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 Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 5:18 pm
Bears in pointy hats sit on a unicycle on the other side and pedal as fast as they can.
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 5:45 pm
They get dental work from the sandman.
Why are immortal's only able to die from decapitation?
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:04 pm
Because ******** logic that's why.
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:44 am
It shall be ruled that the batter must share the same fate as the ball.
Why is it that bones can break and blood can be shed?
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:04 pm
Read my previous response for a better answer.
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:40 pm
Because Netflix drops three points when the wind is East.
Can dogs look up or not?
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 6:06 am
If they do, they turn into a box of cheese itz.
Why do they say there's a man on the moon?
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 6:15 am
bcos tacos are best when cooked outer space.
are you pretty??
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 6:30 am
Potato wafers are
Are there such thing as potato wafers?
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 11:54 am
Your grandmother is one.
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 7:11 am
OF COURSE!!!
Why is it that the only way to make your mom happy is to get back with her?
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:22 pm
She just gets bitchy when she is alone.
If I say PINGAS, what do you say?
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:32 pm
DINGUS!
Is that what you think?
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:40 pm
That's what your mom thinks.
Why is the rum always gone?
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 4:12 pm
I use it as my bathwater.
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
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