FEEL?
(9:48:29 PM) NightmareDream14: WRINKLY
(9:48:34 PM) NightmareDream14: MY BACK HURTS
(9:48:38 PM) NightmareDream14: I THINK I BROKE MY HIP
(9:48:47 PM) Sesshie143: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
(9:48:55 PM) Sesshie143: DID YOU JUST SAY YOU BROKE YOUR LIP?
(9:48:58 PM) NightmareDream14: TALK LOUDER, I CAN'T HEAR YOU
(9:49:01 PM) Sesshie143: WHAT?
(9:49:01 PM) NightmareDream14: DID YOU BREAK YOUR HIP TOO?
(9:49:14 PM) Sesshie143: I BROKE MY WHAT?
(9:49:18 PM) Sesshie143: SPEAK UP!
(9:49:24 PM) NightmareDream14: YOU BROKE YOUR SPEAKERS?
(9:50:05 PM) Sesshie143: **checked speakers before you screamed your last line**
(9:50:10 PM) Sesshie143: AHHHHH!
(9:50:15 PM) Sesshie143: YOU JUST BROKE MY EARS!
(9:50:44 PM) Sesshie143: ALZHEIMERS PREVENTED ME FROM REMEMBERING MY SPEAKERS WERE OFF.
(9:51:03 PM) NightmareDream14: AH HA HA
(9:51:07 PM) NightmareDream14: I MAY HAVE ALZHEIMER'S
(9:51:11 PM) NightmareDream14: BUT AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE ALZHEIMER'S
(9:51:14 PM) Sesshie143: WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?
(9:51:18 PM) NightmareDream14: I'M NOT SURE
(9:51:26 PM) Sesshie143: LET'S CALL YOU BOB
(9:51:37 PM) Sesshie143: BETTER YET, LET'S CALL YOU ALEX
(9:51:42 PM) NightmareDream14: OKAY
(9:51:49 PM) NightmareDream14: WE'LL CALL YOU CARL
(9:51:50 PM) Sesshie143: ALEX THE GEEZER WITH ALZHEIMER'S
(9:51:57 PM) Sesshie143: OKAY
(9:52:04 PM) NightmareDream14: LET'S GO WITH THAT
(9:52:16 PM) Sesshie143: WHAT?
(9:52:20 PM) Sesshie143: WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?
(9:52:51 PM) NightmareDream14: I DON'T KNOW
(9:52:55 PM) NightmareDream14: DID YOU BREAK MY HIP?
(9:53:05 PM) Sesshie143: ((sidenote: Waka Waka by Shakira is an amazing song))
(9:53:10 PM) Sesshie143: I BROKE YOUR WHAT?
(9:53:37 PM) Offering to send BLINDMOWING.gif to Sesshie143
(9:53:51 PM) Sesshie143 cancelled the transfer of BLINDMOWING.gif
(9:53:59 PM) Sesshie143: WHAT'S THIS CONTRAPTION?
(9:54:16 PM) Sesshie143: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS THING CALLED .GIF
(9:54:21 PM) NightmareDream14: http://i997.photobucket.com/albums/af97/Calhoun34723/spinny.gif
(9:55:33 PM) Sesshie143: DID A YOUNG'UN SHOW YOU THAT?
(9:55:46 PM) NightmareDream14: I THINK IT'S AN INTERNET

Venom3001


Jokerman-EXE

PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:51 pm


[23:51] lily564a: Bayer doesn't think you're sexy
[23:51] jokermanexe: What a b*****d
[23:51] lily564a: I know right
PostPosted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 11:54 am


[00:38] lily564a: Heretic!
[00:39] Venom: Disbeliever!
[00:39] lily564a: Anthropizer!
[00:39] Venom: Blasphemer!
[00:40] lily564a: Lethargist!
[00:40] Venom: Heathen!
[00:40] lily564a: Distributor of STDs!
[00:41] Venom: Distributor of child pornography!
[00:41] lily564a: no no, I distribute strange pornography
[00:43] lily564a: I have posted Pebble
[00:44] Venom: Gonna play Ues at all ever?
[00:44] lily564a: I'm considering selling her
[00:45] lily564a: Isa is too busy, but maybe someone else
[00:45] Venom: Selling... her?
[00:46] lily564a: she's a perfectly fine character, just not for me at this point in my life
[00:47] lily564a: Bayer could probably pull off the personality, but I'm not comfortable with him playing female characters
[00:48] Venom: That's an awful thought.
[00:48] lily564a: especially my female characters

lily564a


Jokerman-EXE

PostPosted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:59 pm


[22:57] Sesshie143: Oh Joe.
[22:58] jokermanexe: I get that a lot.
[22:58] jokermanexe: Only much louder
[22:58] jokermanexe: And faster
[22:58] jokermanexe: More out of breath
[22:58] jokermanexe: Usually pretty high-pitched.
[22:58] jokermanexe: Anyway, what were you saying?
PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 5:25 pm


(Flibbisk=Bayer)
[12:04] Meebo Message: Flibbisk is online
[13:54] Flibbisk: LILY
[13:54] Flibbisk: WHY AREN'T YOU SIBER
[13:54] Flibbisk: OR VENOM
[13:54] Flibbisk: WHY
[13:54] Flibbisk: WHY
[13:54] Flibbisk: WHY
[13:54] Flibbisk: WHY
[13:54] Flibbisk: WHY
[13:54] Flibbisk: WHY
[13:54] Flibbisk: WHY
[13:54] Flibbisk: WHY
[13:54] lily564a: because I have a v****a
[13:54] Flibbisk: Oh.
[13:54] Flibbisk: Well, okay.
[13:54] Flibbisk: That sure answers my question.
[14:33] Meebo Message: Flibbisk is offline
...
...
[19:35] Meebo Message: Flibbisk is online
[19:36] Flibbisk: You are still Siber
[19:36] Flibbisk: not Siber*
[19:36] Flibbisk: :I
[20:07] lily564a: because I still have a v****a
[20:08] Flibbisk: Oh.

lily564a


Dreamshell

PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:06 pm


TheRealSirBayer 12:41 am
(12:41:39 AM): It's not.
(12:41:43 AM): But that doesn't mean I'm disappoint.
(12:41:50 AM): not disappoint.*
grahzny slovo 12:42 am
(12:42:20 AM): You are disappoint, I assure you, Bayer.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:34 pm


(10:28:42 PM) NightmareDream14: He BayBay, what's your opinion of pearl necklaces?
(10:28:48 PM) grahzny slovo: XD
(10:28:51 PM) Sesshie143: XD
(10:28:56 PM) JokermanEXE: XD
(10:28:59 PM) NightmareDream14: Do you like them? Would you wear one?
(10:29:03 PM) TheRealSirBayer: No.
(10:29:06 PM) TheRealSirBayer: Jewelry is for girls.
(10:29:10 PM) TheRealSirBayer: All... jewelry.
(10:29:14 PM) TheRealSirBayer: Even butt jewelry.
(10:29:18 PM) JokermanEXE: Dude
(10:29:19 PM) JokermanEXE: What?
(10:29:20 PM) JokermanEXE: That's weird
(10:29:22 PM) Sesshie143: What about daisy chains?
(10:29:22 PM) NightmareDream14: Even c**k jewelry?
(10:29:27 PM) TheRealSirBayer: Yes, that is also for girls
(10:29:28 PM) grahzny slovo: XD
(10:29:30 PM) JokermanEXE: c**k RINGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(10:29:32 PM) TheRealSirBayer: The disgusting ones
(10:29:37 PM) TheRealSirBayer: Who only exist in fiction
(10:29:42 PM) TheRealSirBayer: And should be beaten to death with their own dongs
(10:29:47 PM) JokermanEXE: Dude
(10:29:48 PM) JokermanEXE: WHAT
(10:30:03 PM) TheRealSirBayer: And that is all I have to say about that.
(10:30:04 PM) NightmareDream14: Bayer, answer Isa's question
(10:30:08 PM) JokermanEXE: My girlfriend just asked me if we can buy a hooker for a threesome.
(10:30:08 PM) TheRealSirBayer: Hold on while I put some dishes int he dish-washer.
(10:30:11 PM) JokermanEXE: I AM IN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
(10:30:17 PM) TheRealSirBayer: I am pretty sure daisy chains are also for girls?
(10:30:23 PM) grahzny slovo: Is that a euphemism, Isa?
(10:30:26 PM) NightmareDream14: I think BayBay's referring to the time I tried to get him to look at danbooru's futanari pool
(10:30:50 PM) grahzny slovo: Bayer is the least sexually educated human being evar.

Venom3001


SirBayer

PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:36 pm


10:34:19 PM grahznyslovo: What's that gay werefox or whatever he had?
10:34:31 PM jokermanexe: Yes
10:34:31 PM therealsirbayer: I'm so lost now
10:34:31 PM jokermanexe: That
10:34:34 PM jokermanexe: Me too
10:34:35 PM nightmaredream14: Ehhh?
10:34:38 PM jokermanexe: What are you talking about, Shell?
10:34:39 PM sesshie143: Huh?
PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:42 pm


lily564a: hey, I have an idea, but I don't know what it is, any ideas how I can figure it out?
Jokerman-EXE: Drugs.
lily564a: any Good ideas?
Jokerman-EXE: More drugs.
lily564a: any legal ideas?
Jokerman-EXE: Legal drugs?

Jokerman-EXE


lily564a

PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:15 am


[03:47] Jokerman: You never told me.
[03:48] lily564a: yes
[03:48] lily564a: yes I did
[03:48] Jokerman: What!
[03:48] lily564a: you're the only one who's on regularly
[03:48] lily564a: I talk to you most!
[03:48] lily564a: aside from flibs, and that's more a sibling relationship
[03:48] Jokerman: Ha
[03:48] Jokerman: Okay.
[03:49] Jokerman: Well
[03:49] Jokerman: I guess I was some kind of wasted when you told me
[03:49] Jokerman: Because I don't remember
[03:49] lily564a: you're a terrible person
[03:49] lily564a: like, on a scale from one to hitler, you're a four
[03:50] Jokerman: So I'm told.
[03:50] Jokerman: That's not too bad.
[03:50] lily564a: depends
PostPosted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:36 pm


(3:32:03 PM) NightmareDream14: "It's good to meet girls in the park, but it's better to park meat in the girls."
(3:32:13 PM) TheRealSirBayer: ...where did you get that
(3:32:16 PM) TheRealSirBayer: WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS

Venom3001


Venom3001

PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:03 pm


(7:00:32 PM) TheRealSirBayer: Okay, I know child soldiers are ******** up kids
(7:00:34 PM) TheRealSirBayer: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://student.ccbcmd.edu/cbc/images/cbc_childsold1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://student.ccbcmd.edu/cbc/cbc09_childsold.html&usg=__JiVaqkyYF6OG5oHU3Op3eCTXKXM=&h=326&w=450&sz=39&hl=en&start=0&tbnid=yPn6cV4WAjNvrM:&tbnh=134&tbnw=186&prev=/images?q=soldier&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=606&gbv=2&tbs=isch:1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=129&vpy=268&dur=3283&hovh=191&hovw=264&tx=201&ty=134&ei=sVVjTIiOOp-c4Abysb3xCQ&oei=sVVjTIiOOp-c4Abysb3xCQ&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:0
(7:00:36 PM) TheRealSirBayer: BUT THIS IS BADASS
(7:00:40 PM) TheRealSirBayer: LOOK AT THAT LITTLE KID HOLDING THAT RIFLE
(7:00:49 PM) TheRealSirBayer: I WANT TO BE THAT LITTLE KID HOLDING THAT RIFLE. Minus... the... you know, trauma.
(7:01:07 PM) NightmareDream14: ...
(7:01:21 PM) TheRealSirBayer: Don't you? DON'T YOU? Why wouldn't anybody let me hold a gun when I was that young? :<
(7:01:30 PM) NightmareDream14: I think he only has three fingers on his left hand
(7:01:43 PM) TheRealSirBayer: ...:<
(7:02:01 PM) TheRealSirBayer: That... wow, okay.
(7:02:20 PM) NightmareDream14: Yeah.
(7:02:29 PM) TheRealSirBayer: *sigh*
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