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shadowdragon3141 Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 4:15 pm
well then maybe you should marry her. and that should be godess, not god. just to be nit-picky.
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 4:45 pm
The intenet has funny galore if your not afraid to look for it. The only thing is, there are many things you cannot unsee. Which sucks, because sometimes I want to sandpaper my eyes to get some images out. But, back to the funny: 
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 2:34 pm
Here. I was floating about the internet when I found this. This thing is funny as hell.
10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8 ) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 2:39 pm
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shadowdragon3141 Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:35 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:08 pm
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shadowdragon3141 Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:38 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:31 pm
so what about female ninjas? they don't base their lives around getting laid and if i were a ninja i personally would rather be asassinating people in their sleep in wicked clothing than be surrounded by guys. (considering my views on the sex.ed. world what would i do with them?) and don't say that i'm just me because i bet you there are other people like me with those views!!
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shadowdragon3141 Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:32 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:40 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:45 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:46 pm
methinks its time to take a break from this pirate vs ninja war to laugh at bush.  
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shadowdragon3141 Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:58 pm
On that note, did you guys all hear about that thing where Goerge has been accused of Doing Coccain? In the white house no less. and my cat is sitting on my headphone cords. He's not getting off, so I am relly hunched over right now.
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:04 pm
actually yeah i did
i laughed
teehee
oh yeah and barack obama admitted to smoking pot before
thats why he won the democratic election
X]
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:58 pm
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