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Trenchant Cogency

Anxious Lunatic

PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:24 am


...The intense failure must ******** CEASE.

Okay, Lazenca, as I watched you fight Omi, I thought "Wow, he's pretty good".

...You've lost credibility to me now. All of it. Gone.

"LOLE I R ON ZERO ENERGY IN AURA MODE! ALL UR AURA ARE BELONGING TO ME!"

...As Omi said, you pulled a ******** DBZ. Y'know, when they're all getting pwned and then suddenly go "LOLE UBER SAYEN" and are all sparkly and s**t? And can move even though they got brutally pwned? Yeah, that's what you did.

No mention of it being fake eaither. IC or OOC. Untill of course NOW. Which you're supposed to do. You have to at least ALLUDE to it being fake IC or OOC. But you didn't. Nice little bit of failure on your part. Omi brings up the point of bleeding and several other injuries YOU personally described. Unless you're saying your body bleeds when you tell it to, or of it's own free will.

...Wait, that's called PMS. Which you seem to have been having an awful lot of. Seriously, there's PMS blood everywhere. Flowing mostly from your mouth, along with an endless cascade of diareeha of the mouth, the diareeha being BULLSHIT.

Also, Your failure at not noticing the distance between the two of you is yet ANOTHER sign of failure. What you did was basically...pull a Technical Teleport. You're a very large distance from Omi and then, suddenly, you're all over him...In your sparkly, homoerotic light.

But we won't get into it being homo.

I won't go into the Pendelum Step BS, because it's failure is so emmese that, even I, In my Elite-class Anti-Failure, may become overwhealmed by it.

Just like Global Warming. It's coming. I'm cereal.

My god, this has turned into a pathetic fight. Laz, I'd like you to know, I've known nOObs who had better logic than you. Better arguementative skills. Even with their logic and explanations written 13Ik 7h1$, They still had better logic.

Good job. You have failed miserably.

Did I mention I'm super cereal?
PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:34 am


After reading that massive confusing mess I have decided upon a few things.

-Breaking Omi's elbow without letting him post about it is autohitting. However, using enough force in a strike to break his joint and letting pure logic dictate that to us isn't. AMP Strike 1

-Changing his actions to say he was grabbing at you is puppet mastering. AMP Strike 2

-His blade and extended arm will be longer than your leg. The entire blade must be gotten past before his arms can even be considered. Your moving in to break his elbow would just impale you further.

-Metal on metal creates heat (sometimes sparks) people. Then of course there is gravity, the force of the strike, and some other junk i'm forgetting.

-A pendulum step is still a step. What you are trying to describe is a shift in stance.

-I would like to point out that it is humanly possible to have a reaction time of under three hundreths of a second. Most martial artists and fighters of the calibur in that fight would be around .5-3 seconds. However it means nothing if your moving to fast to stop yourself. I personally measure in at roughly four or five hundreths of a second.

-A failed stomp kick would put you in a horse-square stance mix. While your legs are spread there isn't to much you can do except straighten up or make over balanced moves that are innefective and make you fall over.

-While in said stance you present a huge freakin target to your opponent. With him on his knees and coming upwards at you it makes it far harder to dodge since strikes from below or at low levels are hard to get away from and see.

-Blade=sharp. Piercing attack puts piece of metal through your body and causes a great deal of pain. It wouldn't knock you back at all.

-I like to word my posts in a somewhat confusing, but still understandable manner. You however have just put words in the post that make no sense whatsoever.

Because you have just wasted everyone's time for over a week and refuse to edit your post to comply with your opponent's actions and the rules of this tournament I declare Omi the winner by death. The sad thing is you could have avoided this entire mess if you'd swallowed your pride and admitted you made a mistake.

To bad, so sad, sucks to be you.

Enidox


Trenchant Cogency

Anxious Lunatic

PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:38 pm


...

*ANGELIC MUSIC PLAYS*

*GOSPEL SINGERS FADE IN*

*JESUS' WRATH IS SADATED*

*ALL IS GOOD*

Thank you, Unholy One.

...And now, I have a question.

...Shall we Shagrath now...or Shagrath later?
PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:56 pm


ya u nub lol hey omi wud u lik to figt urself as a SUPRSAIYINN!??! lol! c** on i go ez on u

Kaiketsu Zubatto


Trenchant Cogency

Anxious Lunatic

PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:59 pm


...You're eaither a massive nOOb or you're someone's mule attempting to trap us and make us THINK you're a nOOb.

...You fail eaither way. Good job.
PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:12 pm


wut hey ur guy luks lik da guy from feir embluem hav u ever playd dat

Kaiketsu Zubatto


Trenchant Cogency

Anxious Lunatic

PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:20 pm


...Jesus Christ.

I think my first guess was more accurate, but then again, I have a freind of mine who can pull off an extremely convincing nOOb act, so it's possible you're a trap.

...Hmph...

Edit: ...Forget I said that you were a trap. I checked your post history. You're a complete and utter nOOb to the core. You must be one of Robin's freinds. I associate you two because you both fail miserably at RPing.

...I would enjoy tearing you apart.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:03 pm


... [Cringes and slaps a hand against his face.]

.. Fas, let's just say: You were put into an elaborate trap by a guy with more free time than me. domokun WATCH WHAT YOU ASK FOR!

Typhoon Omi


Tacitus

Codger

PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:03 am


I do believe my judgement was pwned quite heartily and very thouroughly. *shrug* Why didn't he do that like a week ago?! T___T
PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:27 am


Because Shaggy and everyone else is on hiatus, and he just thought it'd be convenient to jump in when full-blown war was about to occur.

Otherwise, y'know...

BOOM HEADSHOT

Vincent. V Ex-~


Kaiketsu Zubatto

PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:04 pm


Typhoon_Omi
... [Cringes and slaps a hand against his face.]

.. Fas, let's just say: You were put into an elaborate trap by a guy with more free time than me. domokun WATCH WHAT YOU ASK FOR!


lol he dunt kno wut i capble of!!1 he insoolts me lol! wel jus in cais u do wana figt me fasbra i wil b her 4 u lolo!

i wud enjoy getign in ur pants LLOLOll jkkkk i figt u anytiem
PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:12 pm


Fasumbra Langardo
...Jesus Christ.

I think my first guess was more accurate, but then again, I have a freind of mine who can pull off an extremely convincing nOOb act, so it's possible you're a trap.

...Hmph...

Edit: ...Forget I said that you were a trap. I checked your post history. You're a complete and utter nOOb to the core. You must be one of Robin's freinds. I associate you two because you both fail miserably at RPing.

...I would enjoy tearing you apart.



lol hey y u ignore my qestshun fasbra cry cry cry cry cry cry

Kaiketsu Zubatto


Vincent. V Ex-~

PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:22 pm


The well known letters GTFO come to mind.
PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:16 pm


Anyone up for a spar?

Nightsnow


Typhoon Omi

PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:43 pm


On the last two matches of Barton Branch III:

Ttttoooo any staff here, are these members on leave for something, or have they just timed out really badly? XD; I know Ezonot Khajer vs. Mooo hasn't started yet, but on the other match, eh..
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