Why I Killed You

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I killed you so you could not look confused.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you because you ran in front of my car and...well, these things happen.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

I killed you to feed my dragon.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I killed you so I could eat your dragon.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

I killed you... Well, actually my dragon killed you... Guess he got bored or hungry...  

[Blade Dancer]

I killed you to dispose of all witnesses.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

I killed you for attempting to kill me for witnessing something I didn't witness.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I killed you so I could eat your face.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I killed you so I could take home the adorable cat~  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you because the government has had enough of your s**t.  

[Ember Terran]

I killed you because the people have had enough of your s**t. wink  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

I killed you because you wouldn't give me your phone number.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for participating in anti-government activities.  

[Ember Terran]

I killed you for calling me a deserter after my conscience objected to the orders you issued me  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I killed you for kidnapping!