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 Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 7:23 am
Heh, and wrapping paper? whee That wish was da bomb~
Granted, but you'd have to wait 10 minutes between every battle to start playing again, because Sephiroth would be so proud of Cloud for winning the battle and dancing that they'd.....celebrate. So five battles would take the better part of an hour. xD
I wish Nanaki would mate with himself and have mutant puppies. VIIolent mutant puppies.
By the way, when I saw "VIIolent" I couldn't stop laughing for like, an hour. xD Seriously, even in school I'd burst into random fits of laugher. xd You slay me. <3
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 2:08 pm
..................................VIIolins? How about that one rofl
Eh hem, anyways...Granted, but the VIIolent mutant puppies ate Nanaki (being pissed at him for creating them as asexual mutant puppy bastards.) Then they went on a rampage eating the world's inhabitants (Except Cait Sith...Who'd eat that?) until all except one died as casualties from a war going on---a war not related to the horribly corrupted wish (The war going on was known as the Jenova Witnesses War...We'll discuss that later.) The last puppy to be kept alive grew up to become Red XIII..........I...
I wish that materia was replaced by waffles, but still kept their original properties
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 2:13 pm
Granted, but then everyone would eat them and DIE. Well, everyone except the ones who ate the Restore/Life/Full Cure waffles. >< Can you imagine eating a summoned GOD? Whoo, talk about wrath being wrought down upon you, that's asking for it. Fat Chocobo making you explode because it was summoned INSIDE you. Ouch?
Oops, forgot to make a new wish. Errr, I wish Aeris was fat, acne-ridden and unattractive. xD
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 2:36 pm
Granted, but Sephiroth falls in love with the new Aeris, so I'd wish something else lol...
I wish Tifa's boobs were the size of Basketballs (Aren't they basically already lol?)
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 2:39 pm
I'd call you a perv but I can't really say much. >< Granted, but she can't be in your party because she can't get up off of her stomach. xD
I wish Cloud and Sephiroth randomly decided to Caramell dance.
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 2:47 pm
No, go ahead, say it, I is what I is!
Granted, but I came out of nowhere and challenged them to a............um.......you just got served off. They dance valiantly (and caramelly), but were no match for my dancing skillz, easily be able to whup them with my VIIctory dance...Since I won, they had to commit hari-kari on each other...And I got their corpses as trophies...hurray for me!
I wish Sephiroth was seen as god in the eyes of the people...
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 2:50 pm
Woo~
Granted, but his company keeps it a secret that he's actually a mutant and so he goes insane and summons a giant METEOR to destroy the planet. Sound familiar?
I wish Cid and Vincent would get married!
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 2:57 pm
No, doesn't sound familiar at all rolleyes
Granted, but their babies are weird...winged (Cid's trait) vampires (Vincents trait) that have long blond hair, bad manners, horrible blue trench coats, and a gun that shoots lances...
I wish for the skies in FF7 would rain...Chocolate Rain!
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 3:06 pm
Granted, but when Sephiroth saw a chocolate covered Cloud...a few hours of sticky, slippery fun between the two ensued. With the whole party watching. Tifa died of too much blood loss from nosebleeds. Aeris committed suicide because Cloud didn't love her. Cid and Vincent get ideas.
I wish Tifa and Aeris fell in love so that the men could live in peace without them.
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 3:13 pm
Granted, but after seeing the fun the two girls had (like 2 girls 1 moogle fun), this gave ideas to the men that loving women could be fun, so they started chasing after women again, and because of this Sephiroth (alone once again) committed suicide, but not before taking Cloud with him...reunited in heaven...they had...well, we know what they had...
I wish Yuffie didn't care for materia
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 3:18 pm
Granted, but then you couldn't have her in your party. I mean, why else would she join you?
I wish Fat Chocobo had babies.
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 3:52 pm
Granted, but the babies are even fatter then fat chocobo, so they burst upon eating some chocobo bait, covering the fat chocobo in baby chocobo guts which attracts chocobo eating chocobos to eat the fat chocobo! Woo! Chocobos!
I wish Sephiroth's sword was 27321048321 meters long!
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 4:26 pm
Granted, but he ends up skewering his own eye on accident while practicing his "leaping insanely high" moves.
I wish that Tifa had been the main character instead of Cloud.
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 8:49 pm
Granted but half the plot no longer makes sense as Aeris now has a bit part and Tifa spends 1/4th of the game in Mideel.
I wish that you could kill Jenova without killing Sephiroth.
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 10:38 am
Granted, but Sephiroth -- no longer insane -- realizes his feelings for Cloud and they fall in love and live happily ever after.
I wish Tseng had a mind-control issue and impulsively glomped Reno whenever someone said "Cloud", "Jenova" or "Sephiroth."
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