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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:18 pm
Doreen, I think you should just resort.. he's a madman.
::Grins evilly at Spider again::
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:18 pm
I was minding my own business streaking across the Avengers' lawn when these goddamn animals started dropping out of the trees onto me. It's downright un-American what these filthy, bushy tailed vermin did to me!
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:18 pm
OH, good evening everyo-
gonk
PANTS. scream WHY ARE YOU NOT EQUIPPED WITH ANY??!
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:19 pm
::wonders just how a squirrel dropping onto a naked man could be "un-patriotic" and begins to say something but thinks better of it and sips her beer::
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:19 pm
Professor Hank McCoy OH, good evening everyo-
gonk
PANTS. scream WHY ARE YOU NOT EQUIPPED WITH ANY??! They give me a -2 penalty on dexterity checks.
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:20 pm
*turns and crosses her arms as she looks at the squirrels*
Well? Do you guys have an explanation for why you'd attack a nice elderly gentleman out of the blue like that?
*several of the squirrels' eyes narrow and they all start chattering wildly*
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:22 pm
This is why I told Wally earlier that this is not a "back tie event" realm.
::laughs and goes back to her beer::
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:22 pm
I see Red Squirrels in there. This is a communist plot to undo me, it's more vile than the time Spirow Agnew sent dogs that spit bees after me.
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:24 pm
Interrogations? SERIOUSLY?
But...none of you guys were even ALIVE during the Cuban missile crisis!
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:25 pm
Spider_Jerusalem Professor Hank McCoy OH, good evening everyo-
gonk
PANTS. scream WHY ARE YOU NOT EQUIPPED WITH ANY??! They give me a -2 penalty on dexterity checks. I don't care. You're giving everyone in here a -10 on Being Violently Ill checks. scream For God's sake, man, cover your shame!
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:26 pm
*Notices one of the squirrels holding a small plastic bag with a white powder in it. He tries to snatch it, and gets bitten for his efforts.*
That's my personal property you nut swilling criminal!
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:28 pm
*the squirrel climbs up into the rafters and blows a raspberry at Jerusalem. The rest of the squirrels all charge forward menacingly*
Mister Jerusalem, all of my friends here seem to think that you tipped the Feds on them as being involved in the enrichment of weapons-grade plutonium for North Korea!
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:28 pm
Professor Hank McCoy Spider_Jerusalem Professor Hank McCoy OH, good evening everyo-
gonk
PANTS. scream WHY ARE YOU NOT EQUIPPED WITH ANY??! They give me a -2 penalty on dexterity checks. I don't care. You're giving everyone in here a -10 on Being Violently Ill checks. scream For God's sake, man, cover your shame! My shame died on the floor of a bathroom stall in Studio 54.
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:29 pm
>POP!< Hey, HEY, HEY HEY!
Squirrely! Why the heck are you harassing my camp chef?
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:31 pm
Doreen Green GLI *the squirrel climbs up into the rafters and blows a raspberry at Jerusalem. The rest of the squirrels all charge forward menacingly* Mister Jerusalem, all of my friends here seem to think that you tipped the Feds on them as being involved in the enrichment of weapons-grade plutonium for North Korea! *Breaks the leg off a chair and brandishes it at the furry fiends.*
I caught them stealing yellowcake out of the back of an army truck!
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