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 Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 1:21 am
Replicas ?.... LAME ! gonk
Seems this will make as bad a gift as it makes a weapon of divine reckoning then. sad
Uhm... unless... idea
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*turns to Bruce*. Hey, when I offered you unending joy and happiness I meant it with our Holy Father. Not me. I'm not our lord and saviour.
Uhm.. unless... idea
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 1:25 am
Oh well, guess I'll have to search for sinners somewhere else since apparently everyone here is too cool for my offer of pious absolution...
*walks away while still swinging the sword*. wink
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 1:29 am
I don't deserve salvation emo
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 1:35 am
*chucks one one the non-bloody napkins at him* Oh, go be emo somewhere else, man. xp I'll have no whinging in this bar tonight, I'm the only one allowed to sulk, what with bein' stabbed by crazy nuns. emo
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 1:45 am
"Wha, wha. I'm the Beast of Apocalypse, doomed to bring Armageddon no matter how good my intentions.*
Let YOU carry the Hulk around for a while, see how it is. At least you get to be you at all times.
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 1:49 am
Yeah, me all the time. I'm never NOT a seven foot tall red guy with hooves, tail, and horns. At least YOU can blend in most of the time. stare
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 1:54 am
You don't have to live the life of a drifter because your alter ego is destroying city after city stare
And I NEVER blend in! If I'm not an 8 foot green giant, I'm a 95 pound nerd!
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 1:57 am
scream Yeah, well 95 pound nerds get to go and buy pizza and nachos without gettin' LOOKED at all funny and old ladies crossin' themselves at the sight of you!
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 2:01 am
No, I just get every would-be bully with something to prove running up and tryiong to beat the snot out of me.
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 2:06 am
Yeah, I'm sure that's a lot better than getting regularly curb-stomped by the next big baddy that wants to destroy the world or hook me up to some weird friggin' gizmo. stare
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 2:11 am
Yeah, you keep mouthing off and I'm gonna BE the next big bd guy curb stomping you scream
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 2:12 am
You think you can TAKE me, wise guy? scream *tail lashes* My life was sucking before you were even BORN, chump!
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 2:16 am
Me? No. Hulk? In a heartbeat. With his eyes closed. Backwards.
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 2:18 am
Hey, I survived a goddamn Colossus twice the Hulk's height, I can take care of a piddly-a** green schmuck like him. talk2hand
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 2:24 am
b***h please. I've seen your enemies. The bigger and stronger they get, the SLOWER they get. You couldn't handle someone who's actually got some speed.
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