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 Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 11:03 pm
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed,
but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance... ... In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years
of democracy and peace, what did they produce? The cuckoo clock.
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 11:11 pm
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed,
but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance...
Q: WHAT DO TRUMPET PLAYERS USE FOR BIRTH CONTROL?
A: Their personalities.
... In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years
of democracy and peace, what did they produce? The cuckoo clock.
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Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 12:58 am
XoGreen_SkittlesoX My band director is not afraid to curse. And we have a trombone player that is trying to play the Tuba. He's doing ok for only playing for three days but he should go into beginning band. Anyway, we were in the middle of a part where the flutes have the melody and then the Tuba comes in and Mrs. Dixon(BD) says, "Joey! This is a flute solo! This isn't a flute solo with the background sound of two turtle ******** each other!" It's the greatest in there. LOL! That is bad!! XDDD
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Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 12:27 pm
Well, about two weeks ago, our BD let us sit whereever we want for once so their were flutes sitting next to low brass instruments and low brass instruments up in the front with the clarinets. Well, me and a friend just deiced to stay up front (Clarinets) and one of our friends who plays Baritone came up and sat next to my friend. I had my clarinet between my legs because I was holding it, but I was kind of bent over sucking the spit out of it because our BD was working with the trumpets.
The baritone player looks over at me and her eyes get really big and she says "Alice? What are you doing?" I look down at my clarinet and then look back up at her and reply "I am holding my clarinet between my legs and sucking the spit out of it." She blinked once and my other clarinet friends was a fighting a smile. They both started laughing. Ahh, good times good times
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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 1:21 pm
jahooliah Hahah, omigosh. I have too many perverted jokes to pick from, but I guess I'll pick the most recent one. This is hilarious.
So, Matt (a trombone player) held his trombone straight to his, erm, crotch, and yelled "I have a tromboner!" Everyone bursted into laughter and some girls covered their eyes. rofl And then he slid his trombone slide back and forth.... We all knew that he went way too far. xd
=u= eheheheh.... tromboner. Good thing our BD wasn't there. gonk This utterly more hilarious to me because my friend Matt plays trombone, and sadly I can see him doing this... *Shudders* burning_eyes
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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 5:02 pm
If a girl plays a flute, then guy thinks that's hot. If a guy plays a flute, then guys think that is hot.
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 6:07 pm
In cursive writing, Jazz looks like Yazz which inevitably became Yaz, the birth control. As the only girl on the drumline, I looked up and said "I'm the only one here who needs to worry about that." This little 8th grader looked shocked, but everyone else laughed. Good memories!
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 6:18 pm
XxFreya_GoddessxX My band director is not afraid to curse. And we have a trombone player that is trying to play the Tuba. He's doing ok for only playing for three days but he should go into beginning band. Anyway, we were in the middle of a part where the flutes have the melody and then the Tuba comes in and Mrs. Dixon(BD) says, "Joey! This is a flute solo! This isn't a flute solo with the background sound of two turtle ******** each other!" It's the greatest in there. My band director is, like, the exact opposite. He doesn't curse at all. Unless you count "bloody" as a curse word, although in the US it's really not...
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:49 am
The other day my friend was playing his baritone right behind my friend, who was holding her flute. She was holding her flute up to the level of his baritone's bell, and she suddenly yelled, ARE YOU TRYING TO PUT MY FLUTE IN YOUR BARITONE?!?!? of course, that made me crack up. They finally caught on, and my friend's face was beet red!!!
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Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:11 am
Can I suck you co.. I mean clarinet!!!! 4laugh
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:38 pm
Well, this actually happened after I graduated, so just relaying what I heard. But the bd was rehearsing one of the bands and all and apparently they were working on a chord progression and he was asking the low brass to hold out the notes he relayed from the music. The three notes they were practicing? F, A, and G. the band cracked up as he yelled/spelled it out, and now gets pissed if you play those notes.
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 12:53 am
"well, drummers might be able to bang hard, and guitarists can finger really well, but basses can go deeper" ...oh. snap. xD
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 9:25 am
Last summer, I went out to music camp, and during rehearsal, our guest conductor wanted the clarinets to bring out the low notes a bit... So he tells us this:
"Clarinets, I want your to remember this. The lower you go, the harder you blow!" I fought so hard to crack a smile afterwards.
My band at school is often sharp... Sometimes, people aren't sure about their tuning. So our clarinet section leader grins and says: "When in doubt, pull out!"
The flute player sitting next to him says: "Don't be silly! It only works 30 percent of the time!!!" XD
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:03 pm
Our BD told clarinet section if we blow harder, it's going to make him satisfied. Entire band laughed while his face turned red.
Also, during Math, I was talking with another band friend of mine about our circular breathing.
Me: I can blow hard while circular breathing.
Friend: For how long?
Me: About ten seconds.
Then my teacher, who overheard the conversation...
Teacher: *insert my name*, I know that you can blow hard, now could you please focus?!
She said that so entire class to hear and we laughed at that for a while.
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:24 pm
Chivalric Knight In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed,
but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance...
Q: WHAT DO TRUMPET PLAYERS USE FOR BIRTH CONTROL?
A: Their personalities.
... In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years
of democracy and peace, what did they produce? The cuckoo clock.
i can be friends with this guy. anyways, Drums knock on doors, and always have one hand on their wood Trumpets have to always use there tounges And saxophones... do we really need to say anything for that?
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