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 Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 2:45 am
Pfff. Whatever you say, tall dork and lonesome. rolleyes
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 2:56 am
Rrrrrraaaaaaaarrrrrrrr!
HULK SMASH TINY HORNS MAN!!
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 3:11 am
eek
..man, I forgot how big you get.
*hops out of the way of a downward 'SMASH!', dashing to put some distance between himself and Hulk*
Hrm. Okay. I may not have thought this through much.
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 3:17 am
*Hulk picks up the nearest table buy its legs, and lifts it into the air longways. He proceeds to bring it down again, towards Hellboy's head.*
SMASH! HULK STRONGEST OF ALL!
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 3:22 am
Wait, it was a stupid fight, we should ta- *the table smashes down, splinters flying as his head is driven through the thin wood, the table catching about waist high, trapping his arms*
gonk *looks down at himself*
...oh that is IT! stressed *flings his arms out, snapping the table fully in half and off of him* BRING IT, YA JOLLY GREEN GIANT! scream *picks up one of the table halves and swings it at Hulk*
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 3:30 am
*Hulk was still holding onto the legs to the table that jad just broken. One he threw at Hellboy, the other he swung like a baseball bat.*
NO TALK! Tiny Hornsa man NOT stronger than Hulk!
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 3:33 am
*Hellboy manages to dodge the thrown half-table, and then gets hit with the 'bat', and is thrown back into a wall* OOF!
*rubs his head* You're not that much stronger than me... you just got more MASS, LARDBUTT! scream *picks up another table and heaves it at him*
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 3:40 am
*The table slams into Hulk. He pauses and then he shakes it off, throwing the other leg at Hellboy.*
Mass?? Christmas?!? SANTA CLAUS NO BRING HULK TOYS!
*In a building rage, Hulk's strength starts to grow as well. The Hulk lifts his hands high above his head and then brings thenm crashing down onto the ground between himself and Hellboy.*
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 3:43 am
*is jostled around for a moment by the shockwaves*
Crap... *steadies himself*...wait, what about Santa? gonk ....maybe you're Jewish? sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 3:46 am
SANTA CLAUS NO MAKE JOKES!
*Hulk dashed forward, punching at Hellboy's face.*
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 3:50 am
You think I'm- oh dammit, not again.
*throws his arms up defensively, bracing to take most of the blow on his stone hand, but is still thrown through the window and out into the street, bouncing three or four times. (The last one was more of a slow flop.) *
*groans, sitting up, gingerly feeling his bloody nose and the bruises that will no doubt soon show up all over his face, as he bleeds from the abrasions he received street diving*
Me and my big goddamn mouth. gonk
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 3:55 am
*Hulk leaps up through the roof and then down right next to Hellboy. Close enough to create a shockwave. Then he stops before continuiong the pummelling.*
Santa Claus admit Hulk stronger! Christmas come. Santa Claus continue . . .
*The Hulk merely leered and rubbed his hands together.*
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 3:59 am
*raises up a hand defensively* Yes! Okay! Geez! I can't do the street poundy thing! You win! Least I can talk in first person...
Let's er, let's head back inside and get you a victory drink, okay? sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 4:08 am
Hulk no want drink.
*Without another word, he started to run, and then to bound away from Hellboy.*
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 4:21 am
Huh. *watches Hulk bound off into the night* Well, damn. eek
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