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 Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 11:24 am
Granted, but with expectancies so low for yet another installment in the franchise, when you get the game and play it and see that it's like, the bestestest game evers, your head explodes brain matter from the sheer impact it had on your fragile mind............Can I have a turn?
I wish Aeris had the love-child of Cait Sith, and that it was playable, and kicked way more a** then Cait Sith ever did...
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 11:52 am
Granted, but Cait Sith didn't kick and a** in the first place, so his and Aerith's love child only does minor a** kicking.
I wish that Sephiroth had a spikey yellow hair fetish, and it did not include feathers. ><
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 11:57 am
Granted but because of it he and Cloud never leave their bed so there is no game.
I wish they really were remaking FF VII for the PS3.
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 1:59 pm
Granted, but instead of just remaking, they add new characters, make Vincent and Yuffie mandatory, and completely change the plotline without intentionally trying. As a result, Cloud and Sephiroth fall madly in love and elope, thus ending the game at the first disc.
I wish that there was a hidden scene in AC where Cloud and Sephiroth play squabble.
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:08 pm
Granted, but its at the end of the credits, and it took about a zillion computerz-pplz to make, so you'll be sitting through the credits for about the rest of your life, in which you will finally see it on your deathbed...only to see it was two seconds long, not even graphically completed and..........TOTALLY worth wasting your life on...So you die happy...But the bowels you release make one corpse-cleaner very unhappy...
I wish that Red XIII was a human
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 5:22 pm
Granted but the transformation left him braindead and immobile, so he's only a vegetable.
I wish FFVII was a 34967489743986 episode long anime.
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 12:17 am
SPOILER (sort of)
Granted, but it takes so long for the story to develop that the network drops it after the first season and the other episodes never air.
I wish that you could put Reeve in your party instead of Cait sith.
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 6:23 am
Granted, but you can't get Vincent because Reeve's obsession with vampire-like men would get the best of him. Vincent would never walk straight again.
I wish Tseng ran around in a bikini.
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 9:02 am
Granted, but Tseng forgets to use sunscreen and walks around with a mad sunburn and gets snagged to be in a lobster suit for a chain of fish/lobster oriented restaurants.
I wish that sephiroth had had purple hair.
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 10:09 am
Granted, but no one takes him seriously because people think he looks like (and basically is) a gay pansy.....But Cloud lays eyes on him and sparks fly and.....Well, you know where this is going...Bishie xd
I wish that all the characters had different names...
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 11:10 am
I love you Slasher. <3 My yaoi-oriented heart beats only for you. xD
Granted, but most of the names are now something you can hardly pronounce. The easiest is Marlene's new name: Schmorguhstborghe. The story is now about an Ex SOLDIER named Kiglihohpingarrh trying to save the world from Yeemineloitisic's Meteor-filled terror. Along the way, Shlepgirramustea dies from Yeemineloitisic's sword. Well, you get the picture.
And yes, I DID sound all of them out. I have no life. biggrin
I wish that you could get a flying rainbow chocobo with heat vision and frost breath that crapped out Ice Cream.
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 12:46 pm
Granted, but the chocobo is only rainbow because he gorges on skittles. In turn, he is featherless but flies because he is constantly propelled by his skittle-scented gas. (to complement his ice cream-ey nature ^_~)
I wish that sephiroth had a smaller fan-base.
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 1:28 pm
Bishie, even though my heart isn't orientated that way, it's still cool. The wish below is for you.
Granted, but this small fan base elects a leader to be crowned the One
Winged Angel, who's job is to lead the fan base (which is actually a cult hell bent on destroying the world, known as the Jenova's Witnesses), a job in which he succeeds at by corrupting our planet's lifestream...who knew we had one? Damn You Sephirooooottthhhhhh........'s fan base!!!
I wish that Aeris and Tifa were males and they loved eachother...
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 3:34 pm
Slasher, I believe I've already proclaimed my love for you, but I guess a second time couldn't hurt? xD Do you want my heart in a box? What colour ribbon? I feel bad corrupting this wish. crying I thought I was the only one who knew about Jenova's Witnesses! Seriously, NO ONE would believe me.
Granted, but one's transformation into a male wasn't complete and had a baby so mutated it resembled Jenova. Tifa was the daddy! =D The child was later the flower-thing for Tifa's and Aerith's wedding.
I wish that Jenova's Witnesses was the leading religion in the world, and the holiest song of that religion was the VIIctory song.
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 4:47 pm
Yet another wish one would wish he did not have to corrupt. *sigh*
Granted, but the VIIctory song (which was mandatory everyday listening) unknowingly causes ear cancer from listening to it too much, so all the followers died before they realized what was happening and were able to fix the problem...Somewhere out there after hearing this news, the Mormons were doing a VIIctory dance, for now they reigned as supreme religion gonk ...But they died as well from listenening to the VIIctory song while doing the VIIctory dance...So VIIolent... xd
I wish that everytime Cloud and co. defeated the enemy, they danced the VIIctory dance (mine) to the VIIctory song...
If you get this...Yes and Green!
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