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 Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:22 pm
Because... it was too close to James Bonda-...I'll shut up now...
(and yes... anything can be used as a weapon if you try hard enough... just like anything can fly if you throw it hard enough 3nodding )
How could you kill an annoying guy with a waffle iron? confused
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:38 am
attach a string to it and claim you were ringing up a calf
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:17 am
Why do people pollute, kill, and rape?
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 6:09 am
A: Because they are Vikings. They pillage too by the way.
Q: How do you kill a mockingbird?
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:13 am
A: you stab it with a lollipop.
Q: Why is there a bird outside my window?
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:58 am
A: Because you have the stick
Q: Whats a mom and dad gotta do to make a kid?
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:03 am
A: I'm pretty sure it has to do with the Cossack dance, except when you'd usually jump and say HEY! instead they wriggle on the floor covered in sesame oil and scream I AM BREAD!
Q: What brand does God smoke?
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:43 am
^ snickers bars
What's in a name?
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:49 am
A: Consonants and sometimes vowels
Q: Where's Waldo?
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:49 am
^^An N, an A, an M, and an E. Wait... two A's... sorry...
^I think he got eaten in Jerassic Park 87... sweatdrop
What spoofs can you make of the 'I like big butts' song?
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:55 am
A: I like moldy cheese and I can not lie.
Q: Can you think of another spoof on the song.
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:59 am
Yep, that's why I asked. 3nodding Shelly and I sang this in science class once, heehee xp
'I like big monies and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny when a girl walks in with a big fat purse and a round thing called a coin you get greedy!'
Don't ask how we came up with that... sweatdrop
Do you like the last science teacher you had?
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:02 am
A: Yes
Q: What do you think of Greenday?
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:03 am
LaBelleIsolde Another game, yes. Hm... maybe there should be a subforum for wordgames and such. Anyhoo... Basically one poster asks a question, the next person has to come up with a snappy or stupid answer and a new question. EX: Poster 2 A: Because I put something special in your brownies. Q: Where have all the flowers gone? Etc, etc, etc. I'll lead you all with the first question:
Q: A canner can can anything that he can but a canner can't can a can, can he?
sweatdrop because...broken..lemons....e....squared.... gonk BAH!! THE HECK IF I KNOW!!...
3nodding hey you're a school girl. 4laugh just like me!!
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:04 am
A: Mmm... Nuclear winter.
Q: Q is for...
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