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 Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 7:29 pm
Vinessa_Valentine Narrator: Well now, isn't this awkward... Alyssa: Alright, so I'll be Ada and I get the grappling hook! Kevin: Awesome! I'm Leon. Lemme go do a back flip off that wall! Yoko: ********! Why do I always have to be Ashley!?
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Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 7:48 pm
I did this one along time ago in the other Caption thread. Just wanted to put the picture up cause I knew I'd seen it before. David in the background made it perfect for me to caption. This doesnt count, just want to reshare this with everyone.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alyssa: right guys, in order to escape this place quicker, we need to split up. Yoko, you're with me. Kevin: Hold on! Theres no way I'm going with David.That guy's no fun and he takes things too literally. David: why the hell am I waiting on these losers...and Kevin said Subway,how was I to know it was the restaurant. Alyssa: well then, Yoko, you go with David. Yoko: I don't want to go with him either...He's kind of creepy... David: she thinks I'm creepy?! well, she's too damn slow for me anyways,and silent...nerd. Alyssa:Well I'm sure as hell not going with him...hmm how to settle this. David: Speaking of Bitches, Alyssa would moan and b***h about everything...Like shes in a permanent state of P. M. S. or something.. Would you three hurry the hell up! I need someone to take this lighter from me so I can get the Keycard and theres a ******** Hunter banging at the door! Yoko: I know! Lets play Rock, Paper, Scissors! Alyssa: ...Alright, the person who loses after three rounds goes with David. David: I said hurry the hell up! All three look at David funny. Alyssa, Kevin, Yoko: Rock, Paper,Scissors, GO! Kevin: ********... Alyssa, Kevin, Yoko: Rock, Paper,Scissors, GO! Alyssa: ..Barf! Alyssa, Kevin, Yoko: Rock, Paper,Scissors, GO! Yoko: oh dear. Alyssa: You know what...to hell with it. Lets all make a run for it as soon as the Hunter beaks down the door. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:46 pm
Hmm... Let's try something different...
Narrator:
"Well now, isn't this awkward... For Kevin today,
He meets his ex, Yoko, while out on a date,
And Yoko, so spiteful, did not hesitate,
Awful things about Kevin, she had to say.
For Kevin, you see, is a man, not too bright,
Burning his bridges, broke up with a fight.
Losing his date, because of Yoko's spite,
Poor Kevin won't be getting any tonight."
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Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:50 am
Narrator: Well now, isn't this awkward... Alyssa has just found out Kevin voted her off the island...
Alyssa: You Beep Beep! How could you?!
Kevin: To be honest...YOU'RE A BEEP b***h...plus you suck at challenges.
Yoko: He has a point...
(God I love the old Survivor...lately it's gone down hill.)
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Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:53 am
Oh hai guys!! Sorry I kinda forgot about this... life's been kind of crazy lately sad
3rd place: StrangerToParadise
2nd place: Alkaizer87
**1st place**: BiohazardExtreme
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Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:01 am
Thank you! Thank you! Alright, let's see what we got... Phone: For English, Press 1.
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Canas Renvall Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:48 pm
Phone: For English, press 1.
Chris: ...Brad? Brad, you need to stop watching that Japanese tentacle hentai. None of us understand you anymore...
(Hehe, double-meaning xd )
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Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:00 am
Phone: For English, press 1.
*beep*
Phone: If you are being attacked by a zombie...Press 1...If you are being attacked by a zombie dog...Press 2...If you are being attacked by a giant plant...Press 3...If you are lost in the middle of a mansion and want to talk to the a*****e pilot that left you here...Press 4
*beep*
Brad's Phone: This is Brad, I'm not available right now...
Chris: ARGH!!!
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Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:21 pm
Phone: For English, Press 1.
*beep*
Phone: If this is a call to Capcom to file a complaint, please be aware that we are no longer Accepting any calls.
Chris: ********...
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Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:07 pm
Phone: For English, Press 1.
*beep*
Phone: To file a complaint to Umbrella, Press 1. To reserve a time for a virus outbreak, Press 2. To talk to Wesker directly, Press 3.
*beep*
Phone: Please hold...
Wesker: Hello, this is Wesker...
Chris: Look I...
Wesker: Ha, psych! I'm not at the phone write now, but please leave your name, telephone, message and I'll call you back. Oh and if it's you Chris, for the last time I haven't seen Jill. I already have enough troubles training Ada to give me head.
Chris: gonk
((Wow I got 2nd place? that's awesome.))
Edit: those subtitles are talking about something about a forest...maybe it talks about some kind of building in the forest, or maybe near a forest.
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Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:15 pm
Haha, yes he says, "Stay away from the forest outside of the mansion." Only the transmission is all broken up.
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Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:14 pm
Reddlemagne-DeWhimsy Phone: For English, Press 1.
*beep*
Phone: If this is a call to Capcom to file a complaint, please be aware that we are no longer Accepting any calls.
Chris: ******** class="clear"> Heh, heh, heh.
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:21 am
The only reason I know what it says is because Japanese Kanji are based off of Chinese characters, and I know that the Japanese "No" means of, or something like that.the three tree/wood characters put together means forest, or somethign related to that.
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Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:44 am
Phone: For English, press 1.
*beep*
*phone rings*
Me: *picks up phone* Hello?
Chris: You're gonna die in 7 days!! scream
*chucks phone*
Me: ...*looks at broken cellphone* gonk crying Curse you, Crank Yankers...!!
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Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:37 am
Hunnigan, before RE4~
Phone: For English, Press 1.
*Beep*
Phone: You have pressed 1. Please hold on while your call is being connected to the nearest operator.
Chris: Hmm...I'm pretty hungry...Wonder if there's any Jill Sandwiches left...I love speaking to myself rhetorically out loud.....Wait, who am I even calling? Title says Hunnigan...Who the hell is that?
Phone (A seductive voice): Hello. You have reached the naughty school girl phone sex hot line. For listings of underage, willing to do anything to pass co-eds, please dial 1. ...And when I say please, I mean PLEASE; We're all craving for you to put you're knowledge inside of us...For listings of local brothels, please dial 2...
Chris: eek ...Well, that's still not nearly as bad as how the series will whore out...Hmm, now I'm really craving Jill Sandwiches...Where is that master of unlocking?
Phone: You have pressed 1. Here are you're listing options: If you want to "do" extra curricular studies with Jill Valentine, please press 1. If you want to...
Chris: eek So THIS is how she get's AIDS and dies...Damn you revealing tombstone!!! Wait, how can you get AIDS over the phone? Ah, F*** it...I blew the joke already...Damn me speaking to myself out loud rhetorically!!!
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