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 Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:45 pm
Chris!
Come on over and have a beer with your mother
::laughs::
My doesn't that sound disturbing? I can't believe you're old enough to drink.
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:48 pm
Ms Lois Lane Chris! Come on over and have a beer with your mother ::laughs:: My doesn't that sound disturbing? I can't believe you're old enough to drink. Technically speaking I'm not *grabs a beer*
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:49 pm
Well, with your growth spurts you are. Have a seat and tell me where you've been keeping yourself and what you've been up to.
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:58 pm
*Smashes through the window and rolls around on the floor, covered in squirrels.*
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:02 pm
::Looks up from his paper and Spits his soda all over them::
...no...
Anyone but you..
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:05 pm
*Flings the squirrels off him, tearing chunks out of his own skin in the process.*
Cat! Cat, goddammit! Come get these infernal hellbeasts off of me!
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:06 pm
::raises an eyebrow::
Now I know I didn't drink that much
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:08 pm
::gets hit in the face and he just hisses::
::The squirrel scampers away and Terry grins evilly::
I'LL HELP YOU!
::An Evil glint in his eye and he starts kicking Spider like he is trying to hit the squirrels.. but is purposefully missing and kicking Spider instead::
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:09 pm
*Spider's cat leaps through the window and scatters the squirrels, snapping and growling like a panther. He stumbles to his feet, shoving Terry away and pats himself down for a pack of cigarettes, apparently unaware of being completely naked save for his boots.*
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:11 pm
Cover yourself before someone throws up.
::Stands up::
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:11 pm
*Is dragged in through the door by th irty-six angrily chattering squirrels. Several of them stop short and point accusingly at Spider*
Hey, hey, stop pushing! C'mon, fellas! One at a time! I can't tell what's got you all so riled up!
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:12 pm
*looks up from his DVD*
Naked man fall through the ceiling....just another day in the Nexus.
*looks back at his show*
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:13 pm
*Spider and Cat narrow their eyes and stare at the squirrels balefully, crouching into attack positions in unison.*
Golf shoes, Cat. We're going to need golf shoes if we're going to get out of here alive.
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:16 pm
I really wouldn't do that if I were you.
*puts her hands on her hips*
Now if everyone could just calm down here for a darn minute, maybe we can solve whatever problem you guys seem to have without resorting to massive physical violence!
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:17 pm
Now you're in trouble....SG thumps cosmic beings.
*keeps watching his DVD*
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