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 Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:03 pm
(( for the last time runner, I am not a hooker, so quit being a douche and grow up.))
Neo: Finally, I can go outside my house without getting beaten up ^^
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:04 pm
Yes. These ears are real. No, I am not short. Yes, I'm a freaking elf. No, I am not one of Santa's little bi-what? Lick your candyca-Oh HELL no! *be a bad elf and knockout the idiot that asked him that* *walks down the cold street*  "About time I'm able to go outside without getting beaten up" Yuki: OMG! It's an elf! Neo: What? Yuki: *tackles* Hey! Do you think you can tell Santa what I want for Christmas? I want a Barbie, I want a bedazzler, I want a phone, I want a malibu barbie doll, a laptop, a new baby alive, a piano, *goes on for over an hour*, and a puppet, and one of those funny birds that go *does farty sounds* to you, and I want a- Neo: ENOUGH ALREADY! *runs out of the alley*
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:51 pm
(( WTF? I'M TOO DAMN OLD FOR THAT s**t! PLUS I HATE BARBIES!))
Runner: emo ...I hate my life..
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 5:40 pm
"Pretty I may be. Harmless i am not...."
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:20 pm
I carry alot of sharp objects. You know, just in case ^^
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:24 pm
*yanks off the head of a sufer Barbie doll* Heh. Stupid doll. I'm so better good looking. *tosses head into the 3 foot high pile of Barbie heads*
(did anybody notice the fact that I'm always wearing the same dragon tattoo in every avi I wear? Like, nobody notices that, you know.)
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:04 pm
((I always have tattoos on even when they aren't visible. Not that weird))
"Ooh, music!"
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:55 pm
"I am the black moon prince. . . "
[ yeah...that's all i could think of xD ]
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:38 pm
"I plugged my star into a Clapper!" ^-^ *clap clap* *star goes out* cool
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:41 pm
"You know, having people get your name wrong all the time can put you in a pretty pissy mood... grr"
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swiggityswootytootyfruity
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:23 am
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 8:31 am
No. I am not a hooker.
Runer: Hey. How much does it cost for a good time?
Yuki: mad *bashes Runner's head in and walks off steamed* Ergh! He's worst than Neo!
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:00 pm
Neo: *holds grunny like a rabbit and rubs its nose against his* who's the good wittle wabbit? ^w^
Teenage Southern Girl #1: Ewww, its da pervert and now it looks like he likes having a good time with little rodents!
Neo: *looks up* O_O N-NO, you've got it all wrong! D:
Teenage Southern Girl #2: OMG really? I guess since he has no luck with the ladies, he's hitting on the little guys now >:I
Teenage Southern Girl #1: LETS GET 'IM!!
Neo: gonk WHYYYYY??????? *runs for it sobbing* crying
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:35 pm
(That's exactly why I hate grunnies. They get me killed.)
*runs for the hills and bumps into Yuki*
Neo: Y-y-yuki! Help. Those girls think I like furries! *begins to pant*
Yuki: What's a furry?
Neo: uh...it's like some weird anthromorphic fetish thing.
Yuki: Eww...*slaps*
Neo: Why! gonk *continues running*
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 1:04 pm
(( lol))
Yuki: ...>_> maybe I shouldn't have slapped him...
Girls: *huff* *huff* Hey Lady, Have you seen a hobo-guitar dude around here?
Yuki: Huh? You mean Neo?
Girls: Yea, Whatever his name is!
Yuki: O_O Um...yea, he went that way *points in a direction completely different from where Neo went*
Girls: Thanks! *run in the direction*
Neo: *lifts up trashcan lid* a-are they gone? O_O *shivers*
Yuki: Yea, now get the hell outta here before I change my mind about beating the crap out of you <_<
Neo: gonk *runs in the direction the girls went* NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!
Yuki: Hey wait! Thats where those girls went...
Neo: *already gone*
Yuki: ah, nevermind stare *walks away*
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