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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:15 pm
*jumps over the chair to Betty*
Hallucinations? Are you in distress? I'm a Knight....in training...to be...I can help you!
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:16 pm
Wally_West *bursts in through the front door* A tavern! A perfect place to start my heroic journey! *hops up on a chair and puts one foot up on the back of the chair for an heroic pose* If there are any monsters or demons or villains here who need vanquishing, step forward now! A good vanquishing would be the perfect thing to secure my entry into Bluescale Academy. Good Sir if i did not no any better id say your trying to move in on my demon and monster slaying turf! scream
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:16 pm
R Bruce Banner *13 considered the thought for a moment. He was not typically one for copnsuming human foods. Still, when in Rome, as the saying goes.* I will trsut you to decide. I know little of what is considered potable to the mortals. *raises a brow* Yeah, I thought I felt some dark stuff rolling off of you. Keep stuff civil and we'll be okay, right?
Huh, guess I'm playing bartended. *fixes up two rum-and-cokes, one for himself and one for 13, slides a beer down the bar to the raccoon, and looks funnily at the kid that bursted in*
...Nope, no monsters here, just us 7 ft red guys, creepy people, and the occasional animals, looks like.
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:17 pm
There is a great deal of undue hostility towards the Infernal in this dimension. Demons would not hold sway over mortals, if those mortals did not invite them into their nhearts and souls. We have to be called.
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:17 pm
Daken Howllet Wally_West *bursts in through the front door* A tavern! A perfect place to start my heroic journey! *hops up on a chair and puts one foot up on the back of the chair for an heroic pose* If there are any monsters or demons or villains here who need vanquishing, step forward now! A good vanquishing would be the perfect thing to secure my entry into Bluescale Academy. Good Sir if i did not no any better id say your trying to move in on my demon and monster slaying turf! scream Why don't you boys take it back into the locker room? Some of us are trying to get drunk in peace! *growls softly to herself about how stupid men are*
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:18 pm
Turf? There's turf in monster slaying? Oh! Sweet Kelina! I didn't know! I'm so sorry. If there are any extra monsters that you can't handle, do you think I could take care of those?
I need the practice if I'm going to impress the teachers at Bluescale enough to be admitted. And I HAVE to be admitted. It's my life's goal!
Oh, why didn't my mom teach me about there being 'turfs' in monster slaying? None of the stories of the legendary heroes mentioned turfs!
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:20 pm
hmm.. hallucinations are talking to me now. Perhaps I should get myself back to the campsite...
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:22 pm
Wally_West Turf? There's turf in monster slaying? Oh! Sweet Kelina! I didn't know! I'm so sorry. If there are any extra monsters that you can't handle, do you think I could take care of those? I need the practice if I'm going to impress the teachers at Bluescale enough to be admitted. And I HAVE to be admitted. It's my life's goal! Oh, why didn't my mom teach me about there being 'turfs' in monster slaying? None of the stories of the legendary heroes mentioned turfs! Well as a fellow demon hunter and what not i shall grant you free rign take out any monster or demon you see fit........but it must be in the name of GOD!
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:23 pm
I'm not a hallucination! I'm the son of a mystic dragon! All of my life I've had people talking behind my back, saying that maybe I was cursed as a child, or caught scaley sickness from a snake, or that I had just a REALLY REALLY intense birthmark, and these people didn't realize what great hearing I have, and even though it hurt my feelings, I've soldiered on, working on the farm, reading my mom's books of legends and myths, and preparing my mind and my body to be the greatest traveling Knight I could possibly be! Doesn't that make perfect sense, and couldn't you see now that I could not possibly be a hallucination, because my DESIRE is so strong and my heroic spirit so true?!
*takes a deep breath*
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:25 pm
Wally_West I'm not a hallucination! I'm the son of a mystic dragon! All of my life I've had people talking behind my back, saying that maybe I was cursed as a child, or caught scaley sickness from a snake, or that I had just a REALLY REALLY intense birthmark, and these people didn't realize what great hearing I have, and even though it hurt my feelings, I've soldiered on, working on the farm, reading my mom's books of legends and myths, and preparing my mind and my body to be the greatest traveling Knight I could possibly be! Doesn't that make perfect sense, and couldn't you see now that I could not possibly be a hallucination, because my DESIRE is so strong and my heroic spirit so true?! *takes a deep breath* You need a beer.
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:25 pm
Daken Howllet Well as a fellow demon hunter and what not i shall grant you free rign take out any monster or demon you see fit........but it must be in the name of GOD! But-but the great heroes of yore condemned the demons and monsters back to the dirt in the name of Kelina, the Goddess Who Carries the World On Her Back. To put another god before her would be heresay, and even worse, it would go against what the legendary hero, Livinius Bluescale taught us all through example! What would have happened at the battle of Suriand'r if he had not invoked the power of Kelina's Suffering to return the undead to their graves?! WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED?! *takes another deep breath*
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:26 pm
*shakes her head as if to clear it*
Wow, that last batch must have REALLY gone bad
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:28 pm
Hes an odd one.Well i did not take in abit of what you said i will still allow you to slay.
*Takes out his bag and puts his stuff away and gears up as he talks to the odd one* Kind sir tell me your name?
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:29 pm
For all your talk of looking for demons and your rules about looking for demons and then the slaying of said demons...do you actually see any around here? How do you know they're not just disfigured mutants that you're persecuting with your selfrighteous swords?
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:30 pm
*The nameless one shook his head in disay, took a drink from the beer Hellboy gave him, then muttered to himself.*
Name of Lucifer. Why did He send me to this realm of madmen? I've yet to see a single Codex breaker. Merely a motley group of humans with more power . . . and madness . . . than I've ever seen amongst the mortals.
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