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 Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:45 pm
Granted. But it swallows you and regurgitates you in pieces.
I wish it was next Friday.
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:41 pm
Granted but you're in a coma.
I wish I was in a corma. That's right, a corma.
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 8:46 pm
surprised NO!
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Granted. But you decide you don't want to be in one anymore and there is no turning back.
I wish I had airbender tattoos.
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:39 am
Granted but it turns out they are tattoos of gay guys farting.
I wish veggie tales would asplode.
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Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:09 pm
Granted. But how am I supposed to grant your wish?
I wish today was better.
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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:54 am
Granted but you have asploded so you canot experience the day's splunderfullness.
I wish veggie tales would come back to life.
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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:52 pm
Granted. But I can't take you anymore so I kill you.
I wish I could go out of body.
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:03 am
Can't take me eh? I remember wandering a while back: What would happen if I. . . "Reminded" veggie tales of my modness. . .
Granted but you then end up in the body of a dead rat forever.
I wish Tom would get a life.
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:19 pm
Granted but it is a life of crime.
I wish it was time for dinner.
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:07 pm
Granted. It's time for the cannibal babysitter you have to have dinner. Looks like you die again.
I wish for a zoot suit.
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:17 pm
Granted. But you have no one to share it with and that's a sad sad thing.
I wish for more potatoes.
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 6:02 am
Granted but they all fall from the sky and crudh you.
I wish for democracy to work.
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 7:12 am
Granted, the democracy system begins to work in Iraq while we fall into a Soviet totaltarianism in which we all blindly conform to not questioning anything. Then hitler comes out of a hidden cryogenics chameber and decides to rule the world all over again and our government decides to join him. Good-bye to jews (Im not racist )
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 9:46 am
I wish for berry body paint.
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 5:50 am
Granted but you eateds it and you die.
I wish for the second part of Prawn to be Wild.
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