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Hey Tech, I see you and your pants are getting along again.
Yes, well, you see, that was also a very strange matter...
Techno: "I say pants, have you learned your lesson?"
Pants: "What are you talking about, learned my lesson? These have been the best hours of my life!"
Techno: "The nerve..."
Pants: "Ha! What nerve? You have no nerve! At least, I could feel any nerves underneath all that damn skin I'm forced to cling against all day long..."
Techno: "You know what... There are so many people who would love to be you..."
Pants: "And I would give anything to trade palces!"
Techno: "That's it! It's drafty and you're going back on whether you like it or not!"
Pants: "Wait! No! I'll apologize! I-"
And then I put my pants back on and muffled him with my muffler....