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 Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:03 pm
(I'm pretty sure she knows how to spell.)
Granted, on a side note you find out your parents are not from where they say they're from. Unless, they told you they moved here from outside the Milky way. Have fun with the government surgeons.
I wish for a balloon animal.
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:04 pm
Granted but through some weird almost unimaginable faith, you become allergic to plastic and your ballon animal gives you a rash.
One which doesnt heal for months... causing your skin to be dry, scaley and too disfigured for you to be allowed to leave your home for months, because if you did, it would cause public histeria.
Causing all who saw you to jump off bridges and other high buildings just so that they could erase the thought of you from their memories....
i wish i had fairy wings and knew tumbelina.
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:34 pm
Granted, by some mysterious twist of fate you end up with fairy wings and meet tumbelina. Except she's pissed you have fairy wings. She attacks you and it breaks into an all out cat fight. In end your both in the hospital and one of your is missing an eye, though no one can tell which one cause both your faces are so cut up and disgusting. Not to mention most things you say at this point are too difficult to understand.
I wish I had cooties.
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:01 am
Granted, but these are genetically enginered super cooties that are full of testosterone. They give you a beard among other things and now everyone thinks you are a guy.
I wish for a kitty
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:29 pm
Realitys Marionette Granted, but these are genetically enginered super cooties that are full of testosterone. They give you a beard among other things and now everyone thinks you are a guy. I wish for a kitty
I wish acrime86 knew that asplode is a perfectly good word.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:53 pm
Granted, but the addition of this new knowledge makes her head asplode, you get caught in the asplosion and this causes some passer-bys to asplode out of shock and that sets off a chain reaction of people asploding until all the people in the world asplode....and then the Earth asplodes too. heart
I wish someone cool would reply to this post.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:40 pm
Granted, but he he is so cool he makes your head asplode....
I wish that the San Francisco Giants weren't such a terrible baseball team.
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:12 am
icedog123 Granted, but he he is so cool he makes your head asplode....
I wish that the San Francisco Giants weren't such a terrible baseball team.
I wish for a better world.
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:40 pm
Granted, but you don't live there.
I wish I had something to do.
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:55 pm
i know that its a word,,, i was just bored and thought it would be funny,,,, seems that it wasnt taken as one...
now back to what i came here to do..
granted but it causes you nothing but boredom..
i wish i cold fly away,,,
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:18 pm
acrime86 i know that its a word,,, i was just bored and thought it would be funny,,,, seems that it wasnt taken as one... now back to what i came here to do.. granted but it causes you nothing but boredom.. i wish i cold fly away,,,
I wish I could spit fire.
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:49 pm
granted but whenever you try to eat the food burns up before you can swallow, thus causing starvation
I wish I had a pair of highlighters.
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:41 pm
Granted but they have no ink.
I wish something would go terribly wrong with my wish.
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:26 pm
Granted you waste your wish... and I had this adorable puppy you could've wished for too.
I wish something exciting to happen.
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:31 pm
The Depressed Optimist Granted you waste your wish... and I had this adorable puppy you could've wished for too. I wish something exciting to happen.
I wish I would sleep.
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