[Game] Corrupt Wish Game

[Lucifer Kiss]

And Love Said No...
granted but only because you married an insanely muscled man who would beat anyone up if they were disrespectful to you


i wish i could song well.... xd  

[dragoon_2004]

Grated.....but, only for 5 minutes

I wish walmart didn't suck (stupid work XP)  

[SwirlingDark]

Granted. But now they're so ace that you're needed to work ALL the time cos they're SO busy and you NEVER have ANY free time.

I wish I could get my love of life back.  

[Lucifer Kiss]

And Love Said No...
granted but a giant meteor plummets into the earth and everyone dies, right after you start enjoying life
(i am sorry, can i help? i will be your friend 3nodding ?)


i wish i could have sweeney todd on dvd right now...  

[Little-Lenah]

Granted but you find out the dvd player doesn't work and the closest store that sells Dvd players has run out and is waiting for the next shipment.

I wish it was a snowday  

[SwirlingDark]

Granted. It is now snowday. Every day. And the snow was so heavy that it knocked down all the power lines and blocked every single road. So now you have nothing to do and nowhere to go.

I wish my cat didn't scratch me or my partner.  

[BASS DRIVE]

Granted, but it scratches all your sofas/cushions/bed linen etc into shreds instead.

I wish I had more free time!

 

[Lucifer Kiss]

And Love Said No...
granted but thats only because you are in jail

i wish tomorrow's open house thingy goes well  

[Little-Lenah]

Granted, The open house goes well, but everything else is a disaster for the rest of the week.

I wish i had a pet snake ( xd )  

[Ru Aear]

Granted, but, turns out, its the most poisonous snake on the planet, and... did i just see it go hide under that couch?

I wish I had the ability to do fluent horse-speak and understand it so that my horse would quit being stupid.  

[Carmacao]

Granted, but now you cannot speak any other language!

I wish it wasn't so cold here . . .  

[Little-Lenah]

Granted, but instead, it's boiling hot outside and the A/C doesn't work

I wish I wasn't so blind  

[Ru Aear]

Granted but now you are cannot smell, taste, feel, or hear anything.

I wish the computers in the CAD room werent so scroogy.  

[Lucifer Kiss]

And Love Said No...
granted but thats only because they took out the CAD system and turned it into a high tech computer lab web design coarse


i wish big red didn't eat my mouth alive cry my mouth hurts  

[SwirlingDark]

Granted. It no longer burns your mouth out. The problem is, everything else does.

I wish my depression would go away.