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 Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:35 pm
Quickly, Patsy drops down into a spinning leg sweep, but her goal is not to strike her would be assailant, no, she has a much higher purpose, like grabbing her phone. She snatches the phone from the cold wood floor and backflips to safety, just out of reach. She frowns at Kitty, wagging a finger
"Stacy? Like, I got this uber goober trying to tell me something, so I might like, you know..."
Kitty advances carefully, one step at a time, prompting Patsy to raise her guard.
"Well, duh! If it's important babe, just say so! I can like, multi-task or something."
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:38 pm
*Wobbly Spider, the head of the Shadow Clan guard had been peacefully enjoying some sake with local women for information gathering purposes when one of his subordinates informed him of the breach. Wobbly Spider emptied the sake bottle in one swig, grabbing up his sword and running down the hall to gather his elite ninjas. You see Wobbly Spider is a Drunken Master.*
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:39 pm
"Hey Wait a minute. Your phone should be so fried by now."
Kitty's eyes widened in realization. An earpiece! The phone is just a fake. So she's going to play like that is she?
She crossed her arms across her chest and tapped her foot on the ground. She twirled her finger in the air to signal to Patsy to move it along a bit faster.
"Can we wrap this up please? One of the other clan members is taking me out to dinner and I'd rather not be late."
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:43 pm
::Simulation correction::
::Feudal Japan did not have cellular satilite access::
::Correcting::
Patsy is holding a tin can with a REALLY long string attached to it to her ear.
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:47 pm
"Yeah, so like... oh my God! Raven is pregnant with Remy's kid?! No, screw the statue! I'm making time! Tell me everything!"
She glares at Kitty impatiently tapping her feet against the floor. The sound, though muffled, still echoes throughout the chamber.
"Hang on a second babe... Yo Deb! Wanna cut the crap? I'm on the phone! Don't make me like, go all ninja... ninjery on you or something."
She drops back into a fighting stance, prepared to truly multi-task should Kitty elect to press the issue. Watching Kitty out of one eye, watching the pretty sunset out of the other, listening to the phone in one ear, trying to make out to jam the crickets are playing in the other, Patsy fumbles around in her Armani purse.
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:48 pm
Kitty chuckled to herself as Patsy's phone changed. She also smiled. No cell service also meant no earpiece. Good. Now she could kick this intruder where the sun doesn't shine.
"Whenever you're ready sweetie."
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:51 pm
*Wobbly Spider, true to his name runs into the room wobbling. His sandal catches on one of the tiles and he phases right through Shadow Cat, his sword flying out of his hands and severing the handle of Hell Cat's purse, dropping it onto the floor and spilling makeup everywhere.
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:52 pm
Patsy thrusts out her palm, effectively telling Kitty exactly who she can talk to. The other hand, cluthing onto the Verizon tin can, sets it into place between her chin and shoulder, and then goes back to her purse. She fumbles about for a few more moments before finally pulling out and hurling a trio of throwing stars at Kitty
"Like, take that or something!"
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:56 pm
Kitty flips up into the air and manuvers around the stars and lands perfectly back where she began.
"That the best you got?"
She secretly wondered if the Leader of the Shadow Clan was laughing at her from the high temple.
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:59 pm
Tad was running late to the invasion... see, he was new to the Clan and was still going through his training to be an OMGNINJAMASTAR. He managed to get to the window off the main room, or what he thought was the main room, but merely managed to get hit in the face with a bottle of makeup.
Sorry Master, a thousand pardons for being late!
Tad climbs through the window, and sees his leader, surrounded by ninjas of the Shadow Clan.
We must go! Our suprise is ruined!
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:01 pm
A stray ninja star THUNK!s deep into the chest of the Jade Cat.
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:02 pm
*Picking up his sword and getting to his feet, Wobbly Spider realizes that he could not be in the middle of a fight because no one talks on a tin can phone in the middle of a fight. So he walks right into Wing of the Nite.
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:03 pm
Patsy rolls her eyes.
As if!
God! Debbie!
She returns to her prehistoric telephone.
"Stacy? The reception in here like, totally sucks. Hang on for a minute while I try to find a better spot. Hang on."
Suddenly she launches into a series of handsprings or whatever d**k will have us call them. She lands near the far wall, where weaponry of various sorts lines up in display. She grabs a crossbow and...
"Like, oh my God! I totally need something to shoot from this thing!"
Up ahead, she spies her eyeliner pencil lying on the floor. Quickly, she rolls towards it, picks it up, propping it into firing position and fires it at Kitty.
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:04 pm
Tad the Trainee Ninja grabs a staff that had conveniently been sitting against the wall next to where he was standing. He takes a defensive stance.
You will not deface the Green Kitty!
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:05 pm
"Crap!"
Kitty decided 'Screw the talky chick' and took off towards the Jade Cat not caring that she was aiming an eyeliner pencil at her. She reached up and grabbed the Jade Cat before it could break into a gazillon pieces.
"Does anyone have any superglue?!?"
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