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 Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:41 pm
Deputy James Garcia: [Dangle is "working out" using the ladder of his bunk in front of Garcia] Dangle get you a** out of my face!
Lt. Jim Dangle: Get your face out of my a**!
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:44 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:45 pm
Deputy Travis Junior: Do you watch Rev. Lecarp's show?
Deputy James Garcia: I'd rather watch cats eat their own s**t.
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Reverend Gigg LeCarp: Okay, Officer Garcia. God has asked me to speak to you because you are lost. You are lost.
Deputy Williams: He is evil.
Reverend Gigg LeCarp: We're hearing it even from the choir! You are lost and evil.
Deputy Clementine Johnson: And he's a loser!
Reverend Gigg LeCarp: You are lost, evil, and a loser. Come on, everyone, what are thing that we just don't like about Officer Garcia?
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: He's a Mexican!
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:48 pm
apoole Deputy Travis Junior: Do you watch Rev. Lecarp's show? Deputy James Garcia: I'd rather watch cats eat their own s**t. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reverend Gigg LeCarp: Okay, Officer Garcia. God has asked me to speak to you because you are lost. You are lost. Deputy Williams: He is evil. Reverend Gigg LeCarp: We're hearing it even from the choir! You are lost and evil. Deputy Clementine Johnson: And he's a loser! Reverend Gigg LeCarp: You are lost, evil, and a loser. Come on, everyone, what are thing that we just don't like about Officer Garcia? Deputy Trudy Wiegel: He's a Mexican! im going to ask you nicely to stop whatever the hell your doing
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:54 pm
((Reno 911 is freaking awesome!!!))
*Real Self comes out, and defends his Heavyweight title against The Rock, while Hulk Hogan is sitting in the crowd. RS literally kills Rocky with a Reverse Death Valley Driver onto a trash can that was on fire, and full of thumbtacks, then pinned him. Hulk Hogan's head then exploded out of sheer amazement. There, everybody wins.*
Pop drop, instead I'm gonna win big...
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:56 pm
Lt. Jim Dangle: Do not call me Mr.Chickenhole under any circumstances!
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:59 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:01 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:03 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:06 pm
Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm going home.
[everyone realizes there isn't enough room to move]
Stan: Well?
Cartman: I'm gonna, just give me a minute.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:08 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:09 pm
It's still just as funny!
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:10 pm
Steve Gonsalves: [about wearing a "Dude, run!" hat] How can you take something so negative and celebrate it?
Brian Harnois: Do you have a catch phrase?
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:12 pm
[Directed to spirits that may be present]
Brian Harnois: Is there anybody that would like to play with us tonight?
[Upon realizing what he had just said]
Brian Harnois: That sounded all kinds of wrong.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:14 pm
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