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 Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 9:10 am
Granted, but its of a fan-made ultra low budget cardbord cutout shitty quality type of movie...With no special features, a flawed disc that doesn't work on most DVD players...............And still only released in Poland...
I wish that Sephiroth was black
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 11:39 am
Granted, but Jenova kills him
I wish for.... mareria
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 12:30 pm
Granted, but you...die? from...from...Materia Overdose? I don't know, work with me here!
I wish that Hojo was a more loving father to Sephiroth...
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 2:07 pm
Granted but the game becomes boring since there is no more final boss because Sephiroth doesn't go insane
I wish for hair ribbon
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 3:26 pm
Granted, but I steal it from you, toss it on the ground, stomp my boot on it, then spit on it's crumpled and dirty remains...Don't cry, here you can have it back...*Picks up ribbon and throws it into your face* I know, I try to be evil...er...
I wish I had a hair ribbon of my own! (Up to the challenge? twisted )
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 7:27 pm
Granted, but it's your least favourite colour, and once you put it in your hair, it gets caught and you need to cut it all off to get it out.
I wish Rufus had stayed dead instead of showing up in AC (no matter how hot they made him look).
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 6:02 am
Granted, but instead of him in AC, you get to see a mangled, zombified version of Hojo, who then runs around in the nude. That's right, he's showing off his mangled, zombified, old man body. ><
I wish that the XXXXX rated FFVII manga I mentioned earlier was released in Canada, in a damn good quality. =D
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 8:23 am
Granted, buts there only one copy, and so everyone fights for it and ends up ripping it to pieces...pieces in which you collect, and start to put back together (taking about 10 years time), just for it to be blown away by the wind...But you set out for the pieces once again...Only to find out half-way through your second quest of collecting the pieces they re-released it with a shipment of about a million copies...all of which are gone off the shelves already....................(I recommend you commit suicide...)
I wish for a video game version of advent children, and a movie version of dirge of cerbus...
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 9:15 am
Awwwn, you are so cruel! ^^
Granted, but the video game of AC is done in anime-style and also in the form of a battling game (like Sword Caliber?). But it's not a good battle game, it's worse than the Naruto game series, and the dubbing SUCKS.
The movie of Dirge of Cerberus is a live action movie. Great huh? Too bad, cause it's done with a budget of ten dollars and all the actors are drugged up teens just out of middle school. Worse yet, each copy of the movie sells for $66.
I wish that in AC, Aeris just stayed dead (instead of coming back as a ghostie thing) and Zack came back to life, looking exactly like he did before the whole Nebelhiem thing, and had a threesome with Cloud and Sephiroth. =D Why yes, I rather do like yaoi.
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 10:51 am
Well Yaoi-liker, (Uhmm.....If thats what you like! sweatdrop ) What happened in that threesome was so great (If there was a word to describe it would probably be EPICGASM!!!), that as your horribly corrupted punishment I will not tell you what happened in that threesome...Yeah, thats right, no details for you...And to add insult to OWNAGE, Aeris does not come back, but because of her anger at this she corrupts the lifestream and ends up destroying the planet!...................................EPICGASM!!!
I wish that in AC Zack stayed dead (Instead of ghost thingy and wolf thingy...really for no reason...) and that Aeris came back to life and hooked up with Cloud and both had a twosome...with some Red XIII action as well! wink
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 3:52 pm
Granted, but Aries get's pregnant with Red XIII's puppies who turn out to be Zombies and take over the world 28 days later style.
I wish Cid had his own game.
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 7:12 pm
Granted, but the whole game is censored and so there is no plot. ><
I wish that Aeris died during the birth of Red XIII's puppies.
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 11:39 pm
Granted but they eat her body and Gordon Freeman kills them thinking they were combies. Then the planet blows up.
I wish Sephiroth wore a HEV suit instead of his sexy clothes
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 7:42 am
Granted, but it's a rainbow pattern and very dangerous to people with epilepsy. Also, it has a trap door on the a** with a sticker that says "I LOVE YOU CLOUD!" and it can never be removed.
I wish that the Mog game at the Golden Saucer had a sexier Mog. xD
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 9:30 am
Granted, but then Cloud turns into a mog-game junkie, with a pot-belly and a bad combover.
I wish that there was another Final Fantasy where you played through the story as sephiroth.
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