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 Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:55 am
BLASTEN PASTYAH OH s**t OH s**t...... A2M/GAPE MURDER/SUICIDE??? DON'T SPOIL THESE YUNGENZ. chix. SIGH. my gf and i had a ******** last week and I forgot to clean up before i left for my trip. ninja I found a bag of used condoms next to my bed. ...... ninja then last night while i was on the shitter letting out my seven piece shrimp and chips she sent me a text saying she was PREGGERZ. I believed her for a few minutes. I started to freak out since I signed loan papers for school just hours before. ....I'm pretty sure she was just joking though. pirate It sucks to leave someone behind. always.
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 11:06 am
But when it comes to the preggorz, there can only be one.
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:40 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:23 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 6:36 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 7:17 pm
I actually know a guy who is too large for his girlfriend's vagoo so he has to ******** her in the buttz.
You know you're awesome when a**l is your only option.
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Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:22 pm
The Best Color I actually know a guy who is too large for his girlfriend's vagoo so he has to ******** her in the buttz. You know you're awesome when a**l is your only option. WHAT. maaan. I've never gone in the booty. she freaks out.
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:50 am
BLASTEN PASTYAH The Best Color I actually know a guy who is too large for his girlfriend's vagoo so he has to ******** her in the buttz. You know you're awesome when a**l is your only option. WHAT. maaan. I've never gone in the booty. she freaks out. Yeah. He's like 10" and she's 5'0" and Asian. So you know every thrust would be like a hole in her spleen or something. "OH GOD THE SEX IS SO GREAT MY SPLEEN IS ORGASMING BLOOOOOODDDD! GARGHHH!"
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:45 am
The Best Color BLASTEN PASTYAH The Best Color I actually know a guy who is too large for his girlfriend's vagoo so he has to ******** her in the buttz. You know you're awesome when a**l is your only option. WHAT. maaan. I've never gone in the booty. she freaks out. Yeah. He's like 10" and she's 5'0" and Asian. So you know every thrust would be like a hole in her spleen or something. "OH GOD THE SEX IS SO GREAT MY SPLEEN IS ORGASMING BLOOOOOODDDD! GARGHHH!" This story sounds teh fishies.
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:47 pm
DolphinizedTuna The Best Color BLASTEN PASTYAH The Best Color I actually know a guy who is too large for his girlfriend's vagoo so he has to f**k her in the buttz. You know you're awesome when a**l is your only option. WHAT. maaan. I've never gone in the booty. she freaks out. Yeah. He's like 10" and she's 5'0" and Asian. So you know every thrust would be like a hole in her spleen or something. "OH GOD THE SEX IS SO GREAT MY SPLEEN IS ORGASMING BLOOOOOODDDD! GARGHHH!" This story sounds teh fishies. Yes it does.
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 2:14 am
crying
this.sucks.
MAYBE IT'S JUST THE BOOZE.
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 9:44 am
BLASTEN PASTYAH crying this.sucks. MAYBE IT'S JUST THE BOOZE. Wait. what?
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:15 am
DolphinizedTuna BLASTEN PASTYAH crying this.sucks. MAYBE IT'S JUST THE BOOZE. Wait. what? UHHHHH BOOZE YOU KNOW BEER AND VODKA AND STUFF.
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 12:39 pm
My chick wants me to move to Manchester with her. I might just be crazy enough to do it.
Talking of bed, etc. - I am amazingly on form right now.
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 2:16 pm
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