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Ok now I'm really pissed off with Yuffie.

If you'll excuse me...

*beats the s**t outta Yuffie real hard and takes her materia and her money*

WOOO!!!! THAT'LL TEACH YA NOT TO MESS WITH MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL!!!!!

"Cloud"why do i have such a huge sword ill get tired just swinging it man i knew i should of baught a Kitana or maybe a Shotgun.. xd

Sephiroth: Oh my sweet, beloved can of tuna fish...

Cloud: confused

Sephiroth: GET BACK, THIS IS MY TUNA FISH!! scream

Cait Sith: TUNA FISH!?!? eek

*Cait Sith jumps for the can of tuna fish and Sephiroth drop kicks him in the nuts*

Cait Sith: ... eek eek eek

Cloud: I'm challenging you to a drinking contest! scream

Sephiroth: Bring it on! scream

*Cloud and Sephiroth both fill two jugs with water and chug them*

Cloud: HA, I WIN! blaugh

Sephiroth: damn, I HAVE TO PEE! eek

Cait Sith: YEOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream scream scream scream scream

Cloud: Cait Sith...Cait Sith, chill out! neutral You're only a toy, remember!?

Cait Sith: Sorry 3nodding

*Reno walks in*

Cloud: DAH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!? eek

*Cloud summons KOTR on Reno and uses Mime several times, doing over 5,000,000 HP to Reno*

Reno: Well that hurt. neutral

*Reno dies*

Location: Titanic II
Occasion: Sephiroth is trying to learn Ice 3

Captain: Welcome to Titanic II folks, from here, I will be taking you all on a cruise across the Pacific Ocean! smile

Cait Sith: Pacific Ocean? Oh god, we’re going out into the middle of no where, we’re all going to get eaten by sharks! eek

Captain: AAAHH, a talking stuffed animal, run for it! gonk

(The captain runs off, heading for his cabin to hide)

Cait Sith: Nobody likes me! cry

(Tifa comes over and comforts her sad friend)

Tifa: There there, those idiots that don’t like you are morons. Take Cloud for example, he’s a

Piro: We must censor this part of the scene.

(Largo is seen behind Piro, eating deodorant)

Cait Sith: I’ll have to agree with you! sad

(Sephiroth comes on board and he is holding a stack of yellow paper)

Yuffie: Oh god, what do you want? mad

Sephiroth: Can somebody here teach me how to perform Ice 3? smile

Cloud: I thought you already knew that spell! confused

Sephiroth: Well I did, except my mom grounded me and took all of my spells away! stare

(Everything is quiet; nobody wants to volunteer to help out his or her ex-arch nemesis) neutral

(Later that night, Tifa is seen helping Sephiroth perform Ice 3 on the front of the ship. Titanic II has been at sea for hours)

Tifa: Now, be one with the spell, let your arms take control.

(Sephiroth looks as if he is performing a ballet dance. A small chunk of ice appears and falls in Sephiroth’s pants)

Sephiroth: GOD, IT’S COLD, IT’S COLD, MY scream

Piro: Sorry folks, this scene contains WAY too much foul language, we will resume your presentation shortly!

(Largo is heard vomiting up the deodorant he ate in the bathroom)

Tifa: Calm down, now listen, go like this!

(Tifa instructs Sephiroth by means of slow arm movements. Sephiroth copies Tifa)

(A giant berg of ice forms over Sephiroth and he congratulates himself)

Sephiroth: I did it, no more learning that spell! biggrin

(The massive wall of ice Sephiroth created hovers away until it is at least one hundred feet in front of the fast moving ship, and then it drops into the water)

Tifa: …Uh-oh… confused

(Cait Sith is seen in the look out tower with Yuffie)

Yuffie: I wish it would warm up a bit, you know!

Cait Sith: What’s that? neutral

(Cait Sith points out to the iceberg in the water in front of the ship)

Yuffie: AAH, an iceberg, this is just how the first Titanic sank, call the bridge Cait Sith, now! eek

(Cait Sith picks up the phone beside him and an officer onboard the ship picks up)

Officer: Hello, what is it, what do you see?

Cait Sith: Um, yeah, there’s this weird thing of ice in front of us, it looks a little small from here confused , but…wonder how cold it is, I mean, up north by the north pole it’s smile ---

(Titanic II collides with the iceberg as Cait Sith still talks with the ship’s officer. The ship sinks quickly)

(Water is rising higher and higher and the lookout tower where Cait Sith and Yuffie are begins to sink)

Cait Sith: You know, I can’t really talk right now, since I’m about to DROWN! eek

(Sephiroth is seen swimming with Tifa in the water with everyone else)

Sephiroth: Come over here Tifa!

(Sephiroth directs Tifa to a floating door. Right before Sephiroth freezes to death, he takes a drink of the water, shivering)

Sephiroth: It’s sparkling water…

Tifa: I like sparkling water…

Sephiroth: Tifa…you must promise me…when I return to bug the heck out of you guys all over again…you will teach me Ultima…

Tifa: I promise…

(Sephiroth freezes to death instantly and sinks to the bottom of the ocean)

Tifa: Well, that was really weird…
confused

Sephiroth: ....ugh.....! .......ugh!

Everyone: ... confused

Sephiroth: UGH!!!!!!! ................ugh.....

Cloud: ... confused

Sephiroth: DAMN YOU BALLS, STOP ITCHING!!!!!! scream ugh.......!

Cait Sith: WHOA, that was a little innapropriate! eek

Cloud: hold on, how did Cait Sith's voice just change!?

*Reeve's office @ shinra headquarters*

Heidegger: Um...My voice didn't change, this is still Reeve!

*Reeve is seen in the background of the office, getting high*

Heidegger: I just have a case of Shinra-itis!

*Reeve pushes Heidegger out of the way and snags the microphone*

Reeve: sup guys, wunna swing by and smoke some weed lata on!?

Everyone: eek

*Sephiroth stops itching himself and stares @ Cait Sith*

Sephiroth: eek

*Reeve hooks the microphone to every single PA system in the shinra building AND the toy cat*

Reeve: PENUS!!!!!!!!!!! scream scream scream

YOUVE NEVER SEEN MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL! THAT WAS THE FUNIEST MOVIE IN ALL OF HISTORY!!!