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 Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:19 am
you're fired because you grew a tree in the office and now it's broken through the roof.
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Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 7:15 am
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You're fired for using floating music notes as bludgeoning weapons against an unruly customer.
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Mind-boggling Abomination
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Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:48 pm
you're fired for bring a shark to work!
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Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:58 pm
You're fired for bringing pets to work.
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Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 4:04 am
You're fired for setting fire to the recycling bin!
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Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2013 3:31 pm
You're fired for taking a vacation without a prior notice.
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Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:21 pm
You're fired for wearing mismatching socks scream
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Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:20 am
You are fired for cruelty to animals! No animal, including ducks, are to be tortured and to be used (or their parts, e.g. feathers) as coordinating hair accesories!
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Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 7:40 pm
You're fired for floating with your head (and body, and feet) in the clouds on company time.
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Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:07 am
you're fired for trying to pollinate all the plants in and around the building.
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Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:21 pm
Your fired because you sang so high you made 60 people deaf and shattered allt he windows in the 40 story building.
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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:15 pm
You're fired for bringing pets to work.
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Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 11:20 am
You're fired for crying and scaring my customers away.
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Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 1:37 am
You're fired for being on your cell phone. Company policy means nothing to you D:<
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Mind-boggling Abomination
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Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 10:32 pm
Your fired for wearing skimpy clothes on the job!
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