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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:51 pm
Thomas Neo Anderson Chalda I got my wedding shoes in the mail. They are ... alright. They were horribly horribly overpriced as I ranted about before and I'm not totally happy with them but I'm just going to have to live with it. I think by now you should be resigned to the fact that everything will be overpriced and you will spend a kagillion dollars more than you wanted to, but hey, on the bright side, you can pass down those shoes to your descendants for many generations to come. Yes but $700 for a pair of shoes?? Granted they are custom made but still. The site says they start at $250. And I certainly hope I don't curse my descendants with my terrible feet.
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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:01 pm
Chalda Captain_Sipid_Peabody Chalda Muahaha! Your neighbourhood condom strikes again! Seeing as how you clearly don't mind being a condom, I've hereby decided that henceforth, all condoms will now be known as chaldas. biggrin I'll suggest to men that they always wear a chalda before intercourse, and of course that it's always a good idea to throw away old, used, or worn out chaldas. Sometimes women will attempt to impregnate themselves with used chaldas so therefore you should always put Tabasco sauce in your chalda in order to prevent devious females from doing stupid things. pirate Well see there is a difference between actually being a condom and being dressed as one. But hey if that makes your day then you are welcome to it. All it means is I am no longer a snack food. At least I sure hope not.Perhaps I misunderstood your post, but I could swear you refereed to yourself as a condom when you said "Muahaha! Your neighborhood condom strikes again!" You should have been more specific and said something like, "Muahahah!" Your neighborhood, girl dressed as a condom, strikes again!" Such specifications would lead to less misunderstandings.
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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:11 pm
My apologies. I will try to be clearer in the future.
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:46 pm
I had a dream that there were dinosaurs roaming my neighborhood and I knew they were right outside my house and so I tricked each of my family members into going outside and they were all killed and I then baracaded myself in my house until reinforcements arrived to take care of the dinosaurs. It was amazingly realistic and also it seems like something I would do.
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 9:38 pm
Hm...
Then:
Chaldas=Tasty Snack Food
Now:
Chaldas=Condoms
So therefore:
Chaldas=Tasty Snack Food Condoms?
ninja
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:06 pm
Sensedog Hm... Then: Chaldas=Tasty Snack Food Now: Chaldas=Condoms So therefore: Chaldas=Tasty Snack Food Condoms? ninja O.o
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:00 am
Speaking of condoms, I used to have like a million of them lying around my house somewhere. I wanted to hand them out to the kids at my school that make out in the halls. Haha, it's too bad I never got around to it.
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:09 pm
xLaurelX Speaking of condoms, I used to have like a million of them lying around my house somewhere. I wanted to hand them out to the kids at my school that make out in the halls. Haha, it's too bad I never got around to it.
When I was at the Capitol Hill Block Party at the end of July, they were through handfulls of them into the crowds. Many of which were inflated like balloons and they bounced across the crowd. One of them tapped Built to Spill's Brett Netson on the head, which caused a small jump in his playing.
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:33 pm
Sensedog Hm... Then: Chaldas=Tasty Snack Food Now: Chaldas=Condoms So therefore: Chaldas=Tasty Snack Food Condoms? ninja I think I remember seeing flavored condoms and there's edible underwear, so we're not that far behind. xd
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:42 pm
"If the American people saw true politics, they would be exhausted, appalled, and disturbed."
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 10:12 pm
ButterBalls "If any people saw true politics, they would be exhausted, appalled, and disturbed." Edited as seen fit.
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 10:44 pm
Thomas Neo Anderson ButterBalls "If any people saw true politics, they would be exhausted, appalled, and disturbed." Edited as seen fit. You gotta point.
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:30 am
ButterBalls Thomas Neo Anderson ButterBalls "If any people saw true politics, they would be exhausted, appalled, and disturbed." Edited as seen fit. You gotta dance.Edited as seen fit.
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:57 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:12 pm
I guess I am more tired then I thought...you know the "logout" button next to your gaia gold? I just read that as saying "edit".
Damn, got my hopes up there for a second. Lol
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