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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:50 am

i can really picture everybody from the entire game going to the shinra building lounge room to dance and sing to Asses of Fire from South Park the Movie. LOL, just a bunch of random ppl, including the lead characters & the ones with big roles (ex: Hojo, Rufus)

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:50 pm

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i can really picture everybody from the whole game going to the shinra building lounge to sing and dance to the Asses of Fire song from South Park the Movie. LOL, just a bunch of random ppl that appeared in the game and all of the lead charaters or characters who played big roles (ex: Hojo, Rufus, Heidegger, Scarlet)

Me too! biggrin
(Except I do not even watch South Park. sweatdrop )
But all of the characters will still sing and dance! biggrin
All characters from FFVII:Kumbaia my Lord,
Kumbaia!
Kumbaia my Lord,
Sephiroth:IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm in Lo-o-ove with CCCLLLLLLLOOOUUUUUUD! 4laugh

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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:58 pm

-Sephiroth walks up to Cait Sith-
Sephy: Hey there little guy. 4laugh
Cait Sith:..... eek Cloud, what to I do?
Cloud: Just stay still. He'll go away. eek
-Sephiroth hugs Cait Sith really hard-
Sephy-I will call you, Squishy, and you shall be mine. And you shall be my squishy. 4laugh
Cloud: eek ....WTF...
Cait Sith: crying I'm scared...*sob*....Cloud help... *sniff*

((idea taken from Finding Nemo, where Dory finds a baby jellyfish, and calls it Squishy))

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:32 pm

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Sephiroth, cloud, vincent, aeris: ohhhh, we're off to see the wizzard, the wonderful wizzard of oz.*singing and skiping*
sephiroth: come here lil cait sith ^.^ *grabs c.s. and huggles him* i just wanna hug u and squeeze u and call u fluffy! xp

Cait Sith: can't...breathe! eek ACK!

Tifa"I thought you were a robot question

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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:35 pm

Cloud: "lets see...my space marine has a balistic skill of 4, versus your orks balistic skill of 2..."

sephiroth: "...so?"

Cloud: "wow...that really sux..."

((for you that dont know, this is about warhammer...its a bad joke though))

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:51 pm

Vincent: Wanna cig?
Cid: I need to stop smoking.
Vincent: rofl xd stare What?

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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:55 pm

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Sephiroth, cloud, vincent, aeris: ohhhh, we're off to see the wizzard, the wonderful wizzard of oz.*singing and skiping*
sephiroth: come here lil cait sith ^.^ *grabs c.s. and huggles him* i just wanna hug u and squeeze u and call u fluffy! xp

Cait Sith: can't...breathe! eek ACK!

Tifa"I thought you were a robot question

Cait:*being gagged*'NO

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:57 pm

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Sephiroth, cloud, vincent, aeris: ohhhh, we're off to see the wizzard, the wonderful wizzard of oz.*singing and skiping*
sephiroth: come here lil cait sith ^.^ *grabs c.s. and huggles him* i just wanna hug u and squeeze u and call u fluffy! xp

Cait Sith: can't...breathe! eek ACK!

Tifa"I thought you were a robot question

Cait:*being gagged*'NO

Tifa: "Oh, in that case..."-Rubs his fluffy skins- "Wanna go to my apartment?"

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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:14 pm

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Sephiroth, cloud, vincent, aeris: ohhhh, we're off to see the wizzard, the wonderful wizzard of oz.*singing and skiping*
sephiroth: come here lil cait sith ^.^ *grabs c.s. and huggles him* i just wanna hug u and squeeze u and call u fluffy! xp

Cait Sith: can't...breathe! eek ACK!

Tifa"I thought you were a robot question

Cait:*being gagged*'NO

Tifa: "Oh, in that case..."-Rubs his fluffy skins- "Wanna go to my apartment?"

Cait:*punches seph*ok

cloud biggrin UDE.thats %$#@ed up

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:12 am

Sephiroth: High voltage, it's the unforgetable sound, high voltage, brinigin' you up and takin' you down.

Cloud:Bolt 3 *snickers and runs off*

Sephiroth: *buzzing with electrical energy* Wow, I didn't know the song told the--

Cloud:Bolt 3Bolt 3Bolt 3Bolt 3

Sephiroth: *falls over with his hair in Super Sayian position*

Cloud: Oh $%^& I provoked the wrath of Gokou!! RUN!!! *sits down* domokun

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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:08 am

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Sephiroth, cloud, vincent, aeris: ohhhh, we're off to see the wizzard, the wonderful wizzard of oz.*singing and skiping*
sephiroth: come here lil cait sith ^.^ *grabs c.s. and huggles him* i just wanna hug u and squeeze u and call u fluffy! xp

Cait Sith: can't...breathe! eek ACK!

Tifa"I thought you were a robot question

Cait:*being gagged*'NO

Tifa: "Oh, in that case..."-Rubs his fluffy skins- "Wanna go to my apartment?"

Cait:*punches seph*ok

cloud biggrin UDE.thats %$#@ed up

Berret: Hey, cloud.
Cloud: Hey.
Berret: So, whatcha doin...
Cloud: stare nothing...
Berret: Are you busy tonight?
Cloud: No... sweatdrop
Berret: Wanna go to my apartment?

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:17 am

red vIII: hey ummmm.....

cloud: yeah what is it?

red vIII: well i have a fover to ask but im not sure how to...

cloud: youre kinda creepin me out man...

red vIII: will you scratch behind my ears

cloud: what did you say?

red vIII; CON YOU SCRATCH BEHIND MY EARS!

cloud:...

red vIII: well?

cloud: freak *walks off*

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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:49 am

Seph: I don't want my sword no more.
Cloud: eek eek eek WHAT?!?!?!

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:08 am

Vincent: Cloud...I'm in love with a girl...

Cloud: ^__^ awww do I know her?

Vincent: ninja No and keep your voice down...I know how you and Tifa seemed to hi it off kinda well and...you see...I'm kinda shy and have no game...*blushes*

Cloud: wink don't worry about a thing Vince Ol' Buddy, with Mack Daddy Cloud helping you, you cant loose.

Vincent: mrgreen Finally I wont be a dateless looser like in high school!

~minetes later~

Cloud: *walks into hotel room door* gonk You idiot i said abort the topic about chicken eggs! eek why did you turn into your Hellmasker form and chainsaw her to death?!

Vincent: *walks in drentched in blood* gonk I GOT NURVOUS!!!

Cloud: eek and then when you farted and said "Better out then in I always say"... gonk who the hell says things like that to a women!?

Vincent: sad I saw her talking to her boy friend before they broke up. gonk He farted and said that and she laughed. So i thought i might try it!

Cloud: confused oh and this one is my favorite, I told you to complement her on her dress. Here's you and i quote, "Your dress dosent look nearly as ugly as your face. I mean your face looks like you got hit by an ugly tree that was spring loaded into a canon, then chewed up by an extremely hungry dog with decaying teeth. But that makes your dress look not nearly as raggoty as it actually is".... gonk WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE EVEN!!!

Vincent: ninja ......no comment, cause i thought i was rather sweet...

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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:09 am

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-Sephiroth walks up to Cait Sith-
Sephy: Hey there little guy. 4laugh
Cait Sith:..... eek Cloud, what to I do?
Cloud: Just stay still. He'll go away. eek
-Sephiroth hugs Cait Sith really hard-
Sephy-I will call you, Squishy, and you shall be mine. And you shall be my squishy. 4laugh
Cloud: eek ....WTF...
Cait Sith: crying I'm scared...*sob*....Cloud help... *sniff*

((idea taken from Finding Nemo, where Dory finds a baby jellyfish, and calls it Squishy))

Sephiroth: Oh I'm sorry, am I hurting you?
Cait Sith: YES, NOW GET OFF! eek (still being gagged)
Cloud: GOD SEPHIROTH, leave him alone! mad
*Sephiroth drops Cait*
Sephiroth: You gonna make me!? twisted
*Cloud pulls out his Ultima Weapon*
Cloud: I'll squash you like bug you are! twisted
*Sephiroth uses a powerful sword attack on Cloud, Aeris comes in just in time and uses Great Gospel*
Aeris: HA, NOW YOU CAN'T HURT HIM! blaugh
Cloud: Aeris, get Cait Sith outta here, Sephiroth is trying to kill him!
Aeris: No problem sweetums! heart
Cloud: sweatdrop
*Aeris picks up Cait Sith and runs off with him*
Cloud: Now, to the settling of everything, Sephiroth! mad
*Cloud kills Sephiroth with Omnislash*
Sephiroth's Voice: MWUHAHA, i shall still live! twisted
*Sephiroth mutates into a giant monster, just a little smaller than Sin from FFX*
Cait Sith: (being carried away by Aeris) holy s*it that thing is big! eek
Cloud: Um...hi...hee hee hee... sweatdrop
Monster Sephiroth: The world shall be mine, out of my way you pathetic mortal! twisted
Aeris and Cait: CLOUD, GET OUT OF HIS WAY!! scream
Cloud: No, I came here to settle the score with Sephiroth, and now he thinks he can scare me away with some lame threat!? HAH! blaugh
Aeris and Cait: sweatdrop He's lost it...
*Cloud brandishes his Ultima Weapon*
Cloud: HIYAAH!!! scream
*Cloud hits Sephiroth, it only does 5 damage*
Cloud: oh............sh*t....... neutral
*Monster Sephiroth begins to power up to use his ultimate attack to kill Cloud*
Cloud: DAMN, what do I do!? eek
*Cait Sith breaks free from Aeris and runs towards Cloud*
Aeris: Cait Sith, where are you going!? eek
Cait Sith: I'm not sitting back and watching Cloud die, take care of him for me Aeris!! scream
*Sephiroth fires his ultimate attack towards Cloud, and Cait Sith appears, jumps off of Cloud's shoulders and blocks the attack*
Cloud: CAIT SITH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!!!? scream
*Sephiroth's attack doesn't reach Cloud, but it does 9999 damage to Cait Sith, killing him*
Aeris: eek
Everyone: eek
Cloud: eek ........ mad
*Cloud looks furious*
Cloud: YOU KILLED HIM!!! scream scream scream
*Cloud swings his sword like crazy at Sephiroth, each attack doing 9999*
Monster Sephiroth: tuna.......fish..........fish........tuna.........*dies*

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